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[Hellblazer]

Today I tried doing the same, set up a portable KeepAss in a MEGA folder and saved db there too.

set up a portable KeepAss

KeepAss

[LutiChris]

I submit to you that science, scientific discovery, especially cosmic discovery,
does not become mainstream until the artists embrace the fruits of those discoveries

link

[Hellblazer]

Odd that our measures of animal intelligence are often tests of what humans do best rather than of what they do best.

[AmadisLFE]

A little something funny (Click to View)

Roy: ​Ultra spots what looks like a chip that is surprisingly undamaged near the corpse
Ultra (Goder) would kneel down and grab it. A pocket would open in his right thigh, and he would place it inside. The pocket would then close again.
Roy carefully looks around, seeing nothing that would be in a workable state, he says "Looks like we are done with this place."
Roy "Did you find anything else by the way?"
Ultra (Goder) stopped doing whatever he was doing and looked at Roy. "I contacted the HQ. A VTOL is coming to EVAC us. Yes, you are coming along."
Roy "Hm, alright."
Ultra (Goder) walked outside. "Follow me." Soon after, a VTOL would come and go close to the ground, opening the door behind it. "Get inside." Ultra instructed to Roy. There were already 3 soldiers inside.
Roy presses a button on a remote, the noise of a car can be heard, it seems to fade away soon, possibly the car has left, Roy then follows Ultra inside
Ultra (Goder) "Locked your car?" He asked.
Roy "No, I just sent it back at my house."
Ultra (Goder) "Alright then..." The VTOL would start flying.
Roy just stands inside of a flying vehicle quietly as if it was actually NORMAL to do so.
Ultra (Goder): Well, it IS normal.
Ultra (Goder): Ugh... I ran out of ideas and got kinda bored. Wanna continue the RP later?
Roy: Sure why not
Roy: Wish you had Terraria on PC
Roy: We could have played modded Terraria right now, heh.
Ultra (Goder): Maybe Imma buy it... though not sure. How much does it cost?
Roy: Hm
Roy: I think about 11$
Roy: Or 10$
Roy: There are sales though :P
Roy: Price might be reduced by 50%
Roy: Which is goos
Ultra (Goder): When?
Roy: Maybe at halloweed and christmas
Roy: "Halloweed"
Ultra (Goder): XD
Ultra (Goder): A smoker's halloween= halloweed
Roy: Smoke Halloweed everyday?
Ultra (Goder): XDDD
Roy: I gotta post this at lfe
Ultra (Goder): Lol, true
Ultra (Goder): Imma go to the Void now
Ultra (Goder): Actually, Imma go play Roblox
Ultra (Goder): Cya

[Som1Lse]

Just putting this here:

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<Luti>        i basically see it as Trump vs Bernie, if we are going to be voting on main candidates. I believe he'll get jobs in the country, deport tons of illegals out of the country, +building that wall +and he's funny
<Luti>        if my vote actually mattered i'd vote for Zoltan
<Luti>        bernie doesn't appeal to me
<SomeoneElse> mexicans are already leaving the country if I am not mistaken
<MangaD>      No matter who wins, a war is coming
<Luti>        if hilary gets the nomination you might see bernie people go to trump's side, because everyone is sick of the establishment
<Luti>        we wanted to see change with Obama and it feels more or less the same
<SomeoneElse> and "building that wall" is completely unfeasible
<SomeoneElse> he is pretty funny
<MangaD>      XD
<MangaD>      indeed
<SomeoneElse> that is the good thing about trump
<Luti>        i don't care if he builds the wall or not, i'd be impressed if he did though
<SomeoneElse> you can watch that guy and he consistently say something funny
<SomeoneElse> he won't
<SomeoneElse> if he manages to build an actual wall a la East Berlin, then name your charity and I'll donate 100 USD
<Luti>        you can donate to me
<SomeoneElse> 200 if he manages to make Mexico actually pay for it
<SomeoneElse> you are not a charity
<Luti>        i'll pay $100 to you if he doesn't
<SomeoneElse> now it is getting tempting
<MangaD>      oh boy
<Luti>        send me your paypal, this will be a fun gamble
<SomeoneElse> I don't actually have paypal, but I might have to get it now
<Luti>        now i really want trump to win xP
<SomeoneElse> nah if he doesn't win the bet is off
<Luti>        sure

In 4 years, either I or Luti will be 100 USD richer.

[MangaD]

Self control: the only way to survive in this world dominated by idiots.

[A-Man]

“If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito in the room.” - Anita Roddick

[A-Man]

"Philosophy is the misuse of a terminology which was invented just for this purpose." - By "somebody", quoted from paper "The unreasonable effectiveness of mathematics in natural sciences"

[LutiChris]

Compare yourself to who you were yesterday, not to who someone else is today.

