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[Bamboori]

from the "great" lf2 organisation x mod:

you cant say that im bad , cuz there is NOTHING what ive CODED YET

[Simoneon]

That happened sooo fast...! :o

Simon says:
it's 1:10 AM
Blue Phoenix says:
I assume you want to replenish your neural system?
Simon says:
like... I should sleep now
Blue Phoenix says:
as I predicted =P
Simon says:
but nah


And one more... though, I don't want this to be forgotten :P

what does 'lol' really stand for?

It can symbolize a couple of things.

1) commonly used for "laughing out loudly"
2) an emoticon with really long eyes and open mouth
3) a spaceship with two guns
4) a tank from above
5) bizarre way of typing 101
6) a really narrow pong game
7) short form of 'lolly'
8) a tomato stacked into two slices of toast
9) a word filler if you have really nothing to say

Alolectric

[12:25:05 AM] Lauli: do you think the mayas have left us a massage for 2012?
[12:25:13 AM] Simon: yes, they do it right.
[12:25:23 AM] Simon: or left
[12:25:26 AM] Simon: I don't know
[12:25:34 AM] Lauli: they do it for perfect relaskaction for worlds end
totally fresh.

[Divisor]

sorry for offtopic
OMG FACE PALM BUTTON, BEST IDEA YET!

Indeed

[Alblaka]

WARNING! The stuff below is most likely nerd-ish... Don't read if you just like casual web quotes.

Me: What the hell could this stupid graph mean? There should be some relation to the melting point of Plastics...
Classmate: Dunno... Something with molecular mass?
Me: Actually it tells me that the number of molecules is related to the mass of all molecules? This doesn't make any sense, the mass can't change just because some different combinations!
Classmate: May it's the same paradoxon as the last one in math: Infinte + 2 > Infinite

[later]

Me: I got it!
Classmate: Yes?
Me: The graph is telling us, Infinite + 2 has a higher melting point then Infinite!

Me: Hey i got a great idea: 0 * Infinite = 1!
Teacher: No, actually it's 0.
Me: But in the Gaussian distribution we have a graph with the area content 1. But the content of every possible point on the graph is exactly 0. So we have an Infinite ammount of points multiplied by a value of 0 resulting in 1. That's logic, isn't it?
Teacher: Actually i would call it pseudo-logic...

Quotes are slightly edited for lacking memory reasons...

[Divisor]

Spoiler (Click to View)

It is... a cat floating in the air?
Or maybe I'm wrong and it's a koala on a pogo stick.

[Bamboori]

These are nice rhymes,
But you could stop raping about how rich you are and how many b*tches you have.

I actually know how to rap and seein' you rap dude makes my wanna say you should ft. Angel Adam dude.

~RtXaS~

best typo ever

[8obis]

These are nice rhymes,
But you could stop raping about how rich you are and how many b*tches you have.

I actually know how to rap and seein' you rap dude makes my wanna say you should ft. Angel Adam dude.

~RtXaS~

best typo ever

Oh snap i hate my keyboard >.<

~RtXaS~

[Divisor]

From "The End of the World" in Forum Games

Alblaka is doing da maths like a pro, but doesn't know that world ends 21st Dezember 2012.
21.12.12 and NOT 10.10.10
What makes you think it's 10.10.10?!?!?!

Oh god, seriously.

EDIT: Oh god seriously. Thanks Simoneon.
You forgot comma now :/
Like ''Oh god, seriously.'' - Simoneon
EDIT: Oh god, seriously Thanks Simoneon.
You forgot dot now :/
Like ''Oh god, seriously. Thanks Simoneon.'' - Simoneon
EDIT: Oh god, seriously. Thanks Simoneon
You forgot another dot now :/
Like ''Oh god, seriously. Thanks Simoneon.'' - Simoneon
EDIT Oh god, seriously. Thanks Simoneon.
You forgot colon :/
Like ''EDIT: Oh god, seriously.'' - Simoneon
.noenomiS sknahT .ylsuoires ,dog hO :TIDE
You forgot to write in European script :/
Like ''EDIT: Oh god, seriously. Thanks Simoneon.'' - Simoneon
EDIT!!! Oh god!!! Seriously!!! Thanks Simoneon!!!

You guys made me lol for a loong amount of tiem
THIS IS NOT THE END!
Thanks for reminding me - Simoneon
I lol'd too ~ SirFrog

[Alblaka]

So I guess you're one of those C-getters who hang out with loners and geeks? :P <<<Ninja'd
No? - Simoneon

...

So I guess you like to relax at school <<<again Ninja'd
No? - Simoneon

QWERGHQ§$GAW§ZW$%HW$%H!!!!!!!!!

See the full and 100% correct story HERE, post #4 - #8.

[Simoneon]

I just like to pwn BluePhoenix. That's all :P