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RE: Quotes (Forum, MSN, ICQ, AIM, YIM, other) - Ariyan - 03-19-2015

Quote:Your Balls Does Not Breaks When Allies Punches It
Quote:Your Balls Break When It Hits A Foe
Quote:Your Balls Bounces Whenever Hit By Ally/Foe



RE: Quotes (Forum, MSN, ICQ, AIM, YIM, other) - Dr. Time - 03-22-2015

Quote:I'm not saying I'm Batman, I am just saying no one has seen me and Batman in the same room.



RE: Quotes (Forum, MSN, ICQ, AIM, YIM, other) - Ariyan - 03-22-2015

Quote:I Am Not Saying That I Hate You , But If You Were In Fire And I Had Water .. I Would Have Drank It (._.)



RE: Quotes (Forum, MSN, ICQ, AIM, YIM, other) - LutiChris - 03-23-2015

Jim Bugg Wrote:I thought I was pretty cool until I realized that plants can eat the sun and poop out air



RE: Quotes (Forum, MSN, ICQ, AIM, YIM, other) - LutiChris - 04-04-2015

Quote:Cop 1 Jumps over a fence while Cop 2 goes underneath
Cop 1: "Why'd you come under?"
Cop 2: "Cause I'm an undercover cop."



RE: Quotes (Forum, MSN, ICQ, AIM, YIM, other) - Dr. Time - 04-04-2015

joshrun Wrote:
shingeki no destroyed hunter Wrote:
joshrun Wrote:why are drummers so attractive science side of tumblr please explain
the bang bang makes us want to bang bang
thank you science side of tumblr



RE: Quotes (Forum, MSN, ICQ, AIM, YIM, other) - A-Man - 04-08-2015

An expert is someone who has made all possible mistakes in a narrow field
-Niels Bohr


RE: Quotes (Forum, MSN, ICQ, AIM, YIM, other) - Memento - 04-08-2015

(04-08-2015, 04:42 AM)Doctor A Wrote:  An expert is someone who has made all possible mistakes in a narrow field
-Niels Bohr

I like the philosofy :) People are often so afraid to make mistakes, but the best men are often those that made the most mistakes and corrected them.

Also
Quote:An expert is someone who has made all possible mistakes in a narrow field and live to tell it
-Niels Bohr
This quote is now army-proof!


RE: Quotes (Forum, MSN, ICQ, AIM, YIM, other) - LutiChris - 04-13-2015

Dark-Evil: Gad Can you tell me How many Guys Made this mode. Did u team up.
YinYin: Gad is a one man army.
Dark-Evil: Oh! One Man Army! So am I!

meanwhile...in another thread

Dark-Evil: Need Ai workers and Sprite workers If u can help me.

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granted you did work on dc but you are not a one man army dude :P


RE: Quotes (Forum, MSN, ICQ, AIM, YIM, other) - Deep - 04-13-2015

Quote:Hilarious Laws which you have not studied in schools:

Law of equality :
The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 minutes is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll cal you in 5 minutes!
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Law of Queue:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
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Law of Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.
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Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
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Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
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Bath Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
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Law of Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
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Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
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Law of Bio mechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
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Theater Rule:
People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last.
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Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will
last until the coffee is cold.
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Law of Proposal :
After you accept a proposal you will get a better one...
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Law of getting late
When you reach early for something it will never start on time...