Wish Granted-With a Twist!

[stence]

you had one till someone kill you before you could mind control him

i wish its a bad day

[Zhyhm.Z]

you had a bad day and it's very very very very very horrible

I wish i had nothing to wish

[sadbhav]

You do but it gets boring for nothing to wish for since you've achieved everything except die so you jump off a cliff and die

I wish I had a few friends in here

[Battle Machine]

A few people offer to be your friend, but they talk about behind your back and spread rumors throughout the community. You are ridiculed.

I wish I had nothing.

[sadbhav]

You do but that something IS something

I wish for a wet cloth

[Battle Machine]

You get a wet cloth, but it quickly dries in the sunlight.

I wish I had one million dollar bills that I can spend, that can't be stolen, destroyed or lost, and are legitimate.

[Hypermodder]

You had them, but you can't open your change purse cause it's made of lava, so you burn your hand if you try to pick a bill!

I wish nothing!

[Zhyhm.Z]

Then u get nothing, but u get something called 'nothing' (I'm so confused *_*)
Anyway, your wish will never come true

I wish i'm master of DCing

[sadbhav]

You are you are just cursed to forget all your skill


I wish all the lf fighters were real (and I am not included in them ANYHOW)

[Hypermodder]

They were, but marti&starski killed them all and transformed their dead bodys into lf2-chars!

I wish I wouldn't wish this wish!