Without, the night was cold and wet, but in the small parlor at Kenshii Villa, the blinds were drawn and the fire burnt brightly. Two ninjas, one experienced and older and the other an amateur, were at chess, the former, who possessed ideas about the game involving radical changes, putting his king into such sharp and unnecessary perils that it even provoked comment from the drunk ninja who was periodically puking on the leather sofa. Suddenly, the whole place became quiet. A man with a ponytail, dressed in a blue kimono entered the parlor, holding a glistening shuuriken in his hand. The drunken ninja suddenly got up and walked up to the man. “M…Mm…Master Rudolf…” he said before puking onto the man’s wooden sandals. The man, extremely offended, shoved the drunken ninja against the wall, held him by the scruff of his neck, whacked the shuuriken into his neck, in such a way that he got pinned to the wall and then took out a katana from the left inner pocket of his kimono and slashed the drunken ninja’s stomach, which spewed out lots of blood and also some whisky could be seen. The katana was so sharp; that it pierced his stomach, just as a heated knife would pierce butter. The man then took off his wooden sandals and stuffed them into the drunken ninja’s mouth. “Gentlemen” he said, “I’ve got a meeting with this guy called ‘The Guy’ tomorrow.” “You’re point being?” said the amateur ninja, before quickly adding “eh, umm… Master Rudolf?” Rudolf just smirked and said, “Because I will most probably need reinforcements.”

All Master Chief could see was purple haze swirling all around him. His Warthog, guns, everything of his disappeared and he was just floating. He was getting chills in his stomach and his beloved helmet was gone. He felt that he was going to die of boredom and to him every second felt like years. He started to become hysterical and then shouted, “HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO TAKE? I THINK I’M GETTING FACIAL HAIR AGAIN!” and then he fell to the ground. He then got up to find out that, he had arrived at Peach’s Castle, and he had all of his equipment and the Warthog. “Wow, I arrived here!” he said, “This even faster than a ‘Banshee.’” He then walked towards the castle, and looked at its window and to his surprise, he saw a creature (or that’s what he thought it was) with the most crimson eyes he had ever seen. He then heard a blood-curling shriek, and from the castle window fell a head. Master Chief advanced further towards the head, and when he reached there, he looked straight into his best friend’s eyes. Grief hit like a tidal wave of shock when he saw Princess Peach’s beautiful visage lying on the spring green lawn. Trying to control his tears, he then looked at the castle entrance to see the same creature with a man in a blue kimono. The creature then started chanting strange hymns and the sky became gloomy. “Let everyone be haunted,” the creature, shouted and there was a loud crack of thunder. Master Chief and the man in the blue kimono felt a shock at the exact same time. Then the man shouted “Yes, it worked I am now super-powered!” The creature then shouted on a megaphone “This castle now belongs to me. I have kidnapped Mario, everyone’s favorite plumber, and he is locked in the castle. You cannot get past me. We are now ‘Haunted Little Fighters’. The man then went to the yard to check out his moves and Master Chief stealthily followed him. He then saw the man talking to a huge ten-foot tall sinewy giant. The giant told his new name now, once that he was haunted was Giant-Mark, and the man just laughed. The giant, angry, ripped of the man’s floating ribs, and stuck them in his eyes, leaving the man to say his final words “Where are the reinforcements…?” The older and experienced ninja was on the other side of the castle and while walking, he viewed this incident. “Oops,” he said “I kept my king in a sharp and unnecessary peril once again…”