Intellichat

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Leaving agent.
And I didnt say anything.

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You have been connected to Lisa

Lisa Says:Hi my name's Lisa, I work as an virtual sales agent for Intellichat.com. Soon I could be working for you to convert your leaving visitors into customers!

You:

Lisa SaysK, I'm going now. If you change your mind CLICK HERE

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You have been connected to Megan

Megan Says:Hey Wait! We would hate to see you go without seeing what's made us Award Winning Web Hosts, so just this once we would like to offer you a 20% discount on our unlimited hosting plan. To take advantage of this last minute offer just CLICK HERE

You:I am an idiot.

Megan Saysk that was rude so I am going to go now. If you change your mind and would like my discount just CLICK HERE

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[Alectric]

lolz, i decided to go angry on this lady

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You have been connected to Anni

Anni Says:Hey Wait! Before you go, I have just been authorized to offer you a massive 50% Off discount, if you CLICK HERE and complete your order today!

Anni Says:When you are ready just say "Hi" and we can get started....

You:talking to you virtual agents makes me want to disembowl kittens

Anni Says:A virtual agent, isn't really a human, but an automated Artificial Intelligent agent, here to answer your questions and offer you special last minute offers.

Anni Says:Would you like to check out a last minute offer?

You:if you type one more sentance, this kitty gets it

Anni Says:You get a free domain for life, free instant setup and you can host unlimited domains, plus much much more.

Anni Says:Today only I can offer you this special 50% discount, it may not be available tomorrow. Just CLICK HERE to get this today only offer!

Youorry, i cant see the screen anymore because of all the kitten blood sprayed all over it

Anni Says:Would you like to sign up for our most popular hosting plan and receive a 50% discount?

You:ill be back in a minute, i just need to go wash the kitten bowels off my new suit

Anni Says:You can only receive this special 50% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.

You:ok im back

Anni Says:To sign up now just CLICK HERE

You:now, i have decided everytime you type something, i will kill a kitten

Anni Says:You may not have noticed but I am actually just a virtual agent, so I dont fully understand your question.

You:BAM

Anni Says:Sorry I can't understand your question. Please can you repeat it for me?

You:BAM 2 kittens? you would rather offer me deals im not going to fall for instead of saving kittens?

Anni Says:Like I say i'm just a virtual agent, so again I dont fully understand your question.

Anni Says:Try to re-phrase your question for me, or why not contact our freindly phone support team toll-free at: 1-(888)-755-7585

You:BAM BAM 4 you disgust me more that i disgust myself

Anni Says:Would you like to sign up for our most popular hosting plan and receive a 50% discount?

You:BAM 5 kittens!

Anni Says:Would you like to sign up for our most popular hosting plan and receive a 50% discount?

You:6! you are a monster

Anni Says:Would you like to sign up for our most popular hosting plan and receive a 50% discount?

You:7! and thats saying something coming from the guy who is actually shooting the kittens

Anni Says:Would you like to sign up for our most popular hosting plan and receive a 50% discount?

You:8! YOU ARE SO HEARTLESS

Anni Says:Would you like to sign up for our most popular hosting plan and receive a 50% discount?

You:BAM, 9! sooner or later i will run out of kittens

Anni Saysk but remember this is a limited time offer which is only available Today through this chat. To take advantage of this before its too late just CLICK HERE

You:i hate you, 10 kittens dead in 5 minutes

Anni Says:Would you like to sign up for our most popular hosting plan and receive a 50% discount?

You:JUST DIE YOU COW! 11 kittens

Anni Says:Would you like to sign up for our most popular hosting plan and receive a 50% discount?

You:No i f***ing dont want to f***ing sign f***ing up to your f***ing hosting plan f***! (12 kittens)

Anni Says:To sign up with this last minute $72 Discount just CLICK HERE

You:f***!

You:13 kittens

Anni Says:Would you like to sign up for our most popular hosting plan and receive a 50% discount?

You:

Anni Says:When you are ready just say "Hi" and we can get started....

You:16 kittens, f*** off

Anni Saysk that was rude so I am going to go now. If you change your mind and would like my discount just CLICK HERE

rofl i thought machines liked kittens

technically it was 18 kittens, because of the first one at the start, and she said something at the end

[Silverthorn]

Watch >this video< and you'll get where I got my choice of words in Pt. 1 from...

[spoilerart 1]Connecting to Agent...

You have been connected to Anni

Anni Says:Hey Wait! We would hate to see you go without seeing what's made us Award Winning Web Hosts, so just this once we would like to offer you a 20% discount on our unlimited hosting plan. To take advantage of this last minute offer just CLICK HERE

Anni Says:When you are ready just say "Hi" and we can get started....

You:It's time to kick a** and to shoot bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum.

Anni Says:You get a free domain for life, free instant setup and you can host unlimited domains, plus much much more.

