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Pah, you all have no clue how to start a real shop...

I will sell...
*dramatic music cue*
COOKIES!

Yes, you heard right, i opened the Alb's Syper Hyper Cookie Shop (50% off on the first buy if you get the reference) offering every possible kind of cookie you can think off ! Even backflipping cookies!
And all for the prize of 1.99$ per Cookie.
Buy 10 and you get 1 for free.

No guarantuee to receive buyed cookies, also no garantue for the cookies being eatable...



So, who wants some?

actually, i would rather buy some back backflips. OR, you could sell backflipping cookies...that would work
You could call it "Backflip'd Noms"

Yes, and they even backflip AFTER getting eaten ^^
Everyone having eaten one will be capable of doing dozens of backflips in a row without problem, even if he doesn't try to :P

What?
How is that even possible? There is no such thing as a "backflipping cookie".
There meight be "backflip'd'cookies" but... you can't sell backflip'd'cookies.
Backflips are protected by the government of somin.

I hope the government doesn't find my shop. D:

Selling swift kicks up ur a**...
Selling swift kicks up ur a**...
...
what? they need it!
also selling Cookie Monster...
not responsible for...eating you cookies,rape and incest,indecent exposure to rabies,not knowing the time,eating your children when deprived from daytime cookie snacks,eating your arm when deprived from daytime cookie snacks,eating your shorts when deprived from nighttime cookie snacks,eating your brain when deprived from nighttime cookie snacks,getting you pregnant...stealing your next door neighbors cookies...

I'd call my shop ''Shop'es inspection''

And would do everything to stop any bad uses of copyrights of somin of backflip'd of Lauli OF!

oh i forgot the name of my shop

[steals somin's sig]
Coming soon...

selling unauthorized ownership of other peoples...erm stuff :P

i'll be selling awesome faced Ninjas for 10,000 back flipping cookies
the name of the shop is ????????

New Shop

Foods:
- Detergent Soup
- Sand Porridge
- Fried Ghost
- Boiled Firzen
- Iced Rice
- Jump Corn
- Lol-I-pop
- Steel Meatballs
- Barbequed Cactus

Drinks/Desserts:
- Aquarium (with the algaes and fish and its poo)
- The Atlantic Sea
- Cotton Pudding

Vehicles:
- Crashed Car
- Rotten Truck