JOKES ABOUT CELEBRITIES!

[YoShockray]

Hey everybody!
Let's tell jokes about celebrities!
RULES:
1.Repeated jokes are not allowed!
2.Read examples for better intro!
3.You must have a good sense for humor!
4.When you read this thread you must laugh!
5.You must rate me positively!
6.You must love me!
7.You must know that fifth & sixth rule are just good sense for humor!

EXAMPLES (Click to View)

Chuck Norris cut the knife!
When Chuck Norris do pushups he push the earth from himself!

[Lauli]

What's the first thing nearly every celebrity does in the morning?
Write a love letter to YoShockray.

[YoShockray]

Hah!
Good Joke Lauli!
Once Upon A Time There Was Eminem And Chuck Norris.
Eminem said:"I'm Not Afraid!"
And Chuck Norris Answered To That:"I Love The Way You Lie!"
And Of Course Roundhouse Kick Him!

[Bamboori]

build a time machine, travel back in time, go to micle jackson and say "hah, got your nose :D"

[Alectric]

A celebrity walks into a bar.
The bartender says "get out".

hahahahaha

[LutiChris]

Q. Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning?
A. She wants to be the first lady...yeah

[Divisor]

"Justin Bieber has just jumped off a building."


Everybody laughed so far when I said this.

[snorsorbet]

Top ten: Most popular women on the internet

10 Avril Lavigne
9 Paris Hilton
8 Miley Cyrus
7 Justin Bieber
6 Britney Spears
5 Rihanna
4 Beyonce
3 Madonna
2 Ke$ha
1 Lady Gaga

[Lauli]

What does Justin Bieber do when he reads some comments about him?
Laugh about the ones that seriously think making fun of him will change the situation.

[lf2TimmE1]

totally agree with lauli...making fun of her is just disrespectful and won't prevent little girls from buying the music.