The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[Shane]

Sarah: "I was hoping... to ask you for a favour."
nbaheen: "what?"
Sarah: "... Where were you ten minutes ago? Did you split into three?"
nbaheen: "No, I didn't..."
Sarah: "Then why did I sense your energy level in Malaysia while you were around here...?"

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Shaie: "Wonder if Kim really was crazy..."
Nicole: "SHE WAS NOT CRAZY! WHEN WILL YOU GUYS STOP IT?!"
Shaie: "... Uhhh... Are you talking about Kim Karvana?"
Nicole: "... No... I thought you were talking about... her."
Shaie: "Sorry..."
Jason: "Who's Kim Karvana?"
Shaie: "A Caravan-headed monster up north from Draconia."
Narrator: "Hello! Are any of you battlers going to join The Battle Forums?"
Shaie points her finger at the sky.
Shaie: "Bang."
A laser is fired from her finger and a dead guy falls on the ground.
Jason: "I hate those guys!"

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:my energy level....i can't sense any energy level thats equal to mine...wait
nbaheen creates a sphere which shows malaysia
nbaheen:...the place seems perfectly normal,either ways,what did you want
Sarah:huh?
nbaheen:you said you wanted to ask me a favour

[Shane]

Sarah: "... I want-- Huh?"
nbaheen and Sarah both sense nbaheen's energy level near Russia.
Sarah: "... What's going on...? You're here, aren't you? So what's going on...? Whatever. The favour. I need you to help me construct a tower high enough to reach that floating place that you went to earlier. I asked several people, including John from Draconia, but nobody wanted to help me..."

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:...wait a sec...
nbaheen(t):are you two think what i am thinking?
n-good:why would violet came to earth?
n-evil:thats the type of person she is,always playing tricks
nbaheen:i will be back in just a minute
nbaheen teleports to Russia
violet is flying and making fake energy signals that are the same as nbaheen's level
nbaheen:what do you think your doing
violetlaying of course
nbaheen:...with my energy level?
violet:yeah...i was bored
nbaheen stares
violet: fiiiine...but you have to visit the void more often
violet smiles and disappears
n-evil:what an odd person she is
n-good:her last sentence was specially weird...ay N?
nbaheen starts flies to where Sarah is
nbaheen(t):...neutral
n-goodhe calls you n,so why your best buddy can't
nbaheen(t):if i consider you my 'best buddy' then i won't be normal,as you are me
n-evil:good point
n-good:well you stop saying good point,its weird
n-evil:good point
n-good:how i wish i could cut your head right now
nbaheen reaches where sarah is
nbaheen:fix that problem
sarah:about that tower
nbaheen:right,can't you just fly to that place and why do you want to go there?

[Shane]

Sarah: "What about the Inhumans who can't fly? Like Monique who is in Gansbaai at the moment? Or... or my brother and his friend?"
Sarah sighs.
Sarah: "... I can't believe they lose the ability to fly!"

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:you right now want a tower,think of its consequences as well,if i built a tower the entire planet will go nuts about the thing

[Shane]

Sarah: "Oh, they won't. I can cast a spell that will prevent humans from seeing it. 'Sides, that sky castle's above Antarctica."

Meanwhile...
Crizelda: "Who knew fighting monsters... would be so... hard?"
Clinton: "Well, for now we're safe from these people from amnesia-ing us."
Ned: "But for how long?"
Monique: "As long as Sarah tells us to not give you amnesia."
Claire: "Yeah. Apparently she has some sort of plan with you guys..."
Roxas: "Who knows what goes on in the mind of an imbecile--"
Sarah appears.
Sarah: "I AM NOT AN IMBECILE!"
Sarah disappears again, reappearing in front of nbaheen.

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:but why do you want to go there?
Sarah:why are you asking me so many questions?
nbaheen:i don't trust you,simple

[KarjamP]

KarjamP: "Sorry we're late.
"GO AWAY, DATA VAMPIRES!
"Okay, carry on, PK."

PK: "The answer to the 71st question is 'The universe would turn into a monkey if it was merged'.
"The answer to the 72nd question is 'Special Fudge Cannon and Chocolate Beam Cannon'."

KarjamP: "Hmm, fudge."

PK: "...
"The answer to the 73rd question is 'April, the 14th'.
"The answer to the 74th question is 'By firing a chocolate beam at the moon'. Talk about wierd.
"The answer to the 75th question is 'Tia'.
"The answer to the 76th question is '175 billion'.
"The answer to the 77th question is 'Tiamat Ingrid Adriana Michelle Alexis Taylor'."

KarjamP: "The other questions are beyond the scope of 'The Battle', so I may as well answer them myself.
"The answer to the 78th question is 'Ramond'.
"The answer to the 79th question is 'Philip'."

PK: "Why does that name remind me of that necromancer I know of in another world?"

KarjamP: "...
"The answer to the 80th question is 'Quill'."

PK: "Are these the last questions?"

Just then, an asian girl with short black hair, aviation goggles on her head and a scarf around her neck suddenly appeared in front of the group.

Girl: "Hey guys!"

PK: "Jenny Everywhere?"

Jenny: "That's me!"

Suddenly, text appeared in front of the group:

Text: "The character of Jenny Everywhere is available for use by anyone, with only one condition. This paragraph must be included in any publication involving Jenny Everywhere, in order that others may use this property as they wish. All rights reversed."

PK: "Woah.
"This isn't something you see everyday."

[Shane]

Shaie: "All of those are correct."
Jason: "... Firing chocolate beams at the moon... is weird, yeah."
Nicole: "But Bla bla bla 44 liked it so it helps anyway~"
Shaie: "What tropes would you apply to us?"
Nicole, Megan, and Kay: "WHAT?!"
Jason: "You heard us. What tropes would you apply to us?"
Nicole, Megan and Kay all facefault.
Nicole: "That was unexpected..."
Megan: "That's it, those two are corrupted by Shane and Kim's spirits, probably..."
Kay: "No, they've always been like that. If Shane and Kim's non-existing spirits were in them, we'd have known."

Meanwhile...
Sarah: "Oh, they won't. I can cast a spell that will prevent humans from seeing it. 'Sides, that sky castle's above Antarctica."
nbaheen: "But why do you want to go there?"
Sarah: "Why are you asking me so many questions?"
nbaheen: "I don't trust you, simple."
Sarah: "... FINE! See what I care! I'll just kill myself and that will result in all Shanes and Kims that exist on other Battles to die! NOBODY trusts me so I may as well do it!"
Sarah disappears as the Saiyan girl from before flies up.
Serena: "Whoa. You actually managed to make the Sarah angry enough to commit suicide. And if I understood her correctly. Nice job breaking it, hero. If I were you, I'd apologize and start to trust her. But I'm not you, I'm me."
Serena sighs.