08-07-2020, 10:21 PM
ᴴe then asked Marti "do you do?" while BluePonik hovered over LFE. "Ah what Pesky shurikens are... they're my nightmare!"
"What?!" Starsky shouted,
"What?!" repeated Marti Wong
"that's... what you hear from BluePony." Mr. Wong was left speechless,
"Goodbye." answered the lf2 community.
Shattered & broken, Blue Pony decided to postpone his phony Sony memories.
Then, all of a sudden, when it looked like it was the end, a mysterious being took dozens of oxen-like truckers to Pony's truck factory "Blue Pony!" the enigmatic-mover-of-oxen-like-truckers stopped to correct himself "i mean... Truck Pony"
"yes, what is it now?" groaned our protagonist.
Sir, you're full of GASOLINE!!"
"What?!" stumbled his whimsical majesty.
"We got to track them down!"
"But who??" inquired the one and only Blue Truck Pony"
"His name, your gracious heiny, is Blue Ponik!"
the magical pony quivered with freight.
"let loose" advised the unknown nobody, and with such wise words the fairytale creature let out a green screen of hazy thicc fog from the reer.
"tell me Demon, is his truck, as the legend goes, the one that will become us all?!"
"aye" the gross pirate took out his tiny pipe and waited a little longer to reply for dramatic effect.
"his truck... will... become... LFE."
meanwhile... ♪♫
The universal dreamer rises up above his earthly burden.
Journey to the dead of night.
High on a hill
in El dorado. ♫♪
Gad, neither man nor machine, pondered ever so carefully this forbidden question, "Who could outsmart me?" he whispered "...ᴸᵁᵀᴵᶜᴴᴿᴵˢ..." then the cries and laughter drew nearer as though the gates of hell were wide open.
We'll be back after this commercial break!
Sincerely yours, the fairy godmother.
"Do you hate it when Beethoven's 5th starts playing and your teeth just randomly fall out?!" An unwilling participant's teeth proceeds to fall out as camera 9 zooms in on their painful bewildered facial expression.
"Well!" continued the invisible announcer, "Say hello to the Vladimirspy 1993!"
"Gee Wilikers!" intrigued the prisoner's 12 year old girlfriend.
"This action figure will combat any truck man who steals your glory even over the sounds of wonderful classical music. Take back your morbidly grotesque mediocrity by shoving this cheap a** knock off to any one of your hollow headed 'friends'" attempts to do air-quotes from the invisible announcer has fallen on deaf ears. "Get yours now and we'll even throw in this WILD Steak! Call now! The vladimirspy toy is not for sale, this commercial is only an attempt to give off the most pretentious delivery on a forum no one has ever heard of so no refunds will be issued to those who have experienced this traumatic plot that is ludicrous."
NOW back to our program
A wildly grotesque truck appeared and kidnapped Blue Pony, pushing him to reveal his trump card, but.... was it too late?
"NOBODY CARES!" Ramond laughed menacingly inside the vehicle "PREPARE TO DUEL!" but before ramond could cleverly come up with another stolen catch phrase a voice entered the mind of our hero, Blue Pony.
"Re..member......child..." said the familiar voice, "Vlad..imir..spy......is....not for sale" blue pony meditated on these wise words "i repeat vlad..imir..spy......is....not for sale" and with that Butter flies between terrains of rocks, emerged.
Ramond gasped. The crowd went wild, camera 3 darted to the former invisible radio announcer who was holding a plack card which read "4/10"
"Wow" ramond held back his man tears, "so buttery!" he missed his roadkill and the blue pony was saved once again.
On the next episode of Blue Pony Ramond finds himself bankrupt. According to a fake thread who has disagreed with the direction this story has taken asks,
"Will he sell his damaged truck?"
Find out on the next post this month.
>Next post<
We return to Blue Pony,
Still kidnapped, Vladimir, claims he is a man, unlike Ramond. "lol" laughs ramond quenching his belly even tighter than ever before. "Punctuation shall mark this occasion with a marker drawing"
"Oh dear" exclaimed the crowd "who shall ever profuse that profusely?" stammered the confused audience members.
"Not to fear!" the Purple Cat exclaims "For no one shall have to deal with their bath ever again!" Sighs of reliefs & frying pans being clanked were heard far across the land. However the