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FML
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11-05-2009, 01:14 PM
Tell your story (or a made-up one) it doesn’t have to real as long as you get the point that you hate your life.
This is just for fun, make sure to say FML at the end of your story (or it won’t count) FML=f*ck my life
A sequence of variables thatre engraved since the beginning of the cosmos is responsible for animating things in reality
11-05-2009, 02:06 PM
I'm waking up.
The sun burns down on me and I'm sweating like hell. I'm slowly getting up, walking a few meters, and sit down on the next street corner. The only things I've got are a little plastic cup and some old, worn-out clothes. I'm asking the people walking by if they have some money for me to buy something to eat. After quite a time I get up again and go to the park. I'm washing myself in the public fountain until a police officer comes by and beats me down. Some teenagers steal my little money while I'm unconscious. I'm waking up. FML.  Anonymous at fmylife.com Wrote:Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had it off. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML Oh my... Bamboori, it's not meant to be THAT sad. 
This is just... too sad.
Why this have to be continued?
I wake up one mourning to find out I have changed genders and im not a virgin any longer.
I don’t remember what happened the last 5 hours but I do however know that someone had raped me last night. The sheets of the covers were all wet and soggy and the urge of vomiting erupted out of my system, also my clothes were missing. I phoned police the following day and within a week or so caught the rapist. I was in fact shock and struck with fear when I found out who it was. The old man who I met at the park 2 years ago we became relatively close friends because he had saved my life before I went to kill myself he reassured that bungee jumping to death was not a nice way to die, anyways my thought to suicide was a whole different story. They had taken him away, I was still unrelieved. I still wondered “how did I suddenly turn into a girl?” The next day I was determined to go and find out, if there was anything to do with what he had done to my body. I later found out when I talked to him that he was really a perverted old wizard who had nothing else on his mind but change young men into women. He also told me that they had captured him under Sector 17 control. They wanted to see how he did his perverted magic on someone. I could not believe what I heard coming from the old man, I rushed home immediately to check out my body for the next couple of days. The day after I had sex with myself FBI swat team came in busted my door and threw me into the back of their vehicle. I don’t know how long but I think they took me to Sector 17 to run experiments and stick tubes into my body. They sent me home after a week or so of humiliation of my whole body. I then found out my boss fired me for not showing up for the past month. I gave up on life lived on the streets, and worked as a female prostitute to earn enough to eat. I never knew how life was so unfair… DOUBLE FML
A sequence of variables thatre engraved since the beginning of the cosmos is responsible for animating things in reality
Man, I love depressing stories.
Why does this have to be continued? Really now... |
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