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The Resistance / Story of Insanity
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It's The Resistance/Story of Insanity!!

This has a long history, I don't want to mention it. As far as I can see this forum is not limited to LF2 Stories anyways.

All I'm telling you is what you should know. Basically, The Resistance/Story of Insanity is a kind of adventure story where you choose how the story goes on by choosing one of the options I give in the end.

And one last thing: Judging by the name of the 'adventure', you will know random things are gonna happen. Get used to that Twisted

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Ramon wakes up, stretches, yawns, gets dressed, has his breakfast and then makes his way to the secret base of the resistance group he's in.

Upon entering the base, which was hidden inside A Yoshi's house, Ramon was confronted with some persons he had never seen before.

A Yoshi: Ramon, these are our new members who all hate the government and want to fight with us.
XZ: Hi Ramon, I'm XZ.
XM: Hi Ramon, I'm XM.
Xample: Hi Ramon, I'm Xample.
Ramon: Are you three brothers?
XM: Why, no.
Ramon: You three look alike and your names are...
Xample: Well that's coincidence then.
Ramon: Coincidence? - Well, hardly.

Tatoriga appears.

Tatoriga: Hi guys.
Ramon: Hi Tatoriga. What happened to you?
Tatoriga: Nothing, really.

A Yoshi introduces the new members to Tatoriga.

A Yoshi: So yeah. Tomorrow's New Year's Day. Go and have some cake, guys.
Ramon: See ya. (I'm bored.)

Ramon leaves and gets home.

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On New Year's Day Ramon enters the headquarters of The Resistance group. He looks at his watch and notices it is nearly midday.

Ramon (enters the building): Hullo guys.

No answer. Ramon checks the building.
He finds XM all tied up in the fridge.

Ramon: Hullo, so there's where you're hiding.

Whilst he unties XM, XM wonders why Ramon is in hilarious spirits.
As soon as his mouth is free, he begins to blame Ramon's stupidity.

XM: Don't you see we've been attacked?

Ramon looks around.

Ramon: No.
XM: Now you know, I've told you. The police have attacked us. Nearly a whole battallion.
Ramon: What's the point in that?
XM: What?
Ramon: What's the point in that?
XM (angered): What do you mean what's the point in that! They have been kidnapped! They are gonna DIE! We gotta SAVE them!
Ramon: Er... I don't get the situation.
XM (raged): WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! DUDE...
Ramon: So you're saying some people have attacked this house?
XM: Yes!
Ramon: THIS very house we're standing in?
XM: Yes!
Ramon: Sure?
XM: Yes of course!
Ramon: Then why were you hiding in the fridge.

XM prods Ramon and tells him to shut up. Ramon then goes to the vitality room just to find the rest of the group sitting there and having fun.

Seeing them, Ramon says:

A) "Hey guys"
B) "We have been attacked according to XM"
C) "Where'd all our supplies from the fridge go?"
D) "XM has gone crazy"


(BTW; you just choose an option, no writing)

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This is AWESOME. Reminds me of the old Goosebumps stories where you could pick the next event


C) "Where'd all our supplies from the fridge go?"
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B) we're being attacked.....
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Yeah this is a typical CYOA, kinda :D

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Ramon: Where'd all our supplies from the fridge go?
A Yoshi: Hey Ramon. Happy New Year's Day!
XZ: Happy New Year's Day!
Xample: Happy New Year's Day...
Tatoriga: Happy New Year's Day.
Ramon: You too guys.
A Yoshi: What fridge?
Ramon: Our fridge.
Xample: We have a fridge?
Ramon: Yes, standing right there in the, uhm, kitchen.
Tatoriga: We never had food in there anyways.
Ramon: Oh. ...in that case, I just want to know what XM was up to.
A Yoshi: Why, what happened to him?
Ramon: He said we have been attacked.
Tatoriga: Well, he's right.
Ramon: But he also said you have been kidnapped.
XZ: Does it look like that?
Ramon: No, indeed.
Xample: To be honest, XM has gone crazy.
Tatoriga: He's been doing random stuff lately...
A Yoshi: Yeah. So that's why we're staying out of his way.
Ramon: So... why don't you 'magsifilenize' him, then?
XZ: What's that?
A Yoshi (sighs): It's a word I've invented. It's a mixture of healing, recovering and calmness.
XZ: So what does that help against crazy people?
A Yoshi: It possibly could help. I'm not sure.
Ramon: So why don't you try, little guy?
Tatoriga: LOL POEM
Xample: Tatoriga, stop being so obviously nerdy.
Ramon: I'm getting him.

