There once was a man who went to McDonald's after he ate some KFC wings at Sonic, and was so poor he got a refund.The man, now feeling strange...needed something to drink, but they didn't serve drinks so he ran around the Wizard of Oz to ask ...for a bottle of beer,so he was drunk and went to sleep for 24 hours and woke up in a trashcan with rats so he ate 'em all and world war 3 began and he was in the line for battle with the americans even if he is Canadian.Then he shot G.W.Bush in the toilet with a bazooka so GW bush blew up and the italian mafia appears and they call the police because this sentence is useless.The new sentence starts with "come to http://www.lf-empire.de/forum/chat.php NOW!"It does not work! Then you need to install Java.Ah, thx! now I understand!But the cheese is a lie - everybody believed that the evil super moderator is back!However, he wasn't only back,he was more evil then julian and he called in Borat. That way the world was on the brink of an awesome Chuck Norris Roundhouse kick,But suddenly, Mr. T appeared!And gave MH +1 Reputation after pitying [Chuck Norris] for the sweet 'n sour chicken sauce.The rain started falling from above even if its summer and the temperatures increase to 40° Celsius in the shadow.When someone came in the room to steal sinow´s pillow. What the hell? Broomstick of witch of loser.Your post has 4 words!Your post has 5 words!Mr. T pities all 4-word-poster to his master bluephoenix and the greatest whale ate five words made by some aliens!the alien came to destroy The next person to post But didn't expect resistance from an old battery charger who shocked them quickly to death!till acrton came and defeated himself in a chess game. Boom. End of Brainfart.So they will bomb McDonalds with grenades they bought from BurgerKing which is McDonalds rival.But BurgerKing gave them only 3 grenades to bomb McDonalds!The first was only an apple The second did not explode!and the third hit the ground and explodes in front of the guy who sells the hamburgers. He dies quickly.And this game never ends. So they are continueing fighting!Till we are all dead. Then BugerKing droped some stones on KFC such that the police came in and shot around stupidly to destroy the cheese fries that the custumer Brought with $10000 dollars so the custumer pay all the cheese fries they bought from an ice cream merchant. Battery acid can kill people which eat too much sausages once.The cow jumped over the train into a big pile of hairy moldy potatoes and climbed on the biggest potato to eat some cotton candy which was actually Santa Clause So Santa Gave the cow some bombs and died quickly!After finishing LFU Hyppermodder went into exile for an unknown reason but he wanted to Eat some food because the Power of hunger gets stronger and stronger untill he becomes the strongest human in the world of domination. But a rival appears his name before our own eyes, however HM blasted his enemy away.Now there's nothing to fear but suddently a dramatic music plays and everyone floats into Obvilion, but all are not dead because they ate some Potato chips, so the music dies down to a shimmer and now the next time it wont be so easy swallowing the potato chips so they might get ingestion But they all also had machine guns that can kill anyone who stands in their way to eat some chips made up of a donkey's bottom but it was as tasty as a man in the red suit standing by a black hole on the planets till all of the Fridges on earth belong to someone else than meh. then The monkeys have world-war with adolf hitler. The piece of the moon that smashed Antartica also hit a icecream because a golf ball hit it and he got a nose-bleed.As the bleeding golf ball was bleeding it's Girlfriend tried pet cat started running around like mad 'cause the fridge fell on a piece of meat of Davis's pet dog so it killed someone with its doggy blast but another man pwned him so hard that his left eye fell out Of his stomach,he went and tried so hard to Play football with his eye but the ball was deflated and flew right against a Fridge's Microwave, so the eyeball blew up with Firen's explosion,crashed with Julians's soul-bomb and somehow annihilated the entire planet.but merciful gawd(god) saved the earthlings and sent Jan to a guy. The next sentence faithfully records said guy's actions And faithfully breaks the recorder.The full-stop by vktewari is about to cause a crash.So someone went into the Donkeys fridge, so the monkey suddenly realized he didn't exist.So Sadbhav and Drahcir were offline giving me chance to get banned by some mysterious newbie whose name was Drahcir.who attempted hacking admin's account and ended-up being in a a loser so they ran only to collide with another newbie named Drahcir. Therefore,both lost control over(their) minds and the steering wheel broke to make them roll round the gigantically huge planet, causing a bunch of asteroids, break and a comet to SMASH right onto the head of you. This story ends NOW!The forum lock was about kill this thread when mysteriously vktewari and me make a tie and hack cookie admin's shirt Anyway, the story finally came to a horrifying beginning at the dirty, smelly hands-of Sadbhav and his bats to kill vktewai and his cigar what I don't have one finger no! two no! three yes, what the quack WTQ This story seems completely crazy.for a crazy person like vtkewari . Anyway, this story is really very crazy so vktewari and Sadbhav along with Drahcir Tried to spam in Announcements-section Then MH came and he banned the spammer who had threatened to spam the whole pothole but they gladly accepted a 20-year ban