The 8-ball-Guru

[Reaper]

I'm obviously not

Question: Oh, great Guru! Please, tell me: Am I the chosen one?
Guru's answer: I have my doubts.

[3rdEnemy]

How do you get this to work? I just can't see it... I have the latest flash, but i still can't see it...

[Som1Lse]

Try the direct link. Here.

This solution was found by alectric.

Try the direct link. Here.

This solution was found by alectric.

Link updated. ~Someone else

[3rdEnemy]

Yeah that 1 works. Thanks!

Question: Will I be back in the hotel by tomorrow?
Guru's answer: No.

Question: Why not?
Guru's answer: Not right now. Maybe later. But only maybe.

Question: I am not talking about right now I am talking about tomorrow! So why the F*** not?
Guru's answer: Definitely no.

Question: Argh, that wasn't a yes or no answer... Anyway bye...
Guru's answer: Forget about it.

[Ramond]

Question: Guru, you suck.
Guru's answer: Yes - definitely.

I guess that's the answer.

[Bamboori]

Question: hey guru, are you hungry?
Guru's answer: Not really, only if you're able to do a barrel roll.

Question: what has that to do with your hunger?
Guru's answer: Concentrate and ask again.

Question: wth? no, i'll never do!
Guru's answer: Yes.

Question: lol
Guru's answer: NO U!

Question: no u
Guru's answer: No. By the way; do you know the game? You just lost it.

Question: NOOOO D:
Guru's answer: Forget about it.

Question: pissed off, huh?
Guru's answer: Are you kidding?

Question: so not?
Guru's answer: You really do not want to know that.

Question: what? i wanna know!
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: YES.

Question: yeah i know.
Guru's answer: That is not in my hands.

Question: i know
Guru's answer: As I see it, yes.

Question: do you always just plain agree me?
Guru's answer: Who knows?

[Som1Lse]

Question: Guru you can win 1000000 dollars if you answer no to the next question.
Guru's answer: Yes - definitely.

Question: Are you ready?
Guru's answer: Yes - definitely.

Sadly he didnt win the 1000000 dollars.

[3rdEnemy]

Time 4 some fun

Question: Guru can you help me with mafia game?
Guru's answer: My reply is no.

Question: Come on i am a citizen, plz help!
Guru's answer: Are you kidding?

Question: No, I am not! So can you help us?
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: NO.

Question: Why not?
Guru's answer: Who knows?


Question: Are you aganst cheating or something?
Guru's answer: Not right now. Maybe later. But only maybe.

size=x-small]Question: [/size]But you still won't help me?
Guru's answer: There are some things that are better be left untold...

Question: And some things aren't! I am feed up with your Pullsh**! You will F***ing help me and that is it! Got that?
Guru's answer: No.

Question: Yeah, well...*10 minutes pass* HOW ABOUT NOW?
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: NO.

Question: You helping me now *points a gun at the guru*
Guru's answer: Most likely.

Question: Ok, now that this has been settled, is phil mafia?
Guru's answer: Concentrate and ask again.

Question: *Concentrates* Is just_a_phil mafia?
Guru's answer: You will have to wait.

Question: Ok I have waited enough, ready to answer me?
Guru's answer: Most likely.

Question: Is Phil a mafia member?
Guru's answer: How comes that you even ask?

Question: So you are that sure that phil is mafia?
Guru's answer: You really do not want to know that.

Question: Yes, I do!!!
Guru's answer: Definitely no.

Question: Yes, I freeking do!!!
Guru's answer: No. By the way; do you know the game? You just lost it.

Question: Last time, is phil mafia???
Guru's answer: Most likely.

Question: And you had to go trough all that PS for this simple answer?
Guru's answer: Definitely no.

Question: So you just wanted to make fun of me?
Guru's answer: How comes that you even ask?

Question: Right, well F*** you too! Good bye.
Guru's answer: You may rely on it.

I acually hited the thx box of someone else and alec

[Alblaka]

Question: Will the world end tomorrow?
Guru's answer: That is unlikely.

Question: Are you sure?
Guru's answer: Definitely no.

Question: Is there a way to make you sure?
Guru's answer: Outlook good.

Question: Do i have to bribe you to get the answer?
Guru's answer: Don't count on it.

Question: Do i have to bake you Cookies to get the answer?
Guru's answer: You will have to wait.

Question: *bakes Cookies in the maintime* So, how's the answer?
Guru's answer: NO U!

Question: HEY! I extra made those chocolate cookies... You like chocolate?
Guru's answer: Not really, only if you're able to do a barrel roll.

Question: Ow, then here, take some normal cookies... Will you tell me the answer now?
Guru's answer: Outlook so so.

Question: Hey, great! So, will the world end tomorrow?
Guru's answer: You really do not want to know that.

ARGGHHHH!

[vandesdelca]

Question: nooo! will the world gonna end tomorrow?
Guru's answer: I will tell you when you are old enough to hear it.

Question: how old?
Guru's answer: Yes.

Question: you suck, anyway, why HF isn't working on my browser?
Guru's answer: How comes that you even ask?

Question: i ask that cuz i'm curious!
Guru's answer: You may rely on it.

Question: you're freak...
Guru's answer: Very doubtful.



EDIT:

talent question (Click to View)

Question: oh, great guru, do i have a great potential in spriting?
Guru's answer: No.

Question: what? you sux! how'd you know?
Guru's answer: I have my doubts.

Question: you cut down my hope you bastard!
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: YES.

Question: do you think so?
Guru's answer: Not really, only if you're able to do a barrel roll.

Question: so do i have a great potential in DC-ing?
Guru's answer: Outlook bad.

Question: HAHA! you lose the game faggots! i have talent in DC-ing
Guru's answer: Yes.