The 8-ball-Guru

[Jernemies]

why are you all calling guru dumb?

Spoiler (Click to View)

Question: hey guru, answer this: i thought a number when i was in universe getting a life, when everything around me was stolen. what number i thought?
Guru's answer: 42

he isn't

[Som1Lse]

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Question: Oh, great Guru! Please, tell me: Am I stupid?
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: YES.

Question: Did you lie?
Guru's answer: Of course not!

Question: That means im stupid?
Guru's answer: Not right now. Maybe later. But only maybe.

Question: Am I stupid now?
Guru's answer: There are some things that are better be left untold...

Question: Is it better left ontold?
Guru's answer: You may rely on it.

Question: Should I rely on it?
Guru's answer: That is not in my hands.

Question: Is it in my hands?
Guru's answer: I have my doubts.

Question: Is it in Blue Pheonixes hands?
Guru's answer: I'm sorry, I forgot. Try again later.

Question: This is later.
Guru's answer: It is decidedly so.

Question: Is it in Blue Pheonixes hands?
Guru's answer: Are you kidding?

Question: How about MH?
Guru's answer: Definitely no.

Question: Is it in anyones hands?
Guru's answer: Forget about it.

Question: Ok I forgot.
Guru's answer: Don't count on it.

Question: Why not?
Guru's answer: There are some things that are better be left untold...

Question: Am I stupid now?
Guru's answer: I have my doubts.

Question: So I am not?
Guru's answer: I'm sorry to tell you this but you are homosexual.

Question: Really?
Guru's answer: Yes, if your parents let you.

Question: Do they let me?
Guru's answer: Definitely no.

Question: Yay Im not.
Guru's answer: Very doubtful.

Question: What I am?
Guru's answer: As I see it, yes.

Question: Are you blind?
Guru's answer: You will have to wait.

Question: Done.
Guru's answer: My reply is no.

Question: Now?
Guru's answer: Outlook so so.

Question: Then now?
Guru's answer: Yes, if your parents let you.

Question: Do they let me?
Guru's answer: No. By the way; do you know the game? You just lost it.

Question: What is the game?
Guru's answer: A game, the sole object of which is to not remember that you are playing it. As soon as you remember that it exists, you have lost and must start again.

Question: Am I now?
Guru's answer: Very doubtful.

Question: Finnaly.
Guru's answer: There are things that do not belong in here. Ask this some other idiot.

Question: Is my little brother an idiot?
Guru's answer: That is not in my hands.

Question: Mine?
Guru's answer: Yes.

Question: He is.
Guru's answer: It is certain.

Question: So I am not?
Guru's answer: My reply is no.

Question: Great.
Guru's answer: There are things that do not belong in here. Ask this some other idiot.

Question: Am I stupid?
Guru's answer: There are things that do not belong in here. Ask this some other idiot.

Question: Am I stupid now?
Guru's answer: Outlook so so.

Question: Is so so good?
Guru's answer: Very doubtful.

Question: Damn.
Guru's answer: Don't bet on it.

Question: Why not.
Guru's answer: Yes.

Question: I bet ten pounds.
Is it?
Guru's answer: When you can succeed in IWBTG on impossible; yes.

Question: Can I?
Guru's answer: No matter what you do, it'll always be a yes.

Question: So am I stupid?
Guru's answer: I will tell you when you are old enough to hear it.

Question: Am I old enough?
Guru's answer: I'm sorry, I forgot. Try again later.

Question: Now?
Guru's answer: Is this supposed to be a question?

Question: No.
Guru's answer: I'm sorry to tell you this but you are homosexual.

Question: Am I stupid?
Guru's answer: A plain "yes" should be enough to answer that question.

Question: Am you stupid?
Guru's answer: A plain "yes" should be enough to answer that question.

Question: Am I stupid now?
Guru's answer: Not right now. Maybe later. But only maybe.

Question: Am I homesexual now?
Guru's answer: Outlook bad.

Question: Bye bye.
Have a nice day.
Guru's answer: Yes - definitely.

