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[LutiChris]

in biology today we were doing a urine lab
and some girl was standing in front of the beakers so i said,
“urine my way”
and omg
i have never loved myself so much before

[InPhiKnight]

The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.

[Dr. Time]

Whoa baby you're packing snow balls and your breath smells like a mermaid's fart

[InPhiKnight]

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

[empirefantasy]

[Silverthorn]

Ok, so, basically, a friend that I haven't talked to for over 3 years just contacted me via msn. He spent the past couple years in the U.S. Army. Took me a while to understand what's going on....

[19:28:15] Matt: hola sup
[19:28:33] Blue Phoenix: OMG!
[19:28:44] Matt: sup handsome, how are u?
[19:28:53] Blue Phoenix: my day just turned awesome
[19:29:00] Blue Phoenix: how have you been?
[19:29:04] Matt: well i just took a bubble bath, u sound nice lets have sum fun...
[19:29:19] Blue Phoenix: ô_ô
[19:29:28] Matt: my video camera is turned on.. . wanna take a p eek? Ill show you but dont tell any one, ok?
[19:30:07] Blue Phoenix: oh, here we go
[19:30:18] Matt: im gooing to give you a flirt invite, all you have to do is Accept, ill show you
[19:30:20] Blue Phoenix: trololol lolol lolol
[19:30:32] Matt: i'm practically nude right now, my nipples are sooo huge
[19:30:41] Blue Phoenix: you surely have changed lolol
[19:30:50] Matt: this is me check it out [snip] and clic on join (Accept invite)
[19:31:12] Blue Phoenix: HOW ABOUT NO
[19:31:24] Matt: its totally free, it is just for age verification purposes.. keeps the kids out.
[19:31:35] Blue Phoenix: I AM 12 AND WHAT IS THIS
[19:31:47] Matt: just get ur login when you click Accept Invite here [snip] , hurry im wearing see thru panties.. im so hot
[19:32:23] Blue Phoenix: from us army to see thru panties? you have changed more than I expected....
[19:32:33] Matt: i have pink panties on..wanna see?
[19:32:39] Blue Phoenix: nope
[19:32:47] Matt: k once you are in my webcam room go 2 private with me so we can chat just me and you
[19:33:03] Blue Phoenix: you killed my mother

It hasn't responded since...

[InPhiKnight]

Teacher: Suppose, you have 50 chocolates and you eat 40 of them. What would you have?
Student: Diabetes. Of course Diabetes Mam!

[Dr. Time]

[19:14:51] @ Shane : The day I lose Internet access, I'm going to obliterate everything in site until I stop exploding and turning into gold pieces of hilarious monkeys toasted with an oven.

[Shane]

Again?! :o

Anyway, from aforementioned chat (with the exact smileys used) with my responses, and the response after my response.
Those in bold are what made it a "quote of note" or whatever. :P

Time shown is the time that it was in South Africa.

[15:54:04] @ Bla bla bla 44 : Crowning Quotes of Awesome - AWESOME
[15:54:24] @ Shane : Thank you, moderator 3. Well, you were the third Moderator to join
[15:55:07] @ Bla bla bla 44 : welcome si... i mean teen Shane

[17:45:17 09/01/13] Dr. Time : When Lauli comes here,it'll be more fun
[17:45:44 09/01/13] @ Shane : When Lauli comes here, expect ".gifs" in almost every thread that he'll post in
[17:45:52 09/01/13] Dr. Time : True

EDIT:
Okay, looks like the full date is added as well.

[InPhiKnight]

Lauli:
Oh Monolith, you so silly.

See, now you care my post because I pic posted. Click.

Monolith:
Lauli read rules.

Lauli:
Oh alright. Sorry, here's the 158x158 version of it:

Got it here http://www.lf-empire.de/forum/thread-7002.html