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Well I thought, just for fun, that the whole forum could come up with a guide for surviving a major zombie invasion that is affecting the planet. Basically, what I would like if at all possible, is people to post how they think you should survive a zombie invasion.
Basically, this can include your basic facts or it could include why that member especially would be able to survive a zombie invasion. Any other zombie based stuff could be added to this post if people wanted, including pictures that they have drawn.
So I'll start us off:
I'd survive a zombie invasion because:
1) My overly large amount of destructive and awesome power tools. As a gardener I need lots of sharp, loud and rather more powerful tools. In my kit I have:
- 2 strimmers, one far more powerful than the other. Both can run on petrol/fuel but one can also run on battery power.
- 1 Hedge strimmer: Plug it in and hear it roar.
- 2 bolt croppers, snippity snip.
- 1 pickaxe, swing away
- 1 adze, same as pickaxe
- 3 shovels, 4 garden forks, 1 pitchfork, 2 spades, 2 rakes, 1 spring/grass rake, 1 long-massive-cutter-pole-thing-which-I-can't-remember-the-name-of-but-has-a-pulling-cord-attached-to-it
- 2 x Chainsaws, vroom vroom indeed, one electric and one petrol powered.
- A hefty assortment of bricks, left over from when I was making a herb garden for my grandad.
- 1 baseball bat, a cricket bat and a hockey stick.
- Large set of kitchen utensils and knives - OH YES
- Cordless drills, and other power tools
- 4 sledgehammers (my favourite weapons of destruction other than my strimmers), and an assortment of other hammers.
- 2 pool cues, always come in handy
- A golf club, we only have one, don't know why.
- Games console controllers attached to wires. Swing them round your head and let loose. The perfect long distance weapon.
- An axe, ran out of use when I got my chainsaw.
- 15 stone 3lbs of brute force swinging large objects and dangerous tools (myself)
- 1x Fiat Panda, you guys are laughing right now. "A panda?" You say. This baby moes down everything from brick walls to old ladies - zombies don't stand a chance.
If I've missed out anything, I'll add more later.
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Have fun people
Basically, this can include your basic facts or it could include why that member especially would be able to survive a zombie invasion. Any other zombie based stuff could be added to this post if people wanted, including pictures that they have drawn.
So I'll start us off:
I'd survive a zombie invasion because:
1) My overly large amount of destructive and awesome power tools. As a gardener I need lots of sharp, loud and rather more powerful tools. In my kit I have:
- 2 strimmers, one far more powerful than the other. Both can run on petrol/fuel but one can also run on battery power.
- 1 Hedge strimmer: Plug it in and hear it roar.
- 2 bolt croppers, snippity snip.
- 1 pickaxe, swing away
- 1 adze, same as pickaxe
- 3 shovels, 4 garden forks, 1 pitchfork, 2 spades, 2 rakes, 1 spring/grass rake, 1 long-massive-cutter-pole-thing-which-I-can't-remember-the-name-of-but-has-a-pulling-cord-attached-to-it
- 2 x Chainsaws, vroom vroom indeed, one electric and one petrol powered.
- A hefty assortment of bricks, left over from when I was making a herb garden for my grandad.
- 1 baseball bat, a cricket bat and a hockey stick.
- Large set of kitchen utensils and knives - OH YES
- Cordless drills, and other power tools
- 4 sledgehammers (my favourite weapons of destruction other than my strimmers), and an assortment of other hammers.
- 2 pool cues, always come in handy
- A golf club, we only have one, don't know why.
- Games console controllers attached to wires. Swing them round your head and let loose. The perfect long distance weapon.
- An axe, ran out of use when I got my chainsaw.
- 15 stone 3lbs of brute force swinging large objects and dangerous tools (myself)
- 1x Fiat Panda, you guys are laughing right now. "A panda?" You say. This baby moes down everything from brick walls to old ladies - zombies don't stand a chance.
If I've missed out anything, I'll add more later.
.Have fun people
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