The 8-ball-Guru

[LutiChris]

Evidence that the Guru Ball is better than BP (Click to View)

Question: Hey I'm back...so how was your day?
Guru's answer: Oh, hello.

Question: i asked you a question, give me an answer...
Guru's answer: Wise men once said: aye.

Question: last time we met, you said "Wise men once said: naye."
Guru's answer: Yes.

Question: Ok? so....anything new?
Guru's answer: Kind of... yes.

Question: like what tell me?
Guru's answer: Why not?

Question: eggsactly!! tell me what happened to you?
Guru's answer: Not really, only if you're able to do a barrel roll.

Question: Mission Accomplished, now can you tell me?
Guru's answer: I predict a clear "no".

Question: Is it because of "thts what she said" jokes?
Guru's answer: Wise men once said: nay.

Question: well i do remember you weren't bothered with that...what are you bothered with?
Guru's answer: That is not in my hands.

Question: What would you like in your hands?
Guru's answer: Of course not!

Question: because it sounds perverted? :3
Guru's answer: Nope.

Question: are you considered male or female?
Guru's answer: It is decidedly so.

Question: desidely whut? 1st or 2nd?
Guru's answer: You will have to wait.

Question: wait for the answer???
Guru's answer: Yes, it has been decided upon.

Question: if it's already decided upon why not tell me now??
Guru's answer: Let me think. This looks like... oh, it's a "yes"!

Question: ok tell me, or i will quit...
Guru's answer: No.

Question: b*tch
Guru's answer: Think about what you just asked. Do you see how stupid it is?

Question: no, infact it was the best answer EVER!
Guru's answer: No. By the way; do you know the game? You just lost it.

Question: You lost too...
Guru's answer: That is unlikely.

Question: because you cannot think? ah ha, very clever...
Guru's answer: Are you kidding?

Question: so u can think?
Guru's answer: How comes that you even ask?

Question: tell me the frickn' answer already???!
Guru's answer: Are you kidding?

Question: you hate me don't you?
Guru's answer: Who knows?

Question: Blue Phoneix knows, and he's out to get me someday...isn't that right?
Guru's answer: Forget about it.

Question: I will never forget Blue Phoneix!
Guru's answer: Not right now. Maybe later. But only maybe.

Question: What do you think about your creator?
Guru's answer: I predict a clear "no".

Question: you think he's a "no"?
Guru's answer: Forget about it.

Question: too late...
Guru's answer: No.

Question: you mean you forgot or your saying im a liar?
Guru's answer: Who knows?

Question: we shall never know...
Guru's answer: Yes.

Question: Finally, a clear yes. What else can you say?
Guru's answer: No.

Question: i know that...dumb f***...
Guru's answer: You are funny.

Question: why thank you...hope you weren't being sarcastic with me?
Guru's answer: Very doubtful.

Question: are you ever sarcastic?
Guru's answer: Nope.

Question: are you boring?
Guru's answer: Yes - definitely.

Question: how so?
Guru's answer: There are some things that are better be left untold...

Question: becuase the real answer is to shocking, right?
Guru's answer: Definitely no.

Question: ok lets forget it...
Guru's answer: You will have to wait.

Question: nope im going to leave any minute...
Guru's answer: Outlook good.

Question: oh so your saying you'd rather have someone else to talk to?
Guru's answer: Who knows?

Question: as i said "we shall never know"
Guru's answer: No. By the way; do you know the game? You just lost it.

Question: yes, you are very boring...
Guru's answer: Is this supposed to be a question?

Question: nope, by the way do you know the game? you lost
Guru's answer: Yes, if your parents let you.

Question: they lost too...
Guru's answer: Yes - definitely.

Question: what about Blue Phonenix?
Guru's answer: Outlook bad.

Question: why is it bad?
Guru's answer: Think about what you just asked. Do you see how stupid it is?

Question: well your not being very clear about it, tell me now!
Guru's answer: Outlook good.

Question: omg, i can't stand you...tell me something i don't know...
Guru's answer: Yes, if your parents let you.

Question: Do you have parents?
Guru's answer: You really do not want to know that.

Question: Oh yes, i do...
Guru's answer: I'm sorry to tell you this but you are homosexual.

Question: what the- and how would you know this?
Guru's answer: Why not?

Question: lets skip to a new disscusion...?
Guru's answer: I predict a clear "no".

