I dreamt that my father was going on the Internet during a thunderstorm and then a bolt of lightning struck the satellite dish thing and caused a massive explosion that wiped out the entire country - with me being the only survivor for some reason. I was literally blasting off and I landed in Canada. On top of a helicopter which was mid-air. I didn't get killed, but the helicopter crashed into a tree. Then another explosion, which sent me flying through some giant skyscraper and landing in a park in Chicago. And then I heard some weird sounds, so I looked up. The entire city was under quarantine, and then I started running as though I was being chased by a giant boulder. I actually went to the top of the highest building in Chicago, picked up a random watch, and leapt off the top floor window, with my eyes closed. When I opened them again, I was still up there, but just five years back. I had no idea what was going on, though, so I just walked to ground floor, and then someone punched me so hard that I ended up in the year 2025. There was a fourth World War going on, and a lot of chemical and biological weapons were used. I then decided to go to Japan, using a hoverboard (yay, it existed), and I obtained a katana there. Then I went to Germany, where the idiot who started the war was, and I decapitated him. The war ended, and a donkey made of concrete fell on top of me. Then I woke up in Egypt in the year 3943343 B.C. I took the katana and stabbed myself with it.
Then I woke up. For real.