Quotes (Forum, MSN, ICQ, AIM, YIM, other)

[Kevin]

One commentary fail at TTO2

http://www.twitch.tv/harddrop/b/334700655
Go to 14:25

or... well you can read it here, but it's less funny

Spoiler (Click to View)

Oo we had a thirteen seconds match
Twenty lines sent in thirteen seconds for heboMAI
heboMAI shortens once again the gap again, twelve to nine.

Ummm... did you even see what happened there?

no.

Hm not to say the commentators were bad, they were so smart & skillful imo, but this one was just funny ;D to happen in the grand finals, and in fact their guess of what happened was true O_o after I saw it again.

[A-Man]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Issac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest, chickens in motion tend to cross roads.

Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Oliver Stone: The question is not "Why did the chicken cross the road? But is rather, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"

Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Heisenberg: Because the chicken is moving very fast, you can either observe the
chicken or you can measure its speed, but you cannot do both.

Jean Foucault: It didn’t. The rotation of the earth made it appear to cross.

Galileo: To get a better look at the stars.

Ohm: There was more resistance on this side of the road.

Pascal: It was pressured to cross the road.

Volta: The other side had more potential.

Hawking: There exist numerous parallel universes in which the same chicken is in differing stages of crossing the road. Only when one of the chickens has
completed crossing the road do their ave functions coallesce.

Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

Buckminister Fuller: Because we have not yet designed and implemented true,
constantly forwardly/backwardly evolving, energy-transforming living
machines which will enable us to perform all functions from the informedly
turbining hub of a single autonomous in-spiralling/out-radiating network of
space-connected information vector transforms. Had the chicken been
supplied with my Dymaxion Tensegrity Coop, it would have remained at home,
un-tempted by such risky spatial-temporal translations.

Grandpa: In our days, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

[Lauli]

Because it's the chicken the other side of the road deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt it. Because it can take it. Because it's not our hero. It's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

Click

[Kevin]

LOL a few days ago I ran through a VSauce marathon and I still remember one of the videos is "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?"

This is it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6nSOgsI_vo

[Kevin]

This thing is in my house.

Awesome.

[LutiChris]

[Gespenst]

It's just a community, everyone is different. But for me it really helped to take people differently - now I understand that everyone is different and that you can't do anything to make them understand if they don't want to; you just have to accept everyone.
But it's just my philosophy, haha - Simoneon

i just took out not important thing and left important text.
I am 100% agree with Simoneon.
It's epic.

[LutiChris]

[Alblaka]

John and soccerer my fav.

All hail the soccerer, who kills his enemys with the power of FIFA.

[A-Man]

Some hilarious codes found on pastebin:
To find boolean:

Code:

public bool IsTrue(bool b)
{
  if (b == true)
  {
    return true;
  }
  return false;
}

Get random number:

Code:

public int getRandomNumber() {
    return 5;
}

Code:

int getRandomize(int randMax)
{
  srand ( time(NULL) );
  int randNum; = rand() % randMax + 1;
  return 2;
}

A new for loop:

Code:

for ($i=0 ; $i<3 ; $i++) {
  switch($i) {
    case 1:
  // deleted code here
  break;
    case 2:
  // deleted code here
  break;;
    case 3:
  // deleted code here
  break;
  }
}