Joke Of the Day

[Divisor]

[empirefantasy]

A day teacher asked pupils : what will you became in the future?
pupil 1 answered: I will became a doctor.
pupil 2 answered: I will become a singer.
pupil 3 answered: I will became an american.

[sadbhav]

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes! (say it out loud ;D )

1. Thats not right
(Sum Ting Wong)

2. See me ASAP
(Kum Hia Nao)

3. Small horse
(Tai Ni Po Ni)

4. You need a facelift
(Chin tu fat)

5. I thought you were on a diet
(Wai Yu Mun Ching)

6. He's cleaning the car
(Wa Shing Ka)

7. Your body odour is offensive
(Yu Stin Ki Pu)

8. This is a tow away zone
(No Pah King)

9. Great!
(Fa Kin Su Pah)

[empirefantasy]

A day a strong man went to a cafe,open the door and said: Who is stronger than me?
After some seconds another man very strong man stand up and said: I am!
And he answered: I wanted just someone to help me to push my car.

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A boy came to home from school and said:
Hey,mum I was so nearly taking a ten mark in school.
Mum: I am very happy about that! What mark did you took?
Boy: Just a few and would take a ten mark.
Mun: Can you tell me what did you take?
Boy: In fact I did not take any mark,my friend next to me took it.

[Nullbyte]

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

[Lauli]

If you watch "Jaws" backwards, it's a movie about a shark that repairs a sinking boat with its mouth and then keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach.

[Alectric]

If you watch Alien backwards, a large monster shrinks and climbs inside a guy's chest, calming down the crew.

[bashscrazy]

If you watch The Human Centipede backwards it's about a heartwarming tale of a surgeon who separates three severely disfigured people.

[Lauli]

If you watch 127 hours backwards, it’s a lovely film about a disabled man finding an arm in the desert.

[empirefantasy]

A prisoner was going to hanged on the gallows.That day,weather was rainy and stormy.
The prisoner said: Today that I am going to die,I need to walk in that hard road.
The gendarmes said: Yes,but you are lucky,because we have to walk again when we will come back.