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you were sleeping then.
I wish for 100000000000 kicks on cooper
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Wish granted. Somebody kicks 100000000000 times on your new-bought Cooper. (I´f i´m not completely wrong, cooper is a car.)
I wish for a chain
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Wish granted. I kills you by whipping and strangling u.
I wish
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you get
i wish for all schools in world gets burned in to ground.
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Wish granted. You burn them all down and you have to spend all the time in jail, and pay all the damages. Someone just about to get a degree visits your jail and murders you.
I wish that this wish wouldn't be twisted.
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wish granted.
I wish DOOOOONG!!!
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Wish Granted. The "DOOOOONG!!!" was an enormous gong that fell on your head.
I wish for a magnet
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wish granted but it's too powerful.it pulls fridge over you and you die.
i wish for new computer
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Wish Granted, you get a new computer. It is however infected with a virus that overloads the motherboard and deactivates the fan, making the motherboard melt and leaves the computer completely unusable. (Beware, this kind of virus actually exists.)
I wish for the worlds best anti-virus program.
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Sure--it's also an anti-normal-application program.
I wish to twist someone else's wish.
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