[Bamboori]

Ordered cables, got muffin tin, CS rep demands 100,000 muffins:

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I ordered two 15-ft HDMI cables from Monoprice.com. Inside of the package I received was a Mini Muffin Pan w/36 Foil Liners. Here is the full chat transcript with Beverly E at Monoprice customer support, who not only resolved the issue, but provided a great source of lols in the process.

info: Please wait for a site operator to respond.
info: You are now chatting with 'Beverly E'

Beverly E: Hi Greg! Thank you for contacting Monoprice Customer Service. My name is Beverly E. How are you doing today Greg?

Greg: I'm doing well Beverly, thanks, how are you?

Beverly E: That's marvelous to hear! I'm doing fine and dandy like sour candy, thank you for asking!
Beverly E: One moment while I pull up your order.

Greg: lol! ok, great

Beverly E: Would you be able to provide me with the PID of the wrong item you received? The PID would be a 3-4 digit number located on the outside of the packaging.

Greg: There is a six digit number below the UPC - 545947

Beverly E: Was the wrong item ordered or was the wrong product sent to you?

Greg: The wrong item was shipped to me. Let's just cut to the chase - I ordered two 15 ft HDMI cables and was shocked when I opened up the package to find, get this, a "Mini Muffin Pan w/36 Foil Liners (18 Red / 18 Gold)"
Greg: Now, I love mini muffins as much as the next guy, but I just can't figure out how to hook my blu-ray player up to my TV with it.

Beverly E: LOL!
Beverly E: Are you sure the item was sent from Monoprice?

Greg: Pretty sure. The outside of the package reads: MONOPRICE, INC. Shipping 11701 6th Street Rancho Cucamonga CA 91730-0000

Beverly E: And it was a baking muffin pan? :c
Beverly E: Can you provide me with a picture of the wrong item received?

Greg: Absolutely! Shall I e-mail it to you?

Beverly E: Yes, my email is <beverlys email address>

Greg: Ok, I've sent you a couple of photos, including the outer packaging.

Beverly E: Thank you so much!
Beverly E: One moment.






Beverly E: That's.... so weird... :/
Beverly E: I had no idea we sold baking products...Beverly E: One moment okay?

Greg: yeah, I didn't either. Was pretty odd

Beverly E: I'm not going to lie to you, I'm not sure how to handle that. Let me check with my supervisor okay? LOL

Greg: Naturally. I expected as much. So you're telling me it's not just a thank-you gift for my order?

Beverly E: If it is, then please send me a muffin.
Beverly E: Please.
Beverly E: Pretty please.
Beverly E: With frosting and a cherry on top.
Beverly E: One moment.
Beverly E: Thank you for your patience.
Beverly E: It will be just a few more moments okay Greg?

Greg: Oh it's my pleasure, this situation is providing me an amazing source of entertainment for me and my friends.

Beverly E: Hahaha! I can imagine!
Beverly E: Would you be able to provide me with a picture of the pan inside of the envelope?

Greg: Are you serious?

Beverly E: It's for replacement purposes.

Greg: Sure. I trust you believe this package has been the victim of theft, yes?

Beverly E: Thank you, we appreciate your cooperation.
Beverly E: We will be processing a replacement shortly.

Greg: Ok, photo has been sent with the tin inside of the envelope.

Beverly E: Okay, thank you!
Beverly E: One moment.



Greg: There is packing tape on the envelope that wouldn't really be necessary unless the package had been opened and resealed, so I suspect something funny occurred. Maybe someone stole a huge palette of muffin tins and, lacking the necessary quantity of ingredients to make 100,000 mini-muffins, decided to start swapping them for HDMI cables.

Beverly E: Or... somebody knew the muffin man...

Greg: HAHA!

Beverly E: It's all your fault Greg, I want muffins now. 100,000 of them.

Greg: With only one tin, it's going to take me quite a while
Greg: I'll get started baking though

Beverly E: Red Velvet! :9
Beverly E: I'm sorry that you received the incorrect item... err... muffin pan...
Beverly E: I went ahead and set up a replacement for the missing item(s) to be sent to you.
Beverly E: You will be sent a separate email with a tracking number for your replacement once it's been shipped.
Beverly E: Is there anything else I can help you with today?

Greg: I don't think so, this has been most entertaining. My only remaining question is, do I get to keep the muffin tin?
Greg: I've become somewhat attached to the idea of making some mini-muffins this evening by now

Beverly E: Only on one condition.
Beverly E: Make me one!
Beverly E: And draw a face on it!
Beverly E: Draw a :3 face on it...
Beverly E: Those are cute!
Beverly E: I'm so jealous now! I want a muffin tin!

Greg: You got it Beverly. Thanks so much for your assistance. I'm sad this conversation is drawing to a close, as I'm certain my day will only become less interesting from here (and yours as well)

Beverly E: You're welcome! Just put on the Rocky Horror Picture Show and bake muffins.
Beverly E: Your day can't get any better than that.
Beverly E: It was a pleasure Greg!

Greg: Will do! Thanks again, have a great day



Ordered: Two 15-ft HDMI cables

Received: One Mini Muffin Pan w/36 Foil Liners

Chatting with customer support. Hilarity ensues.

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