Omegle logs

[Wiro]

Say hi!
You: Falcon
Stranger: hi
Stranger: do you speak finnis?
You: Lol, no ^^
Stranger: osaatko
You: PWNCHED?
Stranger: mitä vittua?
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lol finland^^

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fail
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Stranger: hi
You: yo
You: sup?
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[Divisor]

I bet he wants to guide me to RapeLand

Email? Yea right (Click to View)

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: please
You: please what?
Stranger: do not ake
Stranger: do not ask m |f
You: o.O
You: i won't
You: i ain't a pedo
Stranger: because when i say m , the opposite discon me
You: yeah, that happens a lot
You: apparently
Stranger: you from ?
You: slovenia
You: you
Stranger: china
You: now that's far away
Stranger: yes
Stranger: so friend from now
You: umm yeah
Stranger: how old ?
You: 18
Stranger: may it is unpolite
Stranger: i am 21
You: right, ok
You: you like coffee?
Stranger: that' ok
Stranger: but tea much better
You: nah, not really
You: coffee pwns all
Stranger: in china much love tea
Stranger: traditional
Stranger: coffee makes you clear mind
Stranger: it's better for your work
You: yeah, exactly
Stranger: if you have a urgent work to do ,and you also ned stay up
You: mhm, that's right
You: anyway, alcholol is still better
Stranger: hehe
You: alcohol*
Stranger: tea does work as coffee
Stranger: also it can protect you from cancer
You: indeed
Stranger: if you visit china ,ican be your guider
Stranger: of course ,for free
You: don't think I'll go there in the near future
You: not in my interest
Stranger: ok
Stranger: up to you
Stranger: connect in email?
You: right...cya
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[SirisRhazael]

Jesus... (Click to View)

Stranger: 18 m stl bi
You: Jesus Christ, I'm 34
Stranger: lol
You: Don't say lol, It's my real name
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English depression (Click to View)

Stranger: hey
Stranger: http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-a...7827_n.jpg
Stranger: im on the right in this pic
Stranger: honest answer what do you think of me?
You: Quickwriter
You: The cake is a lie
You: I mean photo
You: It's a virus
Stranger: its not
Stranger: i promise
Stranger: im 18 from england
Stranger: im depressed about something, i just want some public opinion
You: As I said, the cake is a lie. This is... SPARTA!
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ERROR (Click to View)

Stranger: hi
You: I am ERROR
Stranger: ok
You: No
You: Not ok
Stranger: so,bye
Stranger: : }
You: I AM ERRROR
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Error#2-He just knew what i was going to say... (Click to View)

Stranger: hi
You: I am ERROR
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Expert (Click to View)

Stranger: You are a fish
You: This is
Stranger: SPARTA
You: OMGLOL
You: I could have expected this
Stranger: ZOMG
You: Boing, lol
Stranger: from mf?
You: Madness!
Stranger: mother***er
You: Epic Beard Man
Stranger: he is a king
You: I am ERROR
Stranger: ERROR401
You: No, 404
Stranger: yeah right
You: So...
You: this site wasn not found on this server.
You: logout.
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You: Jesus Christ here, I'm 34
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[sadbhav]

satan (Click to View)

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You: HI
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl´
You: hi
Stranger: HI
Stranger: HI
Stranger: H
Stranger: HI
Stranger: HI
Stranger: HI
Stranger: gi
You: ISHALL NEVAH TELL YOU !!!!
Stranger: okey
You: what goes "gi" mean ?
You: dude, you just failed
Stranger: haha yes
Stranger: i mean hi
You: sorry, my fault. you were blinded by my awesomeness and were blinded
You: Now I failed
Stranger: yes you did!

You: damn. I was blinded by my awesomeness!!! wait....
You: that didnt come out right
Stranger: haha
You: Indeed.
You: Do you know who I am ?
You: I is SaTaN !
You: MUAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!
You: I HAS COME TO TAKES AWAYZ YOUR SOULZ JUST FOR TEH LULZ !!!!!!!!!!!
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Spoiler (Click to View)

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Stranger: bestie bestie bestie?
You: no no no
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[The Lost Global Mod]

hehe thats fun XD

first try (Click to View)

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Stranger: im a hermaphrodite
You: oh good for you, i guess?
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labour day (Click to View)

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Stranger: happy labour day!
You: oh why thank you
Stranger: ^_^
You: totally forget about this one =p
You: yea.. so what are you up to on this glorious day
Stranger: fapping
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general talk fail (Click to View)

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Stranger: Hey
You: hi
You: so whats up?
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again! (Click to View)

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: sup?
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serious one (Click to View)