for life so his life was filled with lots of spamming eating the burger while drinking A bucket full of coffee That was so hot that it killed drahcir and sadbhav but snorsorbet actually survived, so vktewari sent down Gogeta to teh skies in the underworld and use his BigBang Kamehameha and revive Drahcir and Sadbhav.But when he returns, he gets epickally pwned by a Overpowered Vegitto, So the monkey figures at that he shall go and cut the hair of a very, very big Pig, but the pig is a moon orbiting around the pig itself that used a toothpick inside a blue spherical Cube which ususally wasn't very keen on getting a bottle filled with a blue-whale, so the dead parrot is sleeping while John tells an animal to kill the dead-parrot, so John gives the animal salesman a ton of mud which was yellow and blue inside a fridge, in case the nuclear bomb eats a book which blows up the giant into outer space, eating the blue cheese of everlasting horrible plastic pig being a car which had an oil leak and instead of leaking oil which made the monky oily and then the blue cheese ate the oily monkey thinking the oily monkey is delicious - he thinked and he ran away But he tripped and fell and then M0nK37 TSH333zZ!!1!! appears behind a false tree box only to be PWNed by a bunch of sissy girls.and right after that, he got immensly powerful, with powers that could destroy things such as, nuclear bombs only in the IRC channel! Everybody must use it for salvation of killing and destroying the world by putting a ball into the endless sea of paper and drop a great spelled grate into the paper sea.I didn't understand about period coz I have a very disgusting trash in my house.which smells like a cheese burger so mice often gather and eat cats which usually type super-fast on a yellow keyboard made of blue grass that smelled funny. Then Fred stayed in his pretty home for like five years and and killed a cat called Bob and that Bob had a cat called Bob which have a long brown tail and green antennae and a tail like alien which found himself a good house where he can buy good snacks...and eat them alive. So he can drive back home...and kill everything on his to-do-list, now he...has nothing to do. So...yeah?... starts eating his own...tail, which is quite painful.But, the tail grew back...into a long big fat...foot which has three giant eyes, so it can see you stealing his cookies, which I don't even like, so i can run over a...basement, filled with bricks beacuse`i hate stupid piles of...sh*t, which I crapped last night, now i feel i'm...gonna be sick, because of roasted duck that Aletric made which tasted really nice so I danced in joy but i fell on Kay which...never posted feedback in the......darn thread, in which I...always post to waste some of my manly stuff that annoys they heck out of...me, because Bamboori's friggin eggs fell down my wet pants...which were whi- wait, what?Anyway, I was walking down in a happy place, when...i stopped to see the Eiffel Tower, collapsing beacuse of there is an eiffel tower collapsing Some Ukrainian kid fart that was the cause of the putting human into red book and turn into face book If Facebook became evil, it doesnt matter, it's already evil and it's turning users evil but not only that, it killed everyone in the area and destroy the whole area because vandesdelca cant play properly its because vandesdelca is beginner Sudenly, Chuck Norris apears and doing roundhouse kick, it hits a Boeing 747, that was the of the world but I don't understand your sentence because it is complete jiberish go back on the topic..."Fine" said an old man suddenly he fell down a......really huge well with some...crap at the bottom of it. He tried to climb...but failed. That's why he...tried again. This kept going...for 5 minutes, and then he suddenly exploded in a nuclear style, devastating whole California and for some reason mexico and then...wait...nooo mexicooo ...what about my taco??? NOOOOOOOOOOO...my taco was eaten by ...A dog. So I tied...the dog to execution rope.suddenly i got ninjaed by and I looked how the ...hell did i get ninja'ed...and he got killed by another ninja who just ninjaed the imminence of indisposition of Spongebob Squarepants and then he...watched the spongebob special on Nick but died of stupidity then her mother came and told him to get the dodo hell out of her...which was slowly draining vital... energy that transformed into a Autobot and he got pissed...right in the face by Harry Potter's new spell, that can open the door and save shop da woop from cancer. However, the new eggs didn't like Harry so they killed him using shop da whoop's fairin-mah-lazur move Cheezeburger?! Yes, they shooped da PEOPLE WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING.What has Bumblebee got to ride a giant motor bike that was really an decepticon so stop with darn Tranformers from the sky next to Godzilla on the day after Optimus Prime that had a crap in the White House for 3 posts in 1 minute which made Alectric angry about...why he didn't eat Pikachu.at the time he found Elias and started doing strange dance moves, including the breakdance which lead to chronic pain and the dancefloor was evacuated because Kay desided to become...A female, and everybody looked away, but then the appleking denied entry to Kay which made him angry so he....decided to buy some Napisan ...at the Sonic for not...he had no choice, so ate a cake with apples...that were grown in Serbia but taste like crap, so...throw them on the ground!! then he looked @ Alectric...and angry at him, so he literally exploded with rage and turned into cactuar the