Whilst Ramon walks out of the room, A Yoshi shouts after him.

A Yoshi: Hey! Watch out! His craziness might be infectious!

Ignoring his warning, Ramon slaps XM, gives him a hard headbutt and carries him to the vitality room. There he puts him into a tube.

Then...

A) Ramon presses random buttons on the Magsifilenizer
B) Ramon asks A Yoshi to activate the Magsifilenizer
C) XM starts screaming
D) XM gets a day job (WOO!!)


(BTW... that stuff with the 'day job' is an insider from where the story originates from :D all I'm saying is that I invented day jobs :P)
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B) Ramon asks A Yoshi to activate the Magsifilenizer
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Ramon: A Yoshi, please activate the Magsifilenizer.
A Yoshi: Are you serious?
Ramon: Well you just said before it might work. And there are no negative effects anyways.
Xample: But what if the machine explodes?
A Yoshi: Why should it? It never exploded before, so it can't now. That's logic.
Ramon: So why don't you activate it then?
A Yoshi: I'm not worried about the machine, but XM.
Ramon: He is crazy and insane. Please do it.
A Yoshi: Okay.

A Yoshi presses some buttons. One of the displays starts flashing green, and a whirring noise can be heard. The door of the tube closes and XM disappears in a cloud of smoke.

A Yoshi: So what this does... I hope I didn't choose the wrong settings...
Ramon: Wrong settings?
A Yoshi: I said that, yes. A problem with it?
Ramon: What happens if you did choose the wrong settings?
A Yoshi: Nothing, probably.
XZ: I hope you are not serious.
A Yoshi: I'm always serious. I never joke. See? This was no joke. Neither was this. That's logic.
Xample: That's your logic.
Ramon: So that means XM might die. - Hey! Stop the machine!!!
A Yoshi: What is up with you dude? You just said I should start it.
Tatoriga: The smoke is turning... red. Is this blood in there? Hmm...
A Yoshi: Commanding me around like that... I mean, seriously...
Ramon: Red?! Blood?! Where?!
Tatoriga: *sniff* Here. Everywhere.
Ramon: Where?!
Tatoriga: Well in our bodies of course!
Ramon: No, I mean, is there blood in the tube?!
Tatoriga: Yes.
Ramon: Damn! Stop the machine, A Yoshi!
Tatoriga: The blood is in XM's body.
A Yoshi: Nobody's commanding me around anymore. I'm me.
XZ: Oh come on guys. Calm down!

Xample leaves the room out of unknown reasons.

Ramon: Idiots! You all are freakin' idiots!
A Yoshi: Why, what for?!
Ramon: I don't know what idiots are made for.
XZ: Guys! We should better turn down the machine and see if XM's alright!!
A Yoshi: Fine.

A Yoshi presses the 'Abort' button. The whirring stops. The tube door opens. The smoke slowly vanishes.

A Yoshi: By the way. This machine does not have alternative settings.
Ramon: So what?
A Yoshi: All it is capable to do is to heal and calm down a person.
XZ: XM?

XZ walks up to the tube, where XM is lying with closed eyes, but seemingly unharmed.

XZ: XM?

Ramon slowly walks to the tube, A Yoshi follows. Silence.

There was silence for 5 minutes. Nobody moved.

XM: WHA!!
XZ: WHOA!!
A Yoshi: XM?
XM: GEHIHIHIHI
Ramon: He's crazy.
A Yoshi: Well, he was before.
Ramon: We shouldn't have stopped the machine.
A Yoshi: I'll go activate it again.

Then...