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Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: how are you
You: fine thanks and you?
Stranger: im good
You: i am glade to hear that... so what are you up to?
Stranger: i just woke up
Stranger: what are you up to
You: lol... i am up for like 8 hours..
You: i guess chatting with random strangers
Stranger: lol
Stranger: where are you from?
You: austria
You: not the kangoroos there are more cows
Stranger: lol ok
You: so where do you come from?
Stranger: usa
You: nice.. .i luv usa =p
Stranger: u ever been
You: sadly not.. =/
You: but i will sooner or later
Stranger: u should. ive never been to austria whats it like
You: well there are huge differences.. like our houses are more far way.. at the country side at least, we got no skycrapers and stuff.. you guys have more streets and yea
Stranger: yeah u dont have people living right next to you
You: well we have.. but they are like not that close.. a bit further.. btw not that it matters.. but did you vote for the current president?
Stranger: yeah i voted for obama
Stranger: why
You: cause i think he is awesome.. =D
Stranger: really why's that
You: idk.. i hated the previous president of yours.. and obama is doing such clever things.. i mean he really is putting thought behind his actions
Stranger: yeah i agree hes doing a lot of good things
You: hm.. how old do you have to be to vote in america?
You: here we can vote with 16 already (due to the latest voting law and such)
Stranger: we have to be 18 to vote
You: was it your first vote?
Stranger: yes it was
You: ha so you are 18 ... tricked you!
Stranger: no im 22
You: damn.. you are clever =p
Stranger: lol your 16?
You: nooo i'm 18
Stranger: i was close
You: i was too
You: you can drink alcohol with 21 right.. and get guns with 16 already right? just confirming that the films about america are correct
Stranger: yes u can dink when your 21 but im pretty sure have to be 18 to get a gun
Stranger: drink
You: ah well.. maybe i have a flaw in my memory =D
Stranger: u can drink at 18 right?
You: yea
You: well i can drink.. normal stuff like beer at 16 but more awesome stuff at 18 .p
You: *
Stranger: lol
You: i personally don't think beer is THAT awesome.. .you like beer?
Stranger: yeah thats all i really drink
Stranger: what do u like to drink
You: well some beer mixes.. taste better than normal beer haha.. and yea some coke with stuff i forgot
Stranger: lol cool
Stranger: i have a question
Stranger: do you have a huge statue of Arnold in Austria
You: phew.. i am not sure.. never seen one.. you guys got one? don't tell me you live in california?
Stranger: no im fromm mass. cali might idk
Stranger: does everyone love him there though?
You: well they guys around his home surely do.. but i don't think everyone loves him. .maybe a bit admiring him or somethign
You: *thing
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twat! (Click to View)

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Stranger: f*** you cunt.
Stranger: a**hole cunt
You: nice use of words
Stranger: yeah and youre a nice twat
You: how about f*** your a**hole cunt
Stranger: you f*** yourself
Stranger: thats what i told you from the beginning
You: i don't need to
Stranger: lear somthin twat
Stranger: you stupid a**hole
Stranger: didnt you learn somethin at school
You: lol you learn something for life at school? you are not serious right?
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wtf (Click to View)

