The 8-ball-Guru

[no one]

Question: That's it. You won't let Alec see it too?
Guru's answer: Forget about it.

Question: Why should I?
Guru's answer: Of course not!

Question: What's your point?
Guru's answer: You will have to wait.

Question: Waiting
Guru's answer: You pervert! I see it in your eyes!

Question: Not this sh*t again
Guru's answer: Yes.

Question: No
Guru's answer: Forget about it.

Question: You have anything more useful?
Guru's answer: You will have to wait.

Question: enough with the waiting already
Guru's answer: I'm sorry, I forgot. Try again later.

Question: stupid technology.
Guru's answer: That is not in my hands.

Question: What is?
Guru's answer: It is decidedly so.

Question: ANS..WER...THE..GOD...DAMNED...QUESTION.
Guru's answer: Of course not!

Question: You're such a bastard.
Guru's answer: No. By the way; do you know the game? You just lost it.

Question: who the hell could win this crap?
Guru's answer: I will tell you when you are old enough to hear it.

[The Lost Global Mod]

Question: why is xyz a noob?
Guru's answer: Who knows?

Question: why does he suck?
Guru's answer: Yes - definitely.

Question: yeah
Guru's answer: How comes that you even ask?

Question: i dunno
Guru's answer: Concentrate and ask again.

Question: no?
Guru's answer: You will have to wait.

Question: but i don't wanna?
Guru's answer: Very doubtful.

Question: yes?
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: YES.

Question: ...
Guru's answer: Concentrate and ask again.

Question: i did not ask something
Guru's answer: I'm sorry, I forgot. Try again later.

Question: shut up
Guru's answer: My reply is no.

Question: why?
Guru's answer: Not right now. Maybe later. But only maybe.

Question: what the..
Guru's answer: NO U!

Question: yes me!
Guru's answer: I have my doubts.

Question: me has too
Guru's answer: Outlook good.

Question: noo
Guru's answer: You really do not want to know that.

Question: yes i don't want
Guru's answer: Concentrate and ask again.

Question: i did not?
Guru's answer: Is this supposed to be a question?

Question: no?
Guru's answer: Very doubtful.

Question: just go away
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: YES.

Question: good then do so
Guru's answer: Very doubtful.

Question: bah..
Guru's answer: You retard! You just asked this question!

Question: what the f***
Guru's answer: Don't count on it.

Question: i am going now..
Guru's answer: There are some things that are better be left untold...

Question: see ya
Guru's answer: Are you kidding?

Question: no
Guru's answer: Very doubtful.

[Alectric]

question: do i look pretty?
answer: my answer is no

question: no i didnt
answer: are you kidding?

question: is there such a thing as ghosts?
answer: you'll have to wait

question: what are you?
answer: there are some things better left untold...

question: can i have a hug?
answer: no, by the way, do you know the game? you just lost it

question: why?
answer: you really dont want to know that

question: come on please?
answer: definately no

question: am i awesome?
answer: of course not!

question: you are so hurtfull
answer: most likely

question: can i have?
answer: yes

question: what?
answer: how comes that you even ask?

(btw i got it to work, but only in a new tab, and not in BP's post)

[vandesdelca]

Q: may i killl you?
A: yes

where is this guru ball creator? i want to kill him.

Q: are u smarter than a 5th grader?
A:Not right now,maybe later, but only maybe

Q: are u smarter than ramond?
A: mr reply is, NO

the guru ball are really stupid!

Q: whadya forget? ur a**?
A: as i see it, yes.

[sadbhav]

all of this is thanks to alectric!!

Question: what is 1+1 ?
Guru's answer: Is this supposed to be a question?

Question: yes

Guru's answer: Outlook so so.

Question: idiot
Guru's answer: There are some things that are better be left untold...

Question: WHY IS THAT!!??
Guru's answer: Don't bet on it.

Question: I'll kill you one day
Guru's answer: You may rely on it.

Question: it seems that you ARE as irritating as you are rumoured
Guru's answer: That is not in my hands.

Question: not in your hands? I though everything was in your hands!!!
Guru's answer: Don't count on it.

Question: I am NOT counting
Guru's answer: There are some things that are better be left untold...

Question: hey!
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: NO.

Question: hey! you lost the game!
Guru's answer: Of course not!

Question: EVERYONE HEAR!!! THE 8BALL GURU LOST THE GAME!!!!!
Guru's answer: Not really, only if you're able to do a barrel roll.

