The 8-ball-Guru

[vandesdelca]

Question: life answer everything universe answer life eveything universe life answer?
Guru's answer: 42

his brain were screwed up, what's 42 anyway?

[3rdEnemy]

Question: So you are updated?
Guru's answer: Outlook bad.

Question: But BP said he did, wtf?
Guru's answer: Not really, only if you're able to do a barrel roll.

Question: So he just tryed to fool us?
Guru's answer: Most likely.

Question: Okay, thanks!
Guru's answer: My reply is no.

[Ramond]

Question: Help me
Guru's answer: Yes.

Question: Oh, great Guru! Please, tell me how to access your infinite knowledge!
Guru's answer: Enter a Yes/No question and click the submit-button. If you want to keep the question and the corresponding answer, click [copy to collection]. In order to Ctrl+V your stuff in the forums, hit [copy to clipboard]; the collection's data will be retrieved. To clear all fields, click [clear all].

Question: Can I thank you for that?
Guru's answer: Yes - definitely.

Question: Am I bored?
Guru's answer: It is certain.

Question: That's awesome, don't you think?
Guru's answer: Is this supposed to be a question?

[Alblaka]

Question: K, lets see whether you are smart... Ready?
Guru's answer: Who knows?

Question: Uhm, you should know, shouldn't you?
Guru's answer: You really do not want to know that.

Question: Hey,you are going to competete in the quiz of 1 Million $, of course i need to know!
Guru's answer: It is decidedly so.

Question: So... Ready?
Guru's answer: How comes that you even ask?

Question: ARGHHHH! So you are ready? Fine... Lets begin!
Guru's answer: Don't count on it.

Question: What does that mean? Do you think i'm too stupid too compete with you?!
Guru's answer: As I see it, yes.

Question: ò.ó K, then lets fight! Are you called "The 8Ball-Guru"?
Guru's answer: Concentrate and ask again.

Question: THIS IS A darn QUIZ, CANT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT???!!!
Guru's answer: There are things that do not belong in here. Ask this some other idiot.

Question: gnnnnnnn... But if you aren't doing this quiz, you will automatically loose and prove that i'm smarter then you, do you want that?
Guru's answer: I predict a clear "no".

Question: Fine, so next question: Is Neo the Choosen one?
Guru's answer: There are things that do not belong in here. Ask this some other idiot.

Question: Ok, so no film questions... Is Ozeania a country, ruled by Aliens?
Guru's answer: Think about what you just asked. Do you see how stupid it is?

Question: Uhm, yes, sorry... So... Let's make a final question: The answer to the universe, life and everything else is?
Guru's answer: 42

Question: DARN! You beat me... you won, you are smarter... i'm a tiny little bug, compared to you wisdom...
Guru's answer: No matter what you do, it'll always be a yes.

[Vladuss]

Q:Am i a good spriter?
A:As i see, yes

Q:Am i noob?
A:no

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Q:what are you?
A:I'm sorry,i forgot.Try again later

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[Jernemies]

Question: am i gonna be mafia?
Guru's answer: As I see it, yes.

Question: am i gonna be citizen?
Guru's answer: You really do not want to know that.

BTW that direct link isn't updated!

[3rdEnemy]

Question: Hello!
Guru's answer: NO U!

Question: Dude I just said hi, no U???
Guru's answer: Sure thing.

Question: Um, you stupid or something?
Guru's answer: I'm sorry, I forgot. Try again later.

Question: You forgot are you stupid or not?
Guru's answer: I'm sorry, I forgot. Try again later.

Question: You just said that!
Guru's answer: You may rely on it.

Question: Ah whatever
Guru's answer: Don't bet on it.

[vandesdelca]

about movie (Click to View)

Question: is there gonna be "spiderman 4" movie?
Guru's answer: Not really, only if you're able to do a barrel roll.

Question: huh? is my barrel roll really could change a fate?
Guru's answer: Don't count on it.

Question: then why did you say that?
Guru's answer: Forget about it.

Question: ok, ummm... what about twilight? is there gonna be a fifth volume of it?
Guru's answer: Who knows?

Question: stephenie meyer may know...
Guru's answer: Think about what you just asked. Do you see how stupid it is?

Question: its not a question you idiot!
Guru's answer: I'm sorry to tell you this but you are homosexual.

Question: what's your reason to say that?
Guru's answer: My reply is no.

Question: HAHA! you lose damnit!
Guru's answer: I will tell you when you are old enough to hear it.

Question: nah, no need for waiting, you lose!
Guru's answer: No. By the way; do you know the game? You just lost it.

[Som1Lse]

Question: Do you like my background Storm by Night?
Guru's answer: It is decidedly so.

Question: So yes?
Guru's answer: Not really, only if you're able to do a barrel roll.

Question: Can I do a barrel roll?
Guru's answer: Most likely.

Question: Yay you like it.
Guru's answer: Very doubtful.

WTF?

[vandesdelca]

HE don't deny it! (Click to View)

Question: are you a noob?
Guru's answer: A plain "yes" should be enough to answer that question.

Question: lol, at least you don't deny it
Guru's answer: Sure thing.

Question: so i won't trust you anymore, cuz you're a noob
Guru's answer: I have my doubts.

Question: nah, you're right, you're a noob
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: YES.