Short Story Contest - Printable Version

“OH SHII”
Bashcrazy was startled by the sudden appearance of MH-RAZEN!!!
“Bash what are you doing in the VIP lounge? I don’t remember giving you that title!” MH asked very surprised at his blue name color tag.
“Blue-Phoenix gave it to me so ye”
MH’s left eye twitched.
Back at the Empire Zone, Blue-Phoenix was walking into the Announcement room when he suddenly heard the sound of lurking in the IRC. He crept around the corner to see Lord Silva and Ascor lurking heavily. As he turned the corner he narrowly dodged Reaper’s sickle as he swung it around haphazardly.
“Reaper WTF??? You almost decaffeinated my a**!”
Reaper looked at him in the biggest confusion face he could muster. “Decaffeinated?”
The doors from the Announcement room exploded open with MH yelling loudly. “PHOENIX!!!”
BP face expression -> (O_o)”
MH face expression -> (=_=)
“Mind telling me why Bashis a f@$%$@ VIP now?”
“Lolwut? I didn’t make him a VIP.”
MH turned around and looked at Bash. He grabbed his nametag and flipped it. It was the normal grey color.
Bash's expression -> (^_^)”
MH smacked him with a ban-hammer.
Bash expression -> X_X

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One freaky night, MH was experimenting his project>>LFE (lol freak empire). He has a lot of weird pets and things like a blue phoenix, reaper, black kitty, white kitty, frog knight and necklace who can all talk English.
By 5:00am, it was done. MH went to sleep. Suddenly, BP talk to the kitties:
-Hey, what's up. Scared of water?:P
-white kitty(The Nave): Meow!! I'll kill you.
He jump to scratch BP but what he didn't noticed is BP is a Phoenix, so he became a black kitty. BP said:
-Wow, since when can you DC yourself to transform?

The black kitty(Marshall) is the white kitty's friend. He DC the BG to a dark place. Since BP is only the one who's shiny, the two cat attack but one of them accidently scratch reaper's cloth off. Reaper's mad and use his scythe to attack him. Fortunately, he escape. And the scythe? Reaper unintentionally cut the necklace(Azriel) into two. The frog(Sir Frog) said:
-Yo! That's my lucky necklace! He was like a friend to me. I'll buried you. Evil

-Sorry, I didn't meant it, I.........
-Shut up! Lok Tar Ogar!
He jump to attack Reaper, but Reaper dodge it and the frog fell on BP, causing BP to extinguish the flame on his body and the frog BECAME:

Spoiler (Click to View)

Deep fried frog(face emotion - x.x)

Unfortunately, MH woke up and look at his project. His face>> O.o

Then, the black kitty said
-It's all Reaper and BP fault.
-MH>> Twisted

do you think I'll believe you?
-Marshall>> Shock

Does this mean you let me go?
MH pick up the two kitties and fuse it with Reaper. Then, he pick a 100000000 pound BAN HAMMER and willing to smash them. Unfortunately, he can't lift it and it slam on him. MH face emotion>> Picasso

The three trying to walk as a team but they trip on a rock and fell, smashing the head on the ban hammer. Their last word: "#%$@*&, who the heck write me this way?"

nehalbordoloi (Click to View)

A guest came to visit LFE and SirFrog was tour guide.
SirFrog,"I will be your guide today."
Guest,"Okay"
As they were walking they saw Blue Phoenix.
SirFrog said to the guest,"This is one of our administrators.His name is Blue Phoenix.He-"
Blue Phoenix shouted at another member "How dare you break Rule #2 and #3?You are therefore......OBLITERATED!!"
And Blue Phoenix crashed a huge ban hammer on him and CRASH.SirFrog was astonished along with the guest.
SirFrog,"Um.......Moving on,this is the dinning room,where everyone dines.Everyday we have different main courses and
today's main course is-"
Alectric shouted,"Roast Duck?!!! How dare you!! I'll obliterate each and everyone of you!"
And then a series of awesome fights took place there.
SirFrog,"*sigh*Moving on."
"This is the forum games section."
CRASH!!!!!
SirFrog,"Whats going on here??"
mundvoll_ and Neocrypt appeared along with bashscrazy at the back.
"What are you guys playing?"SirFrog asked.
Neocrypt answered,"Pan fry your opponent's eyeballs."
"Wanna play?"
SirFrog watched in awe and then said,"No,NEVER"
After walking some time SirFrog told the guest,"I am sorry for all that has happened today.Everyone is always like this.We never have a single normal day.I think you will never want to join LFE do you?"
At that moment,MH Razen appeared.
He said to SirFrog,"We are always like this,that's what makes us special.Even if we are like this,we are bonded by a strong
friendship.We all are like a family,supporting everyone."
Then he turned to the guest and said,"So,do you want to join?"
The guest answered,"I have seen that this a very fun place.So my answer is....yes."