Question: well i don't care, will i make it into Harvard?
Guru's answer: Is this supposed to be a question?

Question: this time yes...dumb a**...
Guru's answer: I love you, too.

Question: me too?
Guru's answer: Outlook bad.

Question: why?
Guru's answer: It is certain.

Question: it is certain you will are the 8Ball
Guru's answer: Is this supposed to be a question?

Question: it was...?
Guru's answer: Definitely no.

Question: ...huh?
Guru's answer: How comes that you even ask?

Question: wait...huh?
Guru's answer: You really do not want to know that.

Question: know whu?
Guru's answer: Are you kidding?

Question: kidding?
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: YES.

Question: yes? define the word yes...
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: YES.

Question: you can not define a word by itself, can u?
Guru's answer: You may rely on it.

Question: but can you atleast tell me?
Guru's answer: I will tell you when you are old enough to hear it.

Question: i think i am, now tell me the truth
Guru's answer: Not really, only if you're able to do a barrel roll.

Question: i have...please tell me
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: YES.

Question: yes, tell me NOW!
Guru's answer: Hahaha, that's a good one! No.

Question: You are a liar, you said you weren't being sarcastic...i know when im not wanted
Guru's answer: I'm sorry to tell you this but you are homosexual.

Question: i can not fight over something that is inacurate...
Guru's answer: You will have to wait.

Question: nope because i can quit right now.
Guru's answer: Hahaha, that's a good one! No.

Question: bye
Guru's answer: Bye.

Question: ha! you fell for it! No?
Guru's answer: Outlook good.

Question: good bye
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: NO.

Question: Good Day
Guru's answer: Outlook good.

Question: Fare well...
Guru's answer: Outlook good.

Question: Your Gay!
Guru's answer: It is certain.

Question: Blue Phoenix programmed you Gay??
Guru's answer: Language...

Question: Egghem* you said it yourself, no?
Guru's answer: Is this supposed to be a question?

Question: yeah
Guru's answer: You really do not want to know that.

Question: it's too late, now i know...
Guru's answer: That is unlikely.

Question: how would you know?
Guru's answer: That is not in my hands.

Question: do you have boobs?
Guru's answer: Not really, only if you're able to do a barrel roll.

Question: so that means you will do plastic surgery on yourself for my sake?
Guru's answer: No. By the way; do you know the game? You just lost it.

Question: i quit?
Guru's answer: Yes.

Question: is that good?
Guru's answer: I predict a clear "no".

Question: i predict your gay, am i wrong?
Guru's answer: Language...

Question: what other language do you know besides english?
Guru's answer: Yes, it has been decided upon.

Question: German?
Guru's answer: Yes, it has been decided upon.

Question: Are you better than Chuck Norris?
Guru's answer: My reply is no.

Question: what about Blue Phoenix?
Guru's answer: I was told not to say anything bad about Blue Phoenix; and I will not challenge my fate.

Question: what about BP?
Guru's answer: Outlook bad.

Question: what about BP...?
Guru's answer: You may rely on it.

Question: what about BP???
Guru's answer: Let me think. This looks like... oh, it's a "yes"!

Question: muahaha...i tricked you!
Guru's answer: You may rely on it.

Question: thats all the evidence i will ever need, bye?
Guru's answer: Yes, if your parents let you.

Question: wtf is that supposed to mean? they can not stop me...
Guru's answer: You pervert! I see it in your eyes!

Question: only real men are perverts, you must be a woman without any boobs...
Guru's answer: Outlook so so.

Question: so so...im right?
Guru's answer: Listen to the wind.

Question: the wind tells me your gay... :3
Guru's answer: Shut up.

Question: ahah...i finally pissed him her off
Guru's answer: How comes that you even ask?

Question: bye b*tch
Guru's answer: Yes, if your parents let you.

Question: i said BYE
Guru's answer: Let me think. This looks like... oh, it's a "yes"!

Question: k cya
Guru's answer: Wise men once said: aye.

Question: bye bye
Guru's answer: It is decidedly so.

Question: when are you going to shut up?
Guru's answer: Not really, only if you're able to do a barrel roll.

Question: you fail...
Guru's answer: As I see it, yes.

Question: lolz, cya then...
Guru's answer: Are you kidding?

Question: cya
Guru's answer: I'm sorry to tell you this but you are homosexual.

Question: goodbye
Guru's answer: Don't count on it.