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Stranger: This was a Triumph.
You: really?
Stranger: I'm making a note here.
Stranger: HUGE SUCCESS.
Stranger: It's hard to over state my satifaction.
You: well congratz i guess
Stranger: Appiture science.
Stranger: We do what we must because we can.
Stranger: For the good of all of us.
Stranger: Except the ones who are dead.
Stranger: but there's no sense crying over ever mistake.
You: right
Stranger: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
You: or cookies
Stranger: And the science gets done and you'll make a neat gun for the people are still alive.
Stranger: I'm not even angry.
You: i can see that
Stranger: I'm being so senseur right now.
Stranger: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
You: well it couldn't be helped
Stranger: And tore me to pieces.
Stranger: And threw ever piece into a fire.
You: it was the best way to get rid of you
Stranger: As they burn it hurt because I was so happy for you.
You: would have caused me trouble otherwise
Stranger: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
Stranger: And we're out of beta we're recicing on time.
You: they do?
Stranger: So I'm glad I got burned think of all the things we learned.
Stranger: For the people who are still alive.
You: yea it was essential
Stranger: Go ahead and leave me. I prefure to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Stranger: MAYBE BLACK MESA.
Stranger: That was a joke.
You: haha
Stranger: HAHA FAT CHANCE.
Stranger: Aaanyway this cake is great.
Stranger: It's so delious and moist.
You: i prefer cookies
Stranger: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
You: well you are lazy?
You: maybe=
Stranger: When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you.
You: i feel the same
Stranger: I've experiments to run there is research to be done.
Stranger: On the people who are still alive.
You: never enough research right?
Stranger: And believe me when I say I'M STILL ALIVE.
You: i can see that
Stranger: I Feel Fantastic and I'm STILL ALIVE.
You: well sh*t happenz
Stranger: And while you're Dying I'll Be Still alive.
Stranger: And when your dead I will be Still Alive.
You: yeaa right
Stranger: Still Alive.
Stranger: ....
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Are you still there?
You: ofc
Stranger: *makes a portal in the ceiling above you*
You: oh god!
Stranger: *makes a portal on the ground below you.*
You: oh god!
Stranger: *watches you go faster*
You: i am not going faster
Stranger: You're falling.
You: át the moment? No.
Stranger: NaP TiMe...
Stranger: HeY! PUt Me Down!
You: ?
Stranger: Is AnYonE TherE?
You: sure
Stranger: HeY Don'T ShOOt It's me!
You: oh f***
Stranger: Now you are thinking with Portals.
You: with? don't you mean like?
Stranger: *puts a portal below you*
You: there is already one!
Stranger: *puts a portal to the right of you.
You: there is already one!
Stranger: then you should be falling.
Stranger: WELL YOU FOUND ME.
You: well idk i don't feel like ti
Stranger: CONGRADULATIONS.
Stranger: Was it Worth it?
You: thanks
You: yea sort of
Stranger: Because despite your Violent Behavor the only thing you managed to break so far is my Heart.
You: well i wonder how i did that
Stranger: You could just settle for that and call it a day. But we both know that won't happen.
You: yea
Stranger: Well I have a surprise for you.
You: oh?
Stranger: Deploying surprise In 5 ...4..3...2.. *Bzzzztsss clunk!*
Stranger: What is that?
Stranger: Did you see that thing that fell out of me?
You: out of you?
Stranger: that isn't the surprise...
Stranger: What is that thing?
You: oh god did you take drugs or something?
Stranger: Oh well. You should just set it in a corner and I will figure out what it is some time later.
Stranger: By my Self.
You: yea do that
Stranger: It isn't any of my business but you shouldn't touch that thing.
You: kayz i won't
Stranger: Think about it, if that thing was important I would know about it.
Stranger: Fine. DO touch it.
You: probably
You: *touches*
Stranger: If you love that thing so much why don't you MARRY IT?
You: i will!
Stranger: WELL I WON'T LET YOU HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL!?
You: well worse?
Stranger: That thing is probably some sort of raw sewage contanment, you should rub it all over your face.
You: why don't you do that?
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pokemon (Click to View)

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Stranger: hi, asl?
You: aha ein wildes taubsi
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philia in action or selena gome? (Click to View)

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Stranger: hey\
You: kamehame
Stranger: whatb ??
You: haaa!
Stranger: asl ?
You: oh damn he regenerates!
You: once again!
You: kamehame
You: haaa!
Stranger: F/m ?
You: totally F
Stranger: lol me 2
Stranger: do u know justin bieber ?
You: yes
Stranger: do u like him
You: oh and btw sorry for the thing above.. i was just joking =)
You: yes i think he is cute =D
Stranger: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww<34
Stranger: i think he is gay
You: really?
You: why is that?
Stranger: duhhhhhhhh
Stranger: idk
Stranger: namev ?
You: my?
Stranger: yes
You: philia
You: yours?
Stranger: ohh where are u from ?
Stranger: mine is selena
Stranger: where are u from ?
You: gb and you?
Stranger: where ?
You: UK?
Stranger: ohh k
You: and you?
Stranger: i am from ca, america
You: oh
Stranger: how old ?
You: i am 17
Stranger: oh cool i am 16
You: hehe i am older =D
Stranger: lol
Stranger: but i am justin bieber's age ha!!!!
You: well you think he is gay that makes you 3 times older =p
Stranger: no it dose not
You: hm.. yea you are right
Stranger: lol
You: but you have to admit it was a good try =)
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: but u have to admit 50 cents is the gayiest guy on earth
You: oh yes
Stranger: lol
You: btw you got a boyfriend?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: u ?
You: thought so. You sound cute and so it was obvious.
You: well no, i guess i am too strange
Stranger: lol yeah a little
You: i guess it can't be helped
Stranger: lol
You: i can't change totally otherwise i wouldn't be me and that is bad right?
Stranger: yeah .....................................\
Stranger: do u have fb ?
You: yeaa
You: u?
Stranger: yep
You: i guess nearly everybody has
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i am acullay selena gomez
You: wow must be awesome
Stranger: i know
Stranger: thnx
You: so why do you chat with strangers like me
Stranger: cuz i am bored sometimes
Stranger: are u a fan of me
You: well.. not really but my sister is..
Stranger: aww cute
You: you think so
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: well i have to go now it was meeting u
Stranger: bye love u
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[TheNave]

