The 8-ball-Guru

[snorsorbet]

Question: Have you been lying all this time? D:
Guru's answer: It is decidedly so.

Question: Do you realize the consequences of this lying?
Guru's answer: Who knows?

Question: Can BP command you?
Guru's answer: When you can succeed in IWBTG on impossible; yes.

Question: Thanks, that's all. Will we see each other anytime soon again..?
Guru's answer: Yes - definitely.

[chase123]

questions (Click to View)

Question: is blue phoenix a dork?
Guru's answer: Don't even think of talking bad about Blue Phoenix...

Question: is he cool?
Guru's answer: Think about what you just asked. Do you see how stupid it is?

Question: the hell?
Guru's answer: Yes.

Question: what the?
Guru's answer: Concentrate and ask again.

Question: goodbye ya freak!
Guru's answer: See you later.

Question: is my spriting good

Guru's answer: Yes.

[Lauli]

Question: Do I like you?
Guru's answer: Is this supposed to be a question?
Question: Yes, this was a question. Again: Do I like you?
Guru's answer: I predict a clear "no".
Question: Exactly! Do you know you're right?
Guru's answer: As I see it, yes.

[forgetlatios]

teh apocalypse=dead guru (Click to View)

Question: bp shall destroy you in...
Guru's answer: Kind of... yes.

Question: 9
Guru's answer: Nope.

Question: 8
Guru's answer: My reply is no.

Question: 7
Guru's answer: A plain "yes" should be enough to answer that question.

Question: 6
Guru's answer: No matter what you do, it'll always be a yes.

Question: 5
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: YES.

Question: 4
Guru's answer: That is unlikely.

Question: 3
Guru's answer: There are things that do not belong in here. Ask this some other idiot.

Question: 2
Guru's answer: How comes that you even ask?

Question: 1
Guru's answer: Kind of... yes.

Question: TEH APOCALYPSE!!
Guru's answer: Who knows?

Question: Now, you are dead.
Guru's answer: I predict a clear "no".

Question: i can't believe bp took the time to turn you into a foretress... no worries, the radiation should kill you
Guru's answer: Outlook good.

Question: ok cya.
Guru's answer: See you.

[Silverthorn]

Question: hi
Guru's answer: Heyho.

Question: did you receive a little update?
Guru's answer: It is decidedly so.

Question: splendid. there isn't much added, right?
Guru's answer: Yes.

Question: only bugfixes?
Guru's answer: Kind of... yes.

Question: Alright. See you then.
Guru's answer: You may rely on it.

Can't guarantee that he's 100%-ly fixed, tho :/

[snorsorbet]

What kind of bugs were there in the first place? :P

[Simoneon]

Question: What kind of bugs were there in the first place?
Guru's answer: The answer would certainly disturb you.

[forgetlatios]

yep, bp's rightabsolutely wrong. :/

Question: did you receive a little update?
Guru's answer: When you can succeed in IWBTG on impossible; yes.

Question: you didn't, then...
Guru's answer: My reply is no.

later...

Question: bp doesn't make you fresh...
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: NO.

Question: he makes you stupid
Guru's answer: I guess so.

Spoiler (Click to View)

Question: did bp recently update you?
Guru's answer: undefined

Question: perhaps not...
Guru's answer: Why not?

Question: well, undefined isn't a nice answer
Guru's answer: NO U!

Question: yep, bp didn't make you more fresh.
Guru's answer: undefined

Question: ahhh... i see... when i use the letters "b" and "p" together you reply undefined then go nuts.
Guru's answer: I'm sorry, I forgot. Try again later.

Question: yea... cya i'm gonna refresh the page.
Guru's answer: Hasta la vista, baby.

read the first one first (Click to View)

Question: kay i'm back
Guru's answer: Yes - definitely.

Question: so, what bugs were fixed?
Guru's answer: You pervert! I see it in your eyes!

Question: yea you aren't fresh, still nuts ehh?
Guru's answer: I will tell you when you are old enough to hear it.

Question: cya then
Guru's answer: See you later.