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ur-mom-jokes - Cerberus - 05-05-2009
ok i think the topic says all^^ so tell some ur-mom-jokes
but please post only 1 joke in 1 post. if u wont do so the game will end in a very short time
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i will start:
ur mom has a beard and shouts "SPARTA!"
RE: ur-mom-jokes - The Lost Global Mod - 05-05-2009
ur mom is so fat she even has her own galaxy
RE: ur-mom-jokes - Cerberus - 05-05-2009
ur mom is so fat she jumps up in the air and get stucked :P
btw: i was scared at first i saw that u (just_a_phil) posted here so fast because: u=just_a_phil=moderator=being angry because of everything=saying ur-mom-jokes rnt a forum game=thread closed
RE: ur-mom-jokes - The Lost Global Mod - 05-05-2009
hy.. i am only an junior mod.. i still have to learn how to be... angry about everything
also the angry mod has already edited your post
your mum is so fat when cows see here they say "moooo"
RE: ur-mom-jokes - Cerberus - 05-05-2009
lol
ok ill think of it when u r angry on someone:P
@sandbag:
well of course they would be offensive but they r not against the mom of someone special or anybody else. its just a joke with no victim. so i think its not really offensive
if ur mom pass the TV u would miss all 3 parts of "the lord of the rings"^^
RE: ur-mom-jokes - The Lost Global Mod - 05-05-2009
hm.. well.. do as you wish, bro.
your mum's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear!
RE: ur-mom-jokes - skelguardian - 05-05-2009
Your mum is so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where your dad has two jobs!
RE: ur-mom-jokes - dixon - 05-05-2009
tell me your mum's pornsite
EDIT : lock plox
RE: ur-mom-jokes - Pirate - 05-05-2009
"Yo mama so stupid that she uses 2 hrs to watch 60 minutes"
RE: ur-mom-jokes - Cerberus - 05-05-2009
xD very good one pirate^^
ur mom is so fat, when she went into a cinema the becomes abatement for groups