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Chicken crossing the road - tgquan67 - 11-24-2008
The traditional topic: A chicken is crossing the road. What is your idea?
For example: Firen say "What a big chicken! Who want a roasted chicken?
"Freeze say "You can't eat whole chicken today. Do you need a refrigerator?"
RE: Chicken crossing the road - Bamboori - 11-24-2008
rudolf: "lets transform into the chicken!"
he does.
firen: "Oh yummy another chicken!"
poor rudolf
RE: Chicken crossing the road - Silverthorn - 11-24-2008
Deep: "Oh, I see what you need now. Anybody want some chicken slices? I have two chickens available that are about to get roasted!"
RE: Chicken crossing the road - Bamboori - 11-24-2008
julian: "NO! I won't let you eat the chicken!"
deep: "Why?"
julian: "Because I'm hungry!"
RE: Chicken crossing the road - snorsorbet - 11-24-2008
Deep: Oh... Then I will share my chicken with you :3
Moments later...
John: Can't we have lazer-chicken pizza?
Julian: No
... That will only destroy the chicken.Firen: Well, I will roast them now...
Deep: NOO!
Firen: Why not?
Deep: Must slice 'em first.
John: I will just stand here and spam shields.
Julian: Me too.
Deep: Eehr, shouldn't the writer end his post now? It is getting kinda offtopic.
John: Yupp...
RE: Chicken crossing the road - Guigs - 11-24-2008
Henry: WOW! A chicken! put a apple above it head, so i would shot the apple, proving my master aim, trust me litte chicken.
*shot*
Henry: Oops, erm... who wants chicken for dinner?
RE: Chicken crossing the road - Hypermodder - 11-24-2008
Bandit: Me, me!
*steals the dead chicken and runs away*
Firen: Eeey, you wanna eat a cold chicken???
Bandit: I will boil it.....
Firen: Ah, ok......
RE: Chicken crossing the road - Drahcir - 11-24-2008
Firen: Here's an easier way...MOVE!!
(Bandit leaves chicken on ground)
Firen: One...Two...Three...
(Firen explodes, chicken catches fire and hits Bandit)
RE: Chicken crossing the road - Hypermodder - 11-24-2008
*arrow out of nowhere kills the rudolf-chicken*
Hunter: wow, I shot a chicken!!!
RE: Chicken crossing the road - SirFrog - 11-25-2008
Knight: I want chicken too!
...
John (forgot his glasses at home): Look, chicken in a tin can!