The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[Shane]

Shane: "Fudge?"
*throws random objects at Biten, including picking a tree up with two fingers*
Shane: "Well, take this, demon!"
Biten: "What the..."
*throws a boulder three times bigger than London*

[Bla bla bla 44]

Green dude(me ):"Fudge like f**k but more polite".
I start laughing at Biten.

[Shane]

Shane: "Oh, right. When you go to find out about the Red Flowers, please take the puppy with you."
Biten: "What the f**k are you talking about?"
*I teleport in front of the portal*
Shane: "Hey, Ryudo, where's Melfice? I heard that he's still alive."
Biten: "What the f**king hell are you talking about?"
Shane: "It hurts..."
Biten: "Okay, cut the c**p."
Shane: "Quest for glory is like same old story."
*starts charging to me*
Shane: "Not so fast! I activate my Trap Card, Draining Shield!"
*teleports behind the portal, thus making Biten go through it*
Shane: "I gain life points equal to the attacking monster's attack points, and negate it!"
*portal closes*
Shane: "Capture, on!"

[Bla bla bla 44]

Me: "So Biten's gone? That was fast"
*turning to you
Me: "What's with all the randomness?"

[Shane]

Shane: "A result of one thousand one hundred and eleven head injuries."
*I turn around, and take something out of my pocket*
Shane: "Come on out!"

What came out (Click to View)

[Bla bla bla 44]

Me: "Is that Yu-gi-oh or?"
Then my face is

[Shane]

Shane (yeah, I refer to myself in the third person, because it makes it more letters to type): "Yeah, it's a Yu-Gi-Oh! monster." (<- up arrow doesn't work here ->)
*VWXYZ Dragon Catapult Cannon aims at something on the floor*
Shane: "What's up? I know there is a lot of undead in these parts at night, but it's day. Uh... This is another glitch, isn't it? What, do I have to waste my Keyblade searching for it?" (up arrow works only in this line, going up again negates it)
*VWXYZ Dragon Catapult Cannon attacks whilst Shane searches for the backdoor*

[nbaheen]

i took the calculator and trows it at 44 and then start to miss with my glove and all the undeads disappear and then said:
"fixed the glitch"

[Shane]

Shane: "Ah! Found the backdoor!"
*enters System Sector*
*background music plays: Meltdown 2 from Cave Story, the Sand Zone*
Shane: "Ah, glitches! This I must fix by killing all enemies in the glitched room."
Shane: "Only I am able to fix this. Anyone else who tries to fix it will kill me."
Shane: "Luckily, VWXYZ has a respawn point for me. Just in case."
Shane: "This is going to be fun! I wanna eliminate something!"
*begins hunting for an Eliminator*

[Bla bla bla 44]

I take the calculator and start calculating the maximum capacity of an onion.
Then i open a portal thus calculating it first.