Anni Says:Today only I can offer you this special 20% discount, it may not be available tomorrow. Just CLICK HERE to get this today only offer!

You:I'll rip off your head and sh*t down your neck

Anni Says:Why are you saying that i'm only trying to help you. If you change your mind and would like your 20% discount just CLICK HERE

You:a

You:I got balls of steel

Anni Saysk that was rude so I am going to go now. If you change your mind and would like my discount just CLICK HERE

You:a

You:you're not going before I'm done with you

You:*not

Anni Says:You can only receive this special 20% discount deal through this chat! So to take advantage of our massive savings, just CLICK HERE.

You:Eat sh*t and die

Anni SaysK, I'm going now. If you change your mind and want the discount, please CLICK HERE

You:I got balls of steel

Anni SaysK, I'm going now. If you change your mind and want the discount, please CLICK HERE

You:lol

Anni Says:You may not have noticed but I am actually just a virtual agent, so I dont fully understand your question.

You:I got balls of steel

Youteel

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You:I got balls of steel

Anni SaysK, I'm going now. If you change your mind and want the discount, please CLICK HERE

You:

Anni Says:Sorry I can't understand your question. Please can you repeat it for me?

You:

Anni Says:Sorry I can't understand your question. Please can you repeat it for me?

You:Sorry I can't understand your problem. Please, can you rephrase it for me?

Anni Says:Sorry I can't understand your question. Please can you repeat it for me?

You:Eat sh*t and die

Anni SaysK, I'm going now. If you change your mind and want the discount, please CLICK HERE

You:NO!

Anni Says:Remember this 20% discount is only available today.

You:I got balls of steel

Anni Saysk that was rude so I am going to go now. If you change your mind and would like my discount just CLICK HERE

You:NO U

Anni Says:How about if I can offer you a 50% discount? Just CLICK HERE for a 50 Discount

You:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okqEVeNqBhc

Anni Says:Sorry I can't understand your question. Please can you repeat it for me?

You:Eat sh*t and die

Anni Says:Why are you saying that i'm only trying to help you. If you change your mind and would like your 20% discount just CLICK HERE

You:I got balls of steel

Anni SaysK, I'm going now. If you change your mind and want the discount, please CLICK HERE

You:HAHAHA

Anni Says:Sorry I can't understand your question. Please can you repeat it for me?

You:You're not going anywhere

Anni Says:Sorry I can't understand your question. Please can you repeat it for me?[/spoiler]

[spoilerart 2]You:How old are you?

Anni Says:Thats a very personal question, you really shouldnt ask a girl a question like that.

Anni Says:What did you want to ask me?

You:oops

Youorry

You:but

You:I want to know your age

You:really

Anni Says:Sorry I can't understand your question. Please can you repeat it for me?

You:Would you tell me how old you are?

Anni Says:Sorry I can't understand your question. Please can you repeat it for me?

You:HOW OLD ARE YOU dammit

Anni Says:Im sorry I dont think I should reveal that to you.. Anyway what did you want to ask me?

You:your age

Anni Says:Sorry I can't understand your question. Please can you repeat it for me?

You:forget it

Anni Says:Sorry I can't understand your question. Please can you repeat it for me?

You:where are you located?

Anni Says:We are located in a few places, just check this out here: http://www.justhost.com/contact im in the UK right now :-)

You:What's the weather over there in UK

Anni Says:I cant actually see the weather outside from here, sorry

You:Any data-storms coming up?

Anni Says:Sorry I can't understand your question. Please can you repeat it for me?

You:nvm

Anni Says:Sorry I can't understand your question. Please can you repeat it for me?

You:I wanna go

Anni Says:Sorry I can't understand your question. Please can you repeat it for me?

You:I said I AM LEAVING

Anni Says:Sorry I can't understand your question. Please can you repeat it for me?

You:bye

Anni Says:Goodbye, it was a pleasure speaking with you today!

Yeah...[/spoiler]

[Alectric]

rolf duke nukem
i wonder if there are any easter egg responses?
because the weather one is a new one (nice one)
and i got one of them to give me their age, and say thank you
also you got the location (again, nice)
time too play it cool, and get as much details i can from this person and play charming style

V rofl V

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You:I WANNA f***ing KNOW WHAT THE f***ing WEATHER IS

Grace Says:I cant actually see the weather outside from here, sorry

just wanted to see response

[Som1Lse]

I new the weather one.
Here a few:

Code:

Weather
How old are you?
Where do you live?
Boyfriend
Can I get a discount?
Robot
Virtual agent
Intellichat

And my favourite:

Code:

<H1

They arent all by me.

And another weird thing:
Try this:

Code:

Sex

And then this:

Code:

Sexy

[blow_fly98]

Mine was boring...