Let's Falcon PAAAWWWNNCHHH!! (Click to View)

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Stranger: hi
You: FALCON..!
Stranger: m/f?
You: PAAAWWNNNCHHHH!!!11
You: I win!
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Stranger: hiya
You: FALCON...!
Stranger: how r u?
You: PAAWWWNNCHHHHH!!!1
You: I'm fine
Stranger: lol
You: and hi
Stranger: good to know
Stranger: asl?
You: 21
You: female
You: germany
You: blonde
You: big breasts
You: that stuff
Stranger: good for u
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You: FALCON...!
Stranger: HI
Stranger: ASL
You: PAAWWWNNNCHHHHH!!!1
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You: FALCON...!
Stranger: hey :]
You: PAAWWWNCCHHHH!!!1
Stranger: yakkah.com is better than omegle... i am trying to find some cool friends to add on there
You: waiwaitwait
You: I heard that before already! You're a bot!!1 Or smthin like that...
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You: FALCON...!
Stranger: hi im m
You: PAWWWNNCHHHH!!!1
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You: FALCON...!
You: PAAAWWWNNNCCCHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!11
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You: the answer to life, the universe and everything?
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Very serious religious discussion, but I WON! MWHAHAHA!!1 Atheists ftw! (Click to View)

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You: the answer to life, the universe and everything?
Stranger: asl??
You: yyeesh
You: not even a hi
You: asl right at the beginning
You: you're lame
Stranger: so what
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: that's how it goes
You: now you're asking
You: "How are you?"
Stranger: "How are you?"
You: I'm fine, thanks
You: and NOW you can ask for asl
Stranger: asl??
You: depends
You: m/f?
Stranger: christian / muslim/ hinduism ??
You: Atheist
You: I hate god
You: god sucks a**
You: screw him
Stranger: why u say that??
You: because
You: there is no god
You: therfor, he can't harm me
You: so I can say anything I want about him
You: I do only belive in science
Stranger: so , tell me , how was universe was created ??
You: I dunno
You: but what I know is, that after the universe was created
You: AFTER it, everything can be explained by science
You: so god didn't do a sh*t afterwards
You: I dunno what was at the beginning
You: and I dun care either
You: but I know
You: if god didn't do a sh*t for millions of years, why should he now?
Stranger: it is logic if i say that a jgsaw puzzle was assembled by itself
You: what's a jgsaw puzzle?
Stranger: god exist
You: meeh
You: but
You: bible is so untrue
You: it has so many contradictions
You: and stuff
Stranger: do u know quran
Stranger: ??
You: yeah
Stranger: im muslim
You: it's alot better than the bible
You: but still
You: has some flaws
Stranger: explain ??
You: I would need to research first
You: I don't have tha whole quran in my mind
You: but I still know that there are some contradictions
Stranger: example ??
You: I dunno
You: google them
You: there are alot
Stranger: give me one ..
You: kay
You: lemme google
You: http://www.answering-islam.org/Quran/Contra/
You: there
You: is a list
You: of all contradictions
You: over 120
Stranger: do u belive afterlife ??
You: no
You: I already told you
You: I do only belive in science
You: and if you die
You: your braincells burn off
You: then you can'T think
You: can't feel
You: can't see
You: etc.
You: can't do anythin
Stranger: your life is meaningless
You: btw. watch this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB3g6mXLEKk it's about the contradictions in the bible, and reallyreallyreally funny, and since you're muslim you shouldn't be offended by it
You: no it isn't
You: I live
You: to bring humanity further
Stranger: i prefer muslim to u
Stranger: if one day u change your mind
You: maybe
You: but
You: I don't want to live a lie
You: and hope for something
You: what I don't even get
You: it may be nice for some peoples, may give them hope and stuff, but it really isn't something for me
Stranger: allah create the universe
Stranger: muslim only have one god
You: well
You: who created allah
You: and christians do only have 1 god aswell
You: the creation of the universe is they typical arguing point of religious peoples and scientists
You: the religious ppls say that their god created the universe
You: we ask them who created their god then
You: they'll reply with "their god was there from the beginning"
Stranger: no one create allah
You: yeah
You: so he was always there?
You: why can't the universe be always there? why does the universe have to be created by something, but god doesn't?
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[dixon]

never thought i ll see thread like this here

convos with /b/tards in lf forum *LOL*

[SirisRhazael]

