The Vending Machine

[Elias]

Out comes, world domination. (yeah you stopped on the revenge part after killing half of human population.)

I pit in female.

[LutiChris]

you get her clothes, apparently the vending machine has a thing for women... :P
i put in my hand...

[Alectric]

out comes a claw for a replacement as your hand is permanently stuck in the machine

i put in the largest exclamation mark that was ever exclaimed!

[Elias]

Out comes, nothing. (sorry the vending machine is broken.)

I put in my story.

[Alectric]

out comes a missed chance to stroke your ego.

i put in a bicycle

[Elias]

Out comes a unicycle.

I put in duck flesh.

[LutiChris]

out come the Alive Duck in Rage biting your hair off
i put in a boiled egg...

[forgetlatios]

out comes bambegg.
i put in nothing...

[Alectric]

out comes the universe (wut)

i put in the lolwut pear

[forgetlatios]

lolwut??? outta comes a a a a a- D:
i puts in my sig