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[Electric2Shock]

A couple was fighting over the custody of their only son in court.

Judge: Step forward Mrs. Derp, what do you have to say ?

Mother: The child came out of my womb it should stay with me.

Judge: Mr. Derp what do you have to say in your defense?

Father: Sir I've a question for you.

Judge: Continue.

Father: When you put a coin in the soda machine, is the soda your's or the machine's?

Judge: The child stays with the father, case closed.

[InPhiKnight]

Today was teachers day and my friend quoted

Respect your teachers because
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.U r able to read this only because of them

[Simoneon]

Found this really funny and somehow true.

i think yinyin is marti

[Ariel]

dot

[Dr. Time]

[12:14] <DrTime> Anyways..
[12:14] <davis60|TheIdiot> lol
[12:14] <davis60|TheIdiot> yes
[12:15] <davis60|TheIdiot> anyways.... wat?
[12:15] <DrTime> ....changing the subject....
[12:15] <davis60|TheIdiot> to....
[12:15] <DrTime> ANYTHING
[12:15] <DrTime> ...
[12:16] <davis60|TheIdiot> what is anything?
[12:16] <DrTime> *facepalm*
[12:16] <davis60|TheIdiot> what is facepalm?
[12:16] <DrTime> ....seriously...?
[12:16] <davis60|TheIdiot> what is seriously?
[12:16] <davis60|TheIdiot> lolz
[12:17] <davis60|TheIdiot> haha...
[12:17] <DrTime> AAAAAAHHHH
[12:17] <DrTime> You driving me mad
[12:17] <DrTime> AAAA
[12:17] <DrTime> ..
[12:17] <davis60|TheIdiot> what is mad?
[12:17] <DrTime> ...
[12:17] <DrTime> Sparta has come.

...
Continued-

[12:20] <DrTime> yush
[12:20] <davis60|TheIdiot> what is yush?
[12:20] <DrTime> *I mean YES*
[12:21] <davis60|TheIdiot> *yess, lolz*
[12:22] <davis60|TheIdiot> what is funny?
[12:22] <DrTime> Take a dictionary and find out.
[12:23] <davis60|TheIdiot> what is dictionary?
[12:23] <DrTime> *Crazy mode...ON*
[12:24] <davis60|TheIdiot> Played lf2?
[12:24] <davis60|TheIdiot> there is a crazy mode, I know that YAY!!!

Davis being...well, davis :P

[Lauli]

Brainstorming with Luti is always fun:

and the special bosses are actually zombies inside human costumes inside zombie costumes inside human costumes

pretending to be special bosses all along

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[Dr. Time]

Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world, a duck is watching you.

Alectric is watching you...

[Karma]

quote from facebook

This comment will probably go unnoticed but sometimes when my mom isn't home, I like to go into her garden, cover myself with dirt and pretend i'm a potato.

[InPhiKnight]

Was going thru here view-source:http://www.lf-empire.de/forum/index.php
it said in line 74

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[LutiChris]

Cas: “Yeah, I could be your third wheel.”
Dean: “You know that’s not a good thing, right?”
Cas: “Of course it is. The third wheel adds extra grip, greater stability.