Question: wut? that was new....
Guru's answer: There are some things that are better be left untold...

Question: retard....
Guru's answer: It is decidedly so.

Question: IT is Not, YOU are retard
Guru's answer: It is decidedly so.

Question: lets change the topic
Guru's answer: Don't count on it.

Question: Should I kill you creator
Guru's answer: No.

Question: why not?
Guru's answer: Yes, if your parents let you.

Question: ok.....not the answer I expected....
Guru's answer: Are you kidding?

Question: no I am NOT kidding
Guru's answer: Outlook so so.

Question: **takes out a knife and kills Guru**
Guru's answer: Outlook good.

Question: Not AGAIN!!!!
Guru's answer: Is this supposed to be a question?

Question: do you think so?
Guru's answer: Outlook good.

Question: Bye Guru!
Guru's answer: How comes that you even ask?

Question: wut?
Guru's answer: There are some things that are better be left untold...

Question: YOU PERVET!!!!!
Guru's answer: It is decidedly so.

Question: O-M-G!!!! I CAUGHT THEM RED HANDED!!!!!
Guru's answer: As I see it, yes.

Question: WOOTIE!! I WILL BE FAMOUS!!!!
Guru's answer: Outlook bad.

Question: ........
Guru's answer: You really do not want to know that.

Question: you piece of sh*t!!!!
Guru's answer: Outlook so so.

Question: so you're half sh*t?
Guru's answer: That is unlikely.

Question: quater?
Guru's answer: Outlook good.

Question: lol
Guru's answer: Forget about it.

Question: NO! MAKE ME!!!!
Guru's answer: Definitely no.

Question: RAWR!!!!!
Guru's answer: Very doubtful.

Question: I am leaving!!! **slams door**
Guru's answer: Yes.

[Bamboori]

Question: you seem very dump.
Guru's answer: As I see it, yes.

Question: you are giving random answers to me.
Guru's answer: Very doubtful.

Question: wtf? that made sense!
Guru's answer: No. By the way; do you know the game? You just lost it.

Question: lol, i was playing a game?
Guru's answer: You really do not want to know that.

Question: of course i wanna know!
Guru's answer: You will have to wait.

Question: how long?
Guru's answer: Yes.

Question: erm...
Guru's answer: You retard! You just asked this question!

Question: wtf?
Guru's answer: Forget about it.

[vandesdelca]

Q: am i smart?
A: u really do not want to know that.

Q: why don't?
A: that isn't in my hands

Q: so how can u know i don't want it?
A: you pervert. i see it in ur eyes

Q:WTF?
A: u really do not want to know that.

Q: are u a sh*t?
A: you may rely on it.

Q: that's good
A: it is my doubts

Q: what?
A: very doubtful

Q:but u're really a piece of sh*t that trick people
A: i'm sorry, i forgot. try again later.

[no one]

Question: Ok, I think we need to make peace with each other.
Guru's answer: I'm sorry, I forgot. Try again later.

Question: Hey, I just want to be friend here.
Guru's answer: Not right now. Maybe later. But only maybe.

Question: Come on man. Can you stand getting chid all the time?
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: NO.

Question: Ok, then let's start negotiating.
Guru's answer: Forget about it.

Question: STFU and listen.
Guru's answer: Don't bet on it.

Question: OK whether you shut up or I'll do it for you.
Guru's answer: I will tell you when you are old enough to hear it.

Question: I don't need to hear anything.
Guru's answer: Outlook bad.

Question: To hell with all the goddamned negotiation. They don't pay me enough for this sh*t
Guru's answer: Yes.

[KadajNoir]

Ahaha

Question: Should I be more bad a$$ like before?
Answer: You may rely on it.

Alright, time be more bad a$$.

[Silverthorn]

Now read this and learn

Question: Oh, great Guru! Please, tell me how to access your infinite knowledge!
Guru's answer: Enter a Yes/No question and click the submit-button. If you want to keep the question and the corresponding answer, click [copy to collection]. In order to Ctrl+V your stuff in the forums, hit [copy to clipboard]; the collection's data will be retrieved. To clear all fields, click [clear all].

Question: What is the game?
Guru's answer: A game, the sole object of which is to not remember that you are playing it. As soon as you remember that it exists, you have lost and must start again.

Question: What is the answer to everything?
Guru's answer: 42