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RE: The Resistance / Story of Insanity - Hukko - 11-22-2008
D) it tries to explode.
RE: The Resistance / Story of Insanity - Ramond - 12-07-2008
I kinda suspected you would choose that... wanna fight?
Ramon: Look! There's 10 people jumping out!
A Yoshi: I can see that.
Ramon: They have guns. This doesn't look good.
Xample: Neither does it smell that way. Something's rotten.
Tatoriga: I think you left on the stove.
Xample: By Jove!
Xample runs off.
XZ: I forgot to feed my goldfishies!! OMG!!! Gotta go!!
XZ runs off.
XM: My mom wants something.
XM runs off.
A Yoshi: Cowards! All of you!
Ramon: What are they doing?
Tatoriga: They are approaching our building.
A Yoshi: I can see that!
Ramon: What shall we do?
Tatoriga: Put them in the longboat 'til they get sober...
A Yoshi: Let's wait and see.
After they reach the buidling...
A) they can't find the door
B) they go back again
C) they knock on the window A Yoshi is looking out of
D) the helicopter tries to explonade
RE: The Resistance / Story of Insanity - sadbhav - 12-08-2008
D) they can't find the door. XD
RE: The Resistance / Story of Insanity - Ramond - 12-08-2008
Ramon: What are they doing?
A Yoshi: I think they are looking for something.
Tatoriga: The back door, like Mario in SMW always does?
A Yoshi: Guess so.
Suddenly they hear an insanly loud puff noise.
Ramon: Look!
A Yoshi: I'm looking! But where to??
Ramon: The helicopter! It just started smoking.
A Yoshi: It is still smoking.
Ramon: It's gonna blow! Get out of there!
Suddenly the helicopter explodes.
Ramon: The helicopter exploded! Oh noes!
A Yoshi: Who?
Those 10 people don't take any notice.
Ramon: The helicopter exploded! And now it's gone.
A Yoshi: I can see that.
Ramon: And what are these guys doing?
Tatoriga: Looks like they're patrolling, or rather, guarding our wall.
Ramon: What a nice deed. *sniff*
A Yoshi: Did you guys actually notice we have just one entrance? The front door?
Tatoriga: That doesn't change the fact that they're looking for the back door.
Ramon: Let's wish them luck.
Ramon opens the window and wishes the hostiles good luck with finding the back door. Then he closes the window again.
Ramon: See? Maybe they'll find it now.
A Yoshi: *sigh*
Tatoriga: So stupid. Where do they come from, anyways?
A Yoshi decides to open the window and announces that they don't have any back door. Then he closes the window again.
Ramon: What? They're going back!
A Yoshi: Trust me next time, plzkthxbai.
Tatoriga: But how, the helicopter is gone.
Ramon: Looks like backup's arriving.
Another helicopter lands at the exact same spot. 10 people jump out, then all 20 jump in.
Ramon: That's harmonic.
A Yoshi leaves, looking for Xample, XZ and XM.
Tatoriga: Can a helicopter carry 21 people?
Ramon: I suppose... it might not.
They watch the helicopter take off. Every minute it rises three metres.
After exactly an hour:
Ramon: Look. They're leaving.
Tatoriga: Indeed. Finally!
Ramon: The helicopter moves north.
Tatoriga: Isn't it losing height?
The helicopter crashes into the nearest mountain.
Ramon: The helicopter crashed into the nearest mountain.
Tatoriga: Stupid people.
Ramon: It's their job.
Tatoriga: Doesn't change the fact that they're dumb.
Later...
A) another helicopter arrives
B) A Yoshi returns announcing not being able to find Xample, XZ and XM
C) Ramon and Tatoriga battle it out at Brawl
D) the nearest mountain collapses
RE: The Resistance / Story of Insanity - Drahcir - 12-10-2008
D
XD
RE: The Resistance / Story of Insanity - The Lost Global Mod - 04-20-2009
Dear Don, don't you think you should continue this story?
ppl are waiting much to long for this awesome stuff. PLZ Continue
RE: The Resistance / Story of Insanity - Ramond - 04-25-2009
Ramon: What's this?
The mountain which the helicopter crashed in starts cracking.
Tatoriga: Oh bummer!
Ramon: Holy crap!
The mountain part above the crack slides down into the opposite direction of Ramon and the group.
Ramon: Flawless victory! Dance!
A Yoshi: Wait! It's not over yet.
Tatoriga: Oh no, there's another helicopter.
Ramon: How many of those are there?
A Yoshi: A bunch.
The helicopter lands. 10 people get out, but don't appraoch the house directly.
Ramon: They missed our house.
A Yoshi: Sheesh, they have a Plan B!
Ramon: What could it probably be?
Tatoriga: Haven't you noticed these are the dumbest persons in the world?
After several minutes of waiting and staring, they finally spot the people again.
Ramon: What's this? OH NO!
A Yoshi: They got XZ, XM and Xample!!!
Tatoriga: What? NO!!!
Ramon: YES, you mean?
Tatoriga: NOO!!!!
Ramon: Well whatever. What are we gonna do?!
A) run around in circles and scream
B) get out of the window and rescue them
C) fire a bunch of muffins at them
D) offer them some chili ice cream
RE: The Resistance / Story of Insanity - DarkFirzenEX - 04-25-2009
A) or D)... hmm
D) !!!!
**I ninja'd you , Phil
**
RE: The Resistance / Story of Insanity - The Lost Global Mod - 04-25-2009
D!!
and yeah.. finally continues.. ^^
RE: The Resistance / Story of Insanity - Ramond - 04-26-2009
Tatoriga: AAAH!!!
A Yoshi: I have an idea, I'll be right back!
A Yoshi rushes off again.
Ramon: I wonder what it might be.
A Yoshi returns, holding lots of red-coloured ice cream in his arms.
A Yoshi: There! And now... watch! Open the window!
Tatoriga opens the window.
Ramon: That is so gonna not work.
A Yoshi: HEY GUYS! WANT SOME ICE CREAM?
Ramon: *facepalm*
The people turn around to them, let XM, XZ and Xample drop and approach the window.
A Yoshi: Good boys! Here you go!
A Yoshi catapults the ice cream (which had already melted partially) on the enemies. They start to burn.
Ramon: What's that?!
Tatoriga: I can see that!
A Yoshi: *maniac laugh*
Ramon: Holy carp... so it actually worked?
A Yoshi: *more maniac laughter*
The people just stand there, eating ice cream. After three minutes, there's just ashes left.
A Yoshi: It had chili flavour.
Ramon: Ah, I know that from somewhere.
Tatoriga: What's this?
10 more people jump out of the helicopter. They take XM, XZ and Xample into it.
A Yoshi: NO! MY PLAN FAILED!
Ramon: There's an easier way to solve this problem.
Ramon pulls out a rocket launcher from his pocket.
A Yoshi: Wha? How did that fit in there?
Ramon: Sit and watch.
Ramon aims at the helicopter.
A Yoshi: Wait! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Ramon: 3... 2...
A Yoshi: STOP IT!
Ramon: 1...
Tatoriga: Erm... XM, XZ and Xample are in the heliocopter.
Ramon: 0! FIRE!
A clicking sound is heard repeatedly.
Ramon: No ammo. That was so obvious.
Then...
A) Ramon gets some ammo
B) A Yoshi kicks the bazooka out of Ramon's hands
C) Tatoriga jumps out the window and tries to get to the helicopter
D) the helicopter explodes