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[Electric2Shock]

2day an ATM got jammed becuse some idiot had put a safety pin inside it when he was asked to enter his PIN....

you must be that idiot....

[zort]

[YinYin, Raven, Azriel and I were playing LF2, but the game was frozen because of what later turned out to be router problems.]
<YinYin> I look like I'm sitting on that one knight
<YinYin> making him sniff my foot
<Raven|> YinYin: SEXEY
[...]
<Raven|>

[Som1Lse]

[17:47] BluePhoenix: my neighbor
[17:47] BluePhoenix: has decided
[17:47] BluePhoenix: to torment me
[17:47] BluePhoenix: he keeps turning up his music to an intolerable level
[17:47] BluePhoenix: that it surpasses my (fairly turned up) volume
[17:48] BluePhoenix: where surpass = by at least 20dB
[17:48] BluePhoenix: and then
[17:48] BluePhoenix: SUDDENLY
[17:48] BluePhoenix: he turns it down again
[17:48] BluePhoenix: an indefinite interval between 1 and 30s
[17:48] BluePhoenix: it's quiet
[17:48] BluePhoenix: then OUT OF FREAKING NOWHERE
[17:49] BluePhoenix: EAR-BLASTING STORM
[17:49] BluePhoenix: fml
[17:49] SomeoneElse: I live in the country
[17:49] SomeoneElse: There is no noise here
[17:49] BluePhoenix: I hate you
[17:49] SomeoneElse: only the relaxing sound of the wind
[17:50] BluePhoenix: not as much as my neighbor
[17:50] SomeoneElse: whoops
[17:50] BluePhoenix: but I hate you
[17:50] SomeoneElse: don't ban me
[17:50] BluePhoenix: efort

[8obis]

Nors

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I died when I opened the spoiler.

[Electric2Shock]

Education is wasting half of your life trying to understand how to waste the OTHER half of your life.

[Dr. Time]

Howard Wolowitz: [after everyone cheers for him and his team design going to space] It gets better! Someone has to go up with the telescope as a payload specialist, and guess who that someone is!
Sheldon Cooper: Mohammed Lee.
[everyone's looking confused]
Howard Wolowitz: Who's Mohammed Lee?
Sheldon Cooper: Mohammed is the most common first name in the world, and Lee the most common surname. As I didn't know the answer, I thought that gave me a mathematical edge.

[LutiChris]

I feel as useless as a white crayon

u just gotta find someone who prefers black paper my friend

[Electric2Shock]

A couple was fighting over the custody of their only son in court.

Judge: Step forward Mrs. Derp, what do you have to say ?

Mother: The child came out of my womb it should stay with me.

Judge: Mr. Derp what do you have to say in your defense?

Father: Sir I've a question for you.

Judge: Continue.

Father: When you put a coin in the soda machine, is the soda your's or the machine's?

Judge: The child stays with the father, case closed.

[InPhiKnight]

Today was teachers day and my friend quoted

Respect your teachers because
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.U r able to read this only because of them

[Simoneon]

Found this really funny and somehow true.

i think yinyin is marti