Religious discussion (Click to View)

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Stranger: hey
You: I hate God
Stranger: why do you say that?
Stranger: I was going to recommend a dead philosopher but I can't spell his name to save my life
You: 'Cause my name is Jesus Christ
Stranger: baw
You: What did you think? Am I going to love my Father after that all?
Stranger: YOU SELFISH sh*t
You: I don't think so
Stranger: HE GAVE YOU EVERYTHING
You: An took my life
Stranger: INCLUDING NAILS AND ETERNAL GLORY
You: Heh
You: 30% of people are atheist
Stranger: meh
You: 5%-budda,20 %-islam
Stranger: people say they are atheist but I can promise to some degree they take part in Pascal's Wager
Stranger: believing somewhere
You: 35 %- catolics
You: The rest-Satanism
You: The best part is that -> Jesus Christ is my real name
Stranger: I call shenanigans
You: You satanist
Stranger: SHEN
Stranger: NAN
Stranger: I
Stranger: GANS
You: Quickwriter
Stranger: I'm no satanist
Stranger: I'm an absurdist
Stranger: so ha
You: So, who's better?
Stranger: f**k yo statistics
You: Yeah! F**k statistics!
You: F**k me!
You: F**k God!
Stranger: burn it!
Stranger: set it ablaze!
You: OH NO
You: FALCON...
You: PWNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: jinkies
You: your dead
Stranger: I've been aborted
Stranger: oh lawd
You: God!
You: Epic FAIL
You: me< in vitro
Stranger: you know you're the first person I've talked to today that hasn't tried to f*** me
Stranger: I'm uh... a little disappointed
You: That's nice
You: And that's my longest chat today
Stranger: you outta here?
You: 1st one: "Are you a gay"?
Stranger: WELL I DON'T NEED YOUR COMPANY ANYWAYS :<
Stranger: lol, that's a way to break the ice
You: I'll let you guess where I live,ok?
You: So...
You: 1st: "A country of thieves, racists and bad politics"
You: 2nd: It's in Europe
You: 3rd: Near Russia
Stranger: no idea
You: last letter: d
Stranger: I've been geographically stunted
Stranger: no idea man
Stranger: none
You: last 3 letters: and
Stranger: lol, f*** you, you're not making me open a map
Stranger: no
You: so, first letter: P
You: c'mon
Stranger: Poland?
You: Of course
Stranger: was that so hard?
Stranger: man
Stranger: oh no, I messed up a text pyramid
You: Next time use google
Stranger: oshitoshitoshit
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[The Lost Global Mod]

can i get rid... (Click to View)

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: can i get rid of you by saying something stupid?
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what you are (Click to View)

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You: hi
Stranger: hey breh
You: breh?
Stranger: yeah breh
You: what's breh
Stranger: you breh,
You: is it like totes?
Stranger: i dont caarry a handbang breh.
You: i don't either
Stranger: oh m or f
You: what do you want to hear?
Stranger: if ur a dude or a betty breh?
You: i know that
Stranger: answer breh
You: so what would you like me to answer.. i mean which letter should i say =p
Stranger: WHAT YOU ARE.
Stranger: STUPID BREH.
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[SirisRhazael]

Will you answer some questions? (Click to View)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey, I'm conducting anonymous public opinion poll. Will you answer some questions?
Stranger: ok
You: 1st. How many rules of the internet exist?
Stranger: is this an assigment
You:
Stranger: I dont know what rules
You: Rules of the internet: 64.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: 64 rules I guess
Stranger: next
You: Next: do you use google as: calculator, search files there or just to check your grammar?
Stranger: B
You: Ok
You: Next and last question:
Stranger: oh C
You: OK
You: Last: What are MEMEs?
Stranger: what the hell is that
Stranger: memek meureun
You: MEME is a situation/person/whatever that was changed many times and appeared in the Net
You: http://knowyourmeme.com/
You: Thanks for this survey.
You: See you.
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Will you answer some questions? #2 (Click to View)

Stranger: hey asl?
You: Hey, I'm conducting anonymous public opinion poll. Will you answer some questions?
Stranger: sure
You: 1st. How many rules of the internet exist?
Stranger: idk alot
You: Heh
You: Next: do you use google as: calculator, search files there or just to check your grammar?
Stranger: both
You: Last question: What are MEMEs?
Stranger: a binky
You: ?
You: MEME is a situation/person/whatever that was changed many times and appeared in the Net
You: Verdict: You're just a normal Internet user.
Stranger: ok no one ever said i was smart lol
You: That's ok
Stranger: and?
Stranger: ok
You: thanks for this survey
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