Ramond's RPG Adventure v2.0

[Drahcir]

I say we go to the item store, buy a few very high quality weapons, then charge the heck back.

Also, how 'bout that ice...thingy?

[SirFrog]

^ Could work, but BP has a point. I didn't think much, just was angry. :P

Ehm, i dunno really what to do...

edit: Alright, i'll go with BP.

[Ramond]

A Reminder, Bamboori and Phil each still have 2 status points left.

Blue Phoenix: We can't give you everything we have, but we can give you something more valuable than our possessions.
Bandit Leader: And that would be?

SirFrog shortly forms his hand to cast a spell, but Blue Phoenix notices quickly enough and holds him back.

Blue Phoenix: We were after a treasure when you picked us up.

The bandit leader now seems to get more interested.

Bandit Leader: Go on.
Blue Phoenix: It is said to contain a lot of gold.
Bandit Leader: How did you find out about it?
Blue Phoenix: Well...
SirFrog: There was this old man in the town called Hell. I reckon you have heard that the village was eliminated completely.
Bandit Leader: True.
SirFrog: When we came to the village, he was sitting peacefully on a bench next to a house. He called us.
Bandit Leader: Why?
SirFrog: Because... as he later said, we looked like adventurers to him.
Blue Phoenix: Oh, I can still remember. He was very old, looked just like about to die.
SirFrog: He asked us if we could do him a favor. Namely finding the treasure, because he was the only one knowing about it.
Bleu Phoenix: He didn't want the chest to be buried forever.
Bandit Leader: This story stinks a bit. Can you show me the exact position on the map?
Blue Phoenix: Sure.

The bandit leader gets a map.

Blue Phoenix: It's... erm...
SirFrog: Right here.

SirFrog points at a place on the map, far, far away from Heaven, Germany and England. He knows that monsters live there, so the bandits probably wouldn't try to get it. Just then he realizes his mistake.

Bandit Leader: Hmm... I have the feeling you're trying to trick us.
Blue Phoenix: It's darn true.
Bandit Leader: You're coming with us.

The bandit leader whispers something into one of the guards' ear. That one nods and goes outside.

Bandit Leader: If we don't find anything there, then I guarantee to cut off your balls and put them into your a**es, and the next time you have to sh*t you'll sh*t onto your balls.
Blue Phoenix: You'll see we're telling the truth.

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Phil: Let's go to the tavern.
Bamboori: Let's check the item shop out first!
Drahcir: We should go back to save them, goddamnit!
Phil: We will... after we've been to the tavern. I have a plan.
Bamboori: Truly?
Phil: Yes.
Drahcir: Let's go and not waste time!

After a while they arrive at the item shop, which ironically is still opened at this time.

Drahcir: ...oh crap.
Phil: What is it?
Drahcir: I think Blue Phoenix was carrying all the money.
Bamboori: ...darn. We could still sell stuff though.

WELCOME TO THE DRUG STORE IN GERMANY
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Small Healing Flask (20): Replenishes 30 HP.
Medium Healing Flask (50): Replenishes 70 HP.
Small Mana Vial (30): Regenerates 20 MP.
Medium Mana Vial (75): Regenerates 50 MP.
Potion of Life (100): Brings a knocked out member back to the fight and replenishes 10% of his max. HP.
Antidote (50): Cures poisoned teammembers.
Magic Needle (50): Removes paralyzation of a single teammember.
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Blue Phoenix, SirFrog and sadbhav are brought into a seperate tent with 3 guards. 2 inside, 1 outside.

Blue Phoenix: What now?
SirFrog: Don't know.

What now?

A) Talk about a random boring topic, hoping to make the guards fall asleep.
B) Talk about an escape plan.
C) Go To Sleep
D) Taunt the guards
E) Your own suggestions...

Book of Knowledge (Bamboori equips stuff; Drug Store added)

It's night-time. (12:43 AM)

[Bamboori]

we go to the tavern, i'd say.
and i put both points to def.
ok, then one on def and one on atk^^

[The Lost Global Mod]

hm.. that is getting complicated.. when bp has the money..
still i would say we go to the tavern..
and btw.. put my points to agility and strength (if i remember correctly)

[Drahcir]

Can we go to the weapon shop and borrow weapons, giving them back plus interest when we're done with them?

[Silverthorn]

Let's try this: talking about a random, boring topic and parallel to that convincing the guards to work on our side. They might be useful if we really travel to that place (also, this might be a first step to incite a riot among the bandits :P). Of course, not directly, just trying to confuse the guards with random crap-talk and then talk about them joining us.

[Ramond]

Ok guys, sorry for not updating this thread so long.

I will update this as soon as BP returns. (Then again, I might JUST be in Italy.)

[SirFrog]

I'll just say i go with BP.