[Silverthorn]

Question: Hello.
Guru's answer: Long time no see.

Question: I hope you're doing well.
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: NO.

Question: I'm sorry for you. Well, can you tell me if I, Blue Phoenix, am responsible for your non-welfare?
Guru's answer: I was told not to say anything bad about Blue Phoenix; and I will not challenge my fate.

Question: Smart answer, man. So, you're feeling bad although I updated you once again?
Guru's answer: I guess so.

Question: Pretty bad. Well, I'll have to leave.

Cya.
Guru's answer: See you.

[Kevin]

Question: O, great Guru! Please, tell me how to access your infinite knowledge!
Guru's answer: Concentrate and ask again.

Question: Oh, great Guru! Please, tell me how to access your infinite knowledge!
Guru's answer: Enter a Yes/No question and click the submit-button. If you want to keep the question and the corresponding answer, click [copy to collection]. In order to Ctrl+V your stuff in the forums, hit [copy to clipboard]; the collection's data will be retrieved. To clear all fields, click [clear all].

[chase123]

my questions:

questions (Click to View)

Question: am i cool?
Guru's answer: I predict a clear "no".

Question: why
Guru's answer: Who knows?

Question: i thought you knew everything!
Guru's answer: Think about what you just asked. Do you see how stupid it is?

Question: that means you know nothing!
Guru's answer: How comes that you even ask?

Question: what i did'nt ask anything?
Guru's answer: Let me think. This looks like... oh, it's a "yes"!

Question: that was'nt a question!
Guru's answer: Whatever you think is correct, I don't want to interfere in that.

Question: why?
Guru's answer: No.

Question: no what?
Guru's answer: Sure thing.

Question: you are bogus!
Guru's answer: Outlook so so.

Question: goodbye!
Guru's answer: Hasta la vista, baby.

[Ramond]

Question: Blue Phoenix
Guru's answer: undefined

Question: cool stuff then
Guru's answer: I'm sorry to tell you this but you are homosexual.

Question: if you say so
Guru's answer: No matter what you do, it'll always be a yes.

Question: gr
Guru's answer: Yes, if your parents let you.

Question: Blue Phoenix is bad
Guru's answer: Don't even think of talking bad about Blue Phoenix...

Question: bye
Guru's answer: Hasta la vista, baby.

[vandesdelca]

HAHA! why don't you believe me ppls?

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Question: are you Dumb?
Guru's answer: Outlook good.

Question: are you dumb?
Guru's answer: Let me think. This looks like... oh, it's a "yes"!

Question: Are you dumb?
Guru's answer: Don't count on it.

Question: are you dumb?
Guru's answer: Of course not!

Question: are YOU dumb?
Guru's answer: Yes, it has been decided upon.

[Simoneon]

Question: Does BP have balls of steel?
Guru's answer: It is decidedly so.

Question: That's awesome, isn't it?
Guru's answer: Let me think. This looks like... oh, it's a "yes"!

Question: Indeed
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: YES.

[Ramond]

Question: Is BluePhoenix bored?
Guru's answer: Don't even think of talking bad about Blue Phoenix...

Question: Does Blue Phoenix like chicken?
Guru's answer: I was told not to say anything bad about Blue Phoenix; and I will not challenge my fate.

Question: Has Blue Phoenix been awesome?
Guru's answer: I refuse to answer to this. It might be that I'd regret the answer later on.

Question: I take that as no.
Guru's answer: Outlook good.

[8obis]

Do you like...? (Click to View)

Question: Do you like BP?
Guru's answer: Yes - definitely.

Question: In a gay way?!
Guru's answer: Yes, you are, too.

Question: What a gay?
Guru's answer: Moron.

Question: ME A MORON?!!?!
Guru's answer: I'm sorry to tell you this but you are homosexual.

Question: I'm gonna f***ing kill you!@?#!@#
Guru's answer: I will tell you when you are old enough to hear it.

Question: Dude i'm 17!!!
Guru's answer: My reply is no.

Question: Damn, your not that dumb
Guru's answer: My reply is no.


