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[InPhiKnight]

A Teacher broke a traffic rule.

Traffic Police arrested her!

Teacher: Please, let me go, I am a teacher.
Police: oh, I have been waiting for this since my childhood!
Now write 1000 times
"
I WILL NEVER BREAK TRAFFIC RULES!"

[mfc]

i'm still under the shock._.


Edit: it was a netsplitting incident. i thought they were doing it on purpose

[Alblaka]

Found this in my Crusader Kings II / mod folder.

I am a dummy-file.
I'm here to ensure that the mod directory is created.

I have done my task, yay me!

Wp, Paradox, wp.

[LutiChris]

i was going to make a list of people that annoy me, but it was too long so I decided to post a pic instead.

omg i’m in the same photo as tom hiddleston

ugh, my hair looks terrible

can we do it again i blinked

[Kevin]

Hope you're having a fabulous Mother's Day! Don't forget to take the time to play, you deserve it!

How opportunist ;..;



And I randomly got this on fb :?

ur brother so rude : http://prntscr.com/14jnod

[LutiChris]

Ramond edited this post 05-16-2013 03:11 PM because:

I'm sure this was recently posted somewhere on LFE...

[qwertz143]

[InPhiKnight]

vodka + water = injures kidney

rum + water = injures livern

whiskey + water = injures heart

I think there is something wrong in water !!

[qwertz143]

vodka + water = injures kidney

rum + water = injures livern

whiskey + water = injures heart

I think there is something wrong in water !!

Huh? Its only liver. Where did heart getting injured come from?

[InPhiKnight]

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.