[Ramond]

Blue Phoenix: *yawns* Okay, let's count sheep.
SirFrog: I'm with ya. One.
Blue Phoenix: Two.
sadbhav: Three.
SirFrog: Four.
Blue Phoenix: Five.
sadbhav: Six.
SirFrog: Seven.
Blue Phoenix: Eight!
sadbhav: Nine.
SirFrog: Ten.
Blue Phoenix: Eleven.
sadbhav: Twelve.
SirFrog: Thirteen.
Blue Phoenix: Fourteen.
sadbhav: Fifteen.
SirFrog: Sixteen.
Blue Phoenix: Seventeen.
sadbhav: Eighteen.
SirFrog: Nineteen...
Blue Phoenix: Twenty.
sadbhav: Twentyone.
SirFrog: Twentytwo.
Blue Phoenix: Twentythree.
sadbhav: Twentyfour.
SirFrog: Twentyfive.
Blue Phoenix: Twentysix.

Blue Phoenix notices one of the guards twitching his eyes. He gives the others a wink.

sadbhav: Twentyseven.
SirFrog: Twentyeight.
Blue Phoenix: Twentynine.
sadbhav: Thirty.
SirFrog: Thirtyone.
Blue Phoenix: Thirtytwo.
sadbhav: Thirtythree.
SirFrog: Thirtyfour.
Blue Phoenix: Thirtyfive.

One of the guards sits down.

sadbhav: Thirtysix.
SirFrog: Thirtyseven.
Blue Phoenix: Thirtyeight.
sadbhav: Thirtynine.
SirFrog: Forty.
Blue Phoenix: Fortyone.
sadbhav: Fortytwo.
SirFrog: Fortythree.
Blue Phoenix: Fortyfour.
sadbhav: Fortyfive.
SirFrog: Fortysix.
Blue Phoenix: Fortyseven.
sadbhav: Fortyeight.
SirFrog: Fortynine... bah...
Blue Phoenix: Fifty!
sadbhav: Fiftyone.
SirFrog: Fiftytwo.
Blue Phoenix: Fiftythree.
sadbhav: Fiftyone.
SirFrog: Fiftytwo.
Blue Phoenix: Fiftythree.
sadbhav: Fiftyfour.
SirFrog: Fiftyfive.
Blue Phoenix: Fiftysix.
sadbhav: Fiftyseven.
SirFrog: Fiftyeight...
Blue Phoenix: Fiftynine.

The other guard sits down.

sadbhav: Sixty.
SirFrog: Sixtyone.
Blue Phoenix: Sixtytwo.
sadbhav: Sixtythree.
SirFrog: Sixtyfour.
Blue Phoenix: Sixtyfive.
sadbhav: Sixtysix.
SirFrog: Sixtyseven.
Blue Phoenix: Sixtyeight.
Blue Phoenix: LOL 69
sadbhav: Hey, that was mine!
Blue Phoenix: How many sheep, that could of been a whole farm...
SirFrog: This is not gonna work...
Blue Phoenix: Don't doubt my plans, little frog!
SirFrog: *raged* Don't call me frog!

The guards jump up.

Guard 1: Time for bed, boys.
SirFrog: NO U!
Guard 2: Do we need to help you out?
Blue Phoenix: Froggie, stop it!
SirFrog: RAGE!
Guard 1: ENOUGH!

SirFrog casts Spark on Guard 1.

Blue Phoenix: SIRFROG! HOLD IT!
sadbhav: We have no choice anymore, Phoenix! We need to battle...
Blue Phoenix: Great job, SirFrog! We must battle them and escape in the right moment... before the masses come...

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BATTLE START!

SirFrog, Blue Phoenix, sadbhav

vs.

2x Bandit Guard

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SirFrog - HP: 32/56, MP: 48/63
Blue Phoenix - HP: 24/49, MP: 7/7
sadbhav - HP: 83/105, MP: 1/3

Bandit Guard 1 - HP: ??/??, MP: ?/?
Bandit Guard 2 - HP: ??/??, MP: ?/?

SirFrog is the first one to act with 30 AGI! Choose an action:

Attack: Physically attacks an enemy of your choice.
Special Attack: You can choose between various attacks. All of them have something special. Costs MP.
Spell: You can choose a spell you've learned and cast it. Costs MP.
Item: You can use an item. You can also change your weapon, shield or accessoir, but only one piece at most.
Defend: Increases the chance of avoiding the next attack on you for a round.
Escape: You can escape the battle if everybody else from your team does that and your total AGI is higher than the enemies'.

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The other party should decide what to do next by themselves. Although there might be somebody waiting at the tavern...

Book of Knowledge (Bamboori and Phil stats update)

It's night-time. (12:47 AM)