A) XM suddenly starts laughing so much the house goes topsy-turvy
B) XM screams and escapes from the room
C) A Yoshi restarts the machine
D) Ramon gives XM another headbutt, hoping to heal him
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Ramon grabs XM by his shoulders and gives him another headbutt.
XM immediately loses his consciousness.

XZ: Wow, your skull is pretty darn solid.
Ramon: Where's Tatoriga?
XZ: I guess he went to look for Xample.
A Yoshi: I'm starting the machine.
Ramon: Wait a minute.
A Yoshi: Why?
Ramon: Maybe he's healed now.

They waited for a minute.
Then they waited for another minute.

Ramon: He isn't waking up.
XZ: XM!!!

XZ shakes XM's body.

XZ: XM!!!
Ramon: Is he dead?
XZ: No.
A Yoshi: What is the problem? I'll just start the machine now and then...
Ramon: Do what you have to.

At that very moment XM opened his eyes.

XM: Whoa... what was that?
Ramon: He's alive.
XZ: Yay XM!! You're healed!
XM: Ramon your skull is pretty darn solid.
Ramon: I don't think that you are not related.
A Yoshi: XM! What the heck happened to you?
XM: I don't know. But I'm still insane.
Ramon: If you say so, it must be a lie.
XZ: The cake.
Ramon: Pretty much.

Tatoriga enters.

He says:

A) "Whoa, XM, are you alright?"
B) "Xample's gone missing."
C) "I finally got a day job."
D) "Who wants to play Brawl with me?"
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Tatoriga: Who wants to (play) Brawl with me??
Ramon: I will kick your a$$, so, no for me.
Tatoriga: Aww come on. I've become better.
Ramon: You say that every time.
XZ: If you want I'll go play against you.
Tatoriga: Yeah. Come on, XZ.

XZ leaves with Tatoriga.

A Yoshi: XM, what is up with you?
XM: I'm fine. Just fine.
Ramon: If you say so.
A Yoshi: That must not happen again, ever.
XM: Understood. May I go now?
A Yoshi: No. I'll put you into the Magsifilenizer once more, then...
XM: What? NO!!!
A Yoshi: YES, you mean?
XM: NOO!!!!

Ramon chuckles and leaves them behind, both discussing.

Ramon: So that's what's happening. Fine.

He goes into the cellar and finds Tatoriga and XZ playing Brawl.

XZ: I owned you again.
Tatoriga: What? NO!!!
XZ: YES, you mean?
Tatoriga: NOO!!!!

Ramon chuckles and leaves them behind, one cheering and one screaming.

Ramon: Well, I own XZ too. That means, I usually double-own Tatoriga. Meh, who cares.

He then moves into the kitchen and opens the fridge, not expecting to see any food. He finds something completely different, namely Xample.

Ramon: Xample, what-se you-e doing-e in here?
Xample: What? NO!!!
Ramon: YES, you mean?
Xample: NOO-
Ramon: 'nuff of that. Now, what are you really doing in here?
Xample: I was looking for food.
Ramon: Do you know we have nothing like that in this very house?
Xample: Ah. That explains why I couldn't find any. So, that kinda means...
Ramon: Yes?
Xample: That means, there's no food in this house?
Ramon: Yes.
Xample: And we must starve.
Ramon: If you want to. I won't stop you. By the way, we're having lunch soon.
Xample: Without food?
Ramon: Well, you were in the fridge, so I assume you are our lunch.
Xample: What? NO!!!
Ramon: YES, you mean?
Xample: NOO-
Ramon: Ok, so this is pissing me of now. Everything in the fridge is food.
Xample: So XM must be food too.
Ramon: He was. At present, you are.
Xample: What? NO!!!
Ramon: YES, you mean?
Xample: YES!!!!
Ramon: Whoa, that's new to me.
Xample: What? NO!!!
Ramon: I think I get it.

Ramon leaves the kitchen, Xample still sitting in the fridge and freezing.

The next thing Ramon does:

A) Ramon goes home
B) Ramon goes to play Brawl with his fellows
C) Ramon looks into the sky
D) Ramon gets himself something to drink
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