almighty giant cactus, and crushed Mount Rushmore, so he went to mount everest to admire the view over Nepal but then he desided it enforce his unconceivable might over a duck that just ate another one, cannibalistic ducks are so awesome! When they are angry, they like to decapitate and be deep-fried alongwith tomato sauce, filled with a nice tender chicken breast but for real it was a hairy leg, dumb-founded he ran back to cactaur and died from 9999 damage.which alectric duck caused by the Ultimate skill "Hot Duck" and as a side effect,the duck sacrifice its life but alas, cactuar was dead.Kay pressed F7 cause he was bored. David Guetta said "Who am I" and when love takes over, he starts shaking it up a box of gasoline so then...it will explode in...exactly four billions of years but it exploded right now..while "now" was loooooooong time ago. Now everybody is happy because the Power Level of it makes me feel so...over 9000, that even Sparta cant determine the time of ...day he had to sing...to see if Alectric will...dance, because it was crucial because he desided to have...eggs and bacon this morning but he had tea with large amounts of fruit loops and it tasted super awesome...but were unfortunately poisonous which made him/her choke to an unpleasant fart out his...butt that made him explode saying "i wish i were...""...a f*cking toilet!" and then his regret filled his orange with evil intentions to destroy eggs in the world and ducks too, so cats rule all the egg shells and my waffles...anyone want one?"no" replied the fat controller but then he desided that...eating the evil orange was a pleasant idea for him...because he truly wanted to devour it and make me...puke his pants for no...reason at all what-so-ever and...that seemed a good idea but he began to feel...strange, in the way that he was dancing around like...a decapitated tortoise on hallucinogenics but he then transformed to just the controller, loosing weight and brains but power was unwanted so he desided to...suicide but became awesome instead of Obama.A day after tomorrow a huge Pedo Bear disappeared from the universe, because he knew the world would...no longer want pedo bear after that the world felt...fully satisfied at their result Now came the time for...prince of persia warrior within to die. 'Twas the end.of the most pwnage story ever recorded on LFE but...a new better story began,not. Well, anyways someone came...and was on a quest but thats for another time.This time this thing was...gone forever, never seen again.Alextric desides it will be...that he should break wind with my toilet seat because it looked so crappy and...twas' the end of that.though it might have ended...right now, as it did.alas another fart came out..."How dare you" said the...man, which finished this story.A NEW story starts off and it finished right now.This meant a new start for another end this day.So, to end a story,that never started, the end. A mod should close this but that would mean ending!Ducky, you WANT an end.Yes, and end to this!We end the thread here.but davis came and punched.....Julian's Soul Bomb, and died.And now the real end.Unless the real end is...the end of this post.but another story started off.but that also fortunately ended.but nothing truly ends right?so he ate something that meant destruction of the world but nothing happened, The END is not very nigh. However,the end's not too far.and thus ends another story.This story is totally over.yep, and this one too.but then out of nowhere....There came another story's end.Thus we begin another Avatar but sadly he is dead.He was murdered by the burning will of the burnt who was definitely burnt...but ended right about now.Ducks finnaly die with a...bang. that didnt happen though.how we hate lies, it did.not happen the world just...became more retarded therefore when...the story ended. like now.Its the end of the.....fart which lasted pretty long through chases erotically big nose...that no one cares about...because again, it ends now.Alec really wants to fight.to end his smelly fart that poisoned small fish eggs and as a bi-product, ended.Startlingly, Alectric's in fact End Duck.It looks like another end.And this looks like beginning the end is beginning. CHAOS!said the man indah yellow..."wut, another ending?" he replied."Yea, whatever," Darth Vader said and accidentally hit himself deadly lovers announced it live, and...Harry Potter stuck his wand up someones unpredictable smelly hairy...but this of-course, just ended.Notice the flames bursting benethe...the end of the end.Bananananas taste funny. THE END. Monkey’s love bannana’s and that...is one annoying thread. Yea...said me...oh no! who...?Guy who has Apostrophic spasms?D'on't' d'o sad'd'den'in'g' please, yea?"Yea. Completely like that" he'said."What did you say you...."'imbecile', Which concluded the end of Fresh ducks and...the end of procrastination.That was a fresh end. The air sure smells fresh....in the fresh, purple end ending fresh purple eggs allways...end the whole silly story and start a new nerdy but a quickly ending story.When oceans evaporate in a quick end. just give up.Real men never give up.The end. The and. END!!Lol real men...rofl ya... Xd Closed because of dumbness here.opened again because i'm dumb..yet so awesome for opening...For the Phil mod powers...It is the "THE END".then a new ending ended.and started again with something...Phil and Duck in same room started slurping something very....strange by the name of....OMGOSH JUST LETS THIS END!!!And so it finally ends.It will never start again.yes, never ever ever start...Because now it is closed.