Question: Do you think i can sing?
Guru's Answer: Forget about it.

Question: What are you exactly?
Guru's Answer: Wise men once said: Nay.

Question: You seem stupid, is that true?
Guru's Answer: Yes.

Question: If you are stupid, are you then a retard?
Guru's Answer: Is this supposed to be a Question?

Question: Is your maker a retard?
Guru's Answer: Whatever you think is Correct, I don't want to interfere in that.

Question: You seem honest but are you a liar?
Guru's Answer: Nope

Question: Are you lieing to me?
Guru's Answer: Don't count on it.

Question: Do you know who i am?
Guru's Answer: You may rely on it.

Question: Hey guru, long time no see isn't it?
Guru's answer: Oh, hello.

Question: are you okay?
Guru's answer: You will have to wait.

Question: i knew it you're still dumb...
Guru's answer: Kind of... yes.

Question: i think you should ask blue phoenix to fix your brain a bit...
Guru's answer: I was told not to say anything bad about Blue Phoenix; and I will not challenge my fate.

Question: i'm not fu*king ask anything bad about BP from you, idiot! i'm just suggesting you...
Guru's answer: Yes, you are, too.

Question: me too? do you think so?
Guru's answer: Are you kidding?

Question: No i'm not! do you think i am?
Guru's answer: A plain "yes" should be enough to answer that question.

Question: Really?
Guru's answer: No matter what you do, it'll always be a yes.

Question: Are you sure?
Guru's answer: There are things that do not belong in here. Ask this some other idiot.

Question: you're one of those idiot aren't you?
Guru's answer: Moron.

Question: F*CK YOU!!
Guru's answer: Don't bet on it.

Question: hi
Guru's answer: Heyho.

Question: blue phoenix
Guru's answer: I was told not to say anything bad about Blue Phoenix; and I will not challenge my fate.

Question: really?
Guru's answer: You may rely on it.

Question: k, may i tell him ure doing well?
Guru's answer: Wise men once said: nay.

Question: why?
Guru's answer: Yes, if your parents let you.

Question: forget it, ure not doin' well
Guru's answer: Is this supposed to be a question?

Question: nope
Guru's answer: That is not in my hands.

Question: wise words, guru, did i say ure not doing well b4?
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: YES.

Question: najsssss, forget it, u R doing well
Guru's answer: I will tell you when you are old enough to hear it.

Question: uhm... im not sure did i understand ur wisdom this time
Guru's answer: Whatever you think is correct, I don't want to interfere in that.

Question: wise words again
Guru's answer: Definitely no.

Question: but i gotta go
Guru's answer: Definitely no.

Question: see ya!
Guru's answer: You may rely on it.