Steal one thing from the person above you

[nbaheen]

i steal all of the data files of your LF2 and LF2 MODs

[Shane]

I steal all the ".dat" and ".exe" files from your PC.

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I steal the hair of your avatars character.

[Shane]

I steal the Namekian in your avatar, thus the Special Beam Cannon is now being done by... someone invisible?

[hoss the boss]

I STEAL YOU

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I STEAL YOU alL HAHAAAAA

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I steal your spamming abilities.

[Shane]

If he's a goner then I'm an Inhuman... "
Oh wait, I am an Inhuman :P

I steal your [CHAR] Philip (basic sprites done) text in your signature.

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The hyperlink is still there.

I steal your Call me "Shane" or "Bane" if 'Shane "Bane" Neumann' is too long for you. text in your signature.

[Shane]

I steal the hyperlink that I deliberately left there.
And then I throw it in a dustbin disguising it as a new page :P

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I steal the dustbin with my hyperlink/new page in there.