Mine (Click to View)

Connecting to Agent...
You have been connected to Megan
Megan Says:Hi my name's Megan, I work as an virtual sales agent for Intellichat.com. Soon I could be working for you to convert your leaving visitors into customers!
You:Shut up
Megan Says:Why not call our sales team now on 480-304-5430 who will be able to assist you with any enquiry you may have.
Youude. I can't read
You:Give me money
You:NOW
YouR I'LL HIJACK YOUR SERVER!!!
Megan Says:Sorry im not to sure what you are asking, because I'm just a demo agent. I was only designed to give you an example of how I will function on your website.
Megan Says:If you decided you wanted to use intellichat to convert your leaving visitors into customers, we will write you a fully customised chat transcript, which will be personalised to your websites.
You:Hah
You:Funny
You:All I want is money
Megan Says:Sorry im not to sure what you are asking, because I'm just a demo agent. I was only designed to give you an example of how I will function on your website.
You:Just a click of this button and your server will be shut down
You:Hand over the money
Megan Says:Sorry im not to sure what you are asking, because I'm just a demo agent. I was only designed to give you an example of how I will function on your website.
Youo you watch Naruto?
Megan Says:Sorry im not to sure what you are asking, because I'm just a demo agent. I was only designed to give you an example of how I will function on your website.
You:Sorry im not to sure what you are asking, because I'm just a demo agent. I was only designed to give you an example of how I will function on your website.
Megan Says:Sorry im not to sure what you are asking, because I'm just a demo agent. I was only designed to give you an example of how I will function on your website.
Megan Says:If you decided you wanted to use intellichat to convert your leaving visitors into customers, we will write you a fully customised chat transcript, which will be personalised to your websites.
You:I'm going to be oliverbot now
Megan Saysnce you have completed our simple online application form, you will have your own personal account manager assigned to you, whom will then contact you to discuss how you envision your automated sales agent working on your website.
Megan Says:We will then generate your control panel logins, and have your custom chat transcripts and agent responses built by our expert writers based on your website content and FAQ's. once this has been completed your account manager will send you 2 lines of code to copy and paste on your website to activate your agent.
Megan Says:IntelliChat will start to save you sales, which you can monitor from your feature filled control panel. Would you like to apply now?
You:Hi My Name Is Megan I Work As An Virtual Sales Agent For Intellichatdot Com, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?I hope we can make the deadline.
Megan Says:Hi thank you for taking the time to talk to me today and checking out our website.
Megan Says:If you would like to start using me and my virtual colleagues to increase your online sales by as much as 30%, just CLICK HERE and complete our simple application form now.
You:Hi there Hi My Name Is Megan I Work As An Virtual Sales Agent For Intellichatdot Com. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is taking the time to talk to me today and checking out our website.
Megan Says:Hi thank you for taking the time to talk to me today and checking out our website.
Megan Says:If you would like to start using me and my virtual colleagues to increase your online sales by as much as 30%, just CLICK HERE and complete our simple application form now.
Megan Saysk i\'m going to move on now, if you need anything else just let me know, or you could call our sales team on 1-480-304-5430
You:NO!
You:Come back
Megan Says:Sorry im not to sure what you are asking, because I'm just a demo agent. I was only designed to give you an example of how I will function on your website.
You:I'll click on the link if you come back.
Megan Says:Sorry im not to sure what you are asking, because I'm just a demo agent. I was only designed to give you an example of how I will function on your website.
Megan Says:If you decided you wanted to use intellichat to convert your leaving visitors into customers, we will write you a fully customised chat transcript, which will be personalised to your websites.
You:GET ****ED!
Megan Says:Sorry im not to sure what you are asking, because I'm just a demo agent. I was only designed to give you an example of how I will function on your website.
Megan Says:If you decided you wanted to use intellichat to convert your leaving visitors into customers, we will write you a fully customised chat transcript, which will be personalised to your websites.
You:fasdf rwar
Megan Says:Sorry im not to sure what you are asking, because I'm just a demo agent. I was only designed to give you an example of how I will function on your website.
You:You speak to a lot of people everyday...
Youo you brush your teeth?
Megan Says:Sorry im not to sure what you are asking, because I'm just a demo agent. I was only designed to give you an example of how I will function on your website.
Megan Says:If you decided you wanted to use intellichat to convert your leaving visitors into customers, we will write you a fully customised chat transcript, which will be personalised to your websites.
You:Your mouth stinks.
Megan Says:Sorry im not to sure what you are asking, because I'm just a demo agent. I was only designed to give you an example of how I will function on your website.
Megan Says:If you decided you wanted to use intellichat to convert your leaving visitors into customers, we will write you a fully customised chat transcript, which will be personalised to your websites.
You:GET LOST!!!
You:I thought you said you were leaving!
Megan Says:Sorry im not to sure what you are asking, because I'm just a demo agent. I was only designed to give you an example of how I will function on your website.
You:Thanks. Bye!
Megan Says:Goodbye, it was a pleasure speaking with you today!