The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[Shane]

Shane: "If Kim dies, or if I die, all of existence will end! In other words, everything will die!"
Kim: "... I guess I'll have to ask an admin or moderator to lock this thread myself, then."
Shaie: "Er, nbaheen, there is no cure for craziness."
Deno: "I agree with this guy. Let's kill you both."
nbaheen: "..."
Kushagra: "Yeah!"
Shane leaps back and transforms into Super Inhuman 5 form.
Shane: "Then I'm afraid you're going to have a hard time."
Shane's green aura turns white.
Kim: "Shane, love, do you think--"
Shane facefaults. (<-- link)
Shane: "... 'Love?' What kind of name is that...?"
Kim: "... Do you think that transforming into Ultimate Inhuman Form 5 will help us notify the admins and moderators of this board?"
Shane: "Huh...?"
Shane slowly gets up as Kim transforms into Super Inhuman 5 form, when her aura turns white as well.
Shaie: "... Hyper, Raging and Super Inhuman forms all at level 5... They're fifty trillion billion million times more powerful than all of us combined! They can destroy the UNIVERSE with just one energy beam, if they wanted to!"
Shane: "Well, we won't unless we're near dead, because if Kim and I die, then everything ends. Existence ends. Planets explode. People die. EVERYTHING gone. Just like that!"
Kim: "... OHHHHH ADMINISTRATOR OR MODERATOR!! WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!"
Shane: "Kim, that hurt."
Kim: "Sorry."

[nbaheen]

n-evil:i doubt they are even half as strong as neutral
n-good:evil,in terms of power level they top us
n-evil:but neutral said-
nbaheen(t):but our power is more flexible than their powers
Kim:what is it with these-
nbaheen turns his hand into a small hammer and hits kim
Kim: ow,what happened and why does my head hurt
nbaheen looks surprised
nbaheen:wow,i always thought that would only work in cartoons

[Shane]

Shane: "They hit you over the head with a hammer."
Kim: "... And why didn't you stop them?"
Shane: "... I have no idea."
Kim: "Oh well, I'm contacting the forum staff and reporting the thread."
Shane: "Still? They're going to kill us because of you trying to do that!"
Kim: "Let them try. If the one dies, the other dies and the universe is destroyed, including everything in it."
nbaheen: "... Why...?"
Kushagra: "... Annoying..."
Deno: "... Must... kill them..."

[nbaheen]

nbaheen facepalms
nbaheen:i knew it was too good to be true,lets just send her to some hospital

[chonkasaurusbotato]

*Kush uses Faint*
*Kim faints*
Kush: Let's do something before she gets up. We only have 8 hours.

[Shane]

*Shane loses consciousness as well*
Shaie: "... I don't think that will be a good idea. If you used Faint on her but Shane was affected as well... Don't you think that doing something to her would do the same thing to Shane?"
Kushagra: "No."
*Shaie sighs*
Shaie: "nbaheen, even the best hospital in the galaxy won't help her. Maybe... Maybe we just need to imprison her someplace that removes her abilities. With the side effect of Shane being affected by that, but what options do we have?"

...

Meanwhile...
Mysterious Thing: "Excellent. It would appear that whatever Kim is doing - which I initially thought would ruin my plans - has actually benefitted me. Everyone is against her... except for Shane."
Mysterious Person: "So? What shall we do?"
Mysterious Person II: "... We do what we wanted to do in the first place. If anyone else gets in the way..."
Mysterious Thing: "We use this hammer we've got."
Mysterious Person II: "... Precisely. We just need to keep this secret, though..."
Mysterious Person: "Huh?"
One of the mysterious people looks up. Then he jumps and points at someone spying on them.
Mysterious Person: "SOMEONE KNOWS! EXECUTE HER AT ONCE!"
The mysterious creature throws off its cloak to reveal blue feathers and flames. He flies upwards until he reaches the girl.
Mysterious Thing: "You will be deep fried!"
????: "Et amun? I think not."
The girl disappears into a puff of smoke.
Mysterious Person II: "ALERT THE STAFF! THERE IS A SPY ON THE LOOSE!"

Back on Earth...
Kushagra, nbaheen, Deno and Shaie try to take Shane and Kim someplace safe, but are unable to even move them.
Kushagra: "Why can't they be moved?"
Shaie: "... My guess is that if they are unconscious in any way, they become unmovable - they're stuck here. Darn!"
nbaheen: "..."
Deno: "Having another conversation with yourself?"
nbaheen looks surprised.
nbaheen: "How--"
Deno: "I know because I have a good and an evil part as well. They're just silent, though. They usually notify me of danger, or if there are others nearby who have a good and an evil part in them."

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:well you managed to guess it
n-evil: so we kill him for that right?
n-good:...ah..why?
n-evil: i dunno
nbaheen moves his hand and kim and shane are awake again
nbaheen:that fixes that,now to find a way to decrease Kim's annoyance and craziness to the level she used to have
Kim:you made me faint I AM GOING TO REPORT KUSHGRA!!!!
nbaheen:i suggest you to stop talking or you might end up losing your head and shane his life

[Shane]

nbaheen: "you might end up losing your head and shane his life"
The words keep echoing over and over in Shane's head...
Shane: "... W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-what..."
Green sparks and diamond dust surrounds Shane, who is starting to glow a very bright green colour.
Deno: "What is this I don't even--"
Kushagra: "... His energy level is shooting through the roof!"
Kim: "... What..."

[nbaheen]

nbaheen: oh boy,was it something that i said?
n-evil:i think you should have mentioned my name somewhere in the sentence
n-good:why do i get the feeling that something chaotic is gonna happen soon?

[Shane]

Shaie: "Of course it must be something you said! Your precise words were, 'I suggest you to stop talking or you might end up losing your head and Shane his life.' This could have sent him into some sort of rage that nobody has ever seen before that may spell the end of the Earth! I guess."
Deno: "You GUESS?!"
Kim: "... This energy level... It's ginormous! Shane..."
Shane: "... Aaarrrrggghhh..."
Shane's eyes fluctuate between brown and green. His clothing is glowing green.
nbaheen: "He looks in pain."
Shaie: "He isn't. He's... more powerful, if I had to guess."
Kim: "... If this thread was locked, this wouldn't be happening. Where is Blue Phoenix or Simoneon or MH-Razen or whoever when you need them the most?"
Deno: "Enough with the craziness, it isn't funny and it never was!"
Kim: "I AM NOT CRAZY!"
Shane's energy level skyrockets even more. Everyone looks at Shane in shock, because his energy level is higher than all of their energy levels combined.

Meanwhile...
Mysterious Thing: "... He's becoming more powerful. We must intervene."
Mysterious Person: "Of course, lord Phoenix."
Mysterious Person II: "I shall harvest the souls."
Mysterious Person III: "I shall stay here."