Question: F*** you!
Guru's answer: Sure thing.

Question: Wha?
Guru's answer: Why not?

Question: Why not what?
Guru's answer: Outlook so so.

Question: ???
Guru's answer: Most likely.

Question: Moron.
Guru's answer: Don't bet on it.

Question: Sh** your smart.
Guru's answer: You really do not want to know that.

Question: Does that mean your dumb?
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: YES.

Question: xD
Guru's answer: Outlook so so.

Question: HOLY SH** THAT CRACKS ME UP!!!
Guru's answer: Of course not!

Question: YES IT DOES!!
Guru's answer: It is certain.

Question: Why do you always change your mind afther i ask?
Guru's answer: Outlook so so.

Question: What kinda awsner is that?
Guru's answer: That is unlikely.

Question: What's unlikely?
Guru's answer: A plain "yes" should be enough to answer that question.

Question: YES.
Guru's answer: Whatever you think is correct, I don't want to interfere in that.

Question: Bullsh**
Guru's answer: Don't bet on it.

Question: Cowsh**?
Guru's answer: There are things that do not belong in here. Ask this some other idiot.

Question: OMFG YOU JUST CALLED YOURSELF AN IDIOT!
Guru's answer: Shut up.

Question: NO!!
Guru's answer: Outlook bad.

Question: ?
Guru's answer: Is this supposed to be a question?

Question: Yes.
Guru's answer: I guess so.

Question: Kwl!
Guru's answer: NO U!

Question: What me?!
Guru's answer: It is certain.

Question: It's certain that i'm me?
Guru's answer: There are some things that are better be left untold...

Question: Like?
Guru's answer: Hahaha, that's a good one! No.

Question: Ok, i think i'm gonna go now.
Guru's answer: You may rely on it.

Question: Yeah, i know.
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: NO.

Question: I don't know?
Guru's answer: Very doubtful.

Question: Ahh....
Guru's answer: Forget about it.

Question: About what?
Guru's answer: Let me think. This looks like... oh, it's a "yes"!

Question: About yes?
Guru's answer: Don't bet on it.

Question: ahh f*** this your a idiot!
Guru's answer: Shut up.

Question: f*** you!
Guru's answer: Yes - definitely.

Question: ...
Guru's answer: Don't bet on it.

BP look at this your Guru said he has a virus!@#!@ (Click to View)

Question: Do you have a brain?
Guru's answer: I predict a clear "no".

Question: Wow that right!
Guru's answer: Not right now. Maybe later. But only maybe.

Question: That will be right later?
Guru's answer: Most likely.

Question: Hehe
Guru's answer: Are you kidding?

Question: Nope.
Guru's answer: It is decidedly so.

Question: AWESOME!
Guru's answer: Don't count on it.

Question: Super AWESOME?
Guru's answer: Oh, hello.

Question: Errr... Hi?
Guru's answer: Outlook good.

Question: You mean i look good?
Guru's answer: Whatever you think is correct, I don't want to interfere in that.

Question: Ohh.. Ok then.
Guru's answer: Not really, only if you're able to do a barrel roll.

Question: Ah...
Guru's answer: Whatever you think is correct, I don't want to interfere in that.

Question: I think your not brain is starting to get a virus...
Guru's answer: Yes, it has been decided upon.

Question: Will it infect my laptop aswell?
Guru's answer: Yes.

Question: HOLY CRAP HOW DO I TURN YOU OFF?!!?!@?#!@$
Guru's answer: Definitely no.

Question: I CAN'T TURN YOU OFF?!!#!@#!@$!?!@#!@?!
Guru's answer: Nope.

Question: OH MAH GOD!
Guru's answer: It is certain.

Question: sh**,sh**,sh**,sh**,sh**,sh**,sh**.
Guru's answer: No. By the way; do you know the game? You just lost it.

Question: Does that mean the virus is in my laptop?!
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: YES.

Question: HOLY CRAP !!@# *turns off laptop*.
Guru's answer: I will tell you when you are old enough to hear it.

~RtXaS~