Drunk Fighting

[snorsorbet]

Your face turns all robotic, and a pair of sunglasses appear on your forehead. Another bullet comes flying towards you, but since you give it a menacing look, the bullet makes an u-turn and you successfully deflect the bullet to headshot the shooter.

1) Give the rest of the crowd a menacing gaze.
2) Build a city below your feet, and populate it with your bright green ants.
3) Give your fist to the nearest bystander. (Not Engrish.)

EDIT@below: Whoa, quadruple-ninja'd
EDT2@thenonexistantpostbelow: Deleted. Whoa.

[SirisRhazael]

Build a city below your feet, and populate it with your bright green ants.
1)You decide to destroy LFE with your god-like power.
2)You decide not to destroy LFE with your god-like power.
3)You decide to kill BluePhoenix and become the Administrator of LFE.

[Simoneon]

D:

[Lauli]

You decide to kill BluePhoenix and become the Administrator of LFE.
But then it all turns out to be some weird shit.

But then...
1) Someone turns on TV and watches Twillight.
2) You want to buy a paint bucket.
3) Alolectric wants to have some fist action too. Harr harr harr ;D

[Gad]

You wanted to buy a bucket, but there are no bucket in the shop.

You can buy:
1) A can of paint
2) A can of pain
3) A can of Alolectric

[SirisRhazael]

I buy a can of Alolectric.
1)Alolectric don't believe that you are the Admin now and you both die in an EPIC battle.
2)Alolectric resurrects BluePhoenix.
3)You decide to make a new forum thread with Alolectric.

[Simoneon]

Alectric resurrects BluePhoenix.

1) BluePhoenix approves
2) You screw everything and kill yourself with the can.
3) Goin' to be a comma.

[Divisor]

2)
You screw everything and kill yourself with the can. The can, however, doesn't want to kill you.

1) You force the can to kill you.
2) You nuke Canada from the orbit.
3) You start throwing eggs into Aleolectric.

[Lauli]

You start throwing eggs into Aleolectric.

1) Screw all this new-city crap with new admin and bla.
2) Screw all this new-admin crap with new city and bla.
3) Screw all this bla crap with new admin and new-city.

[SirisRhazael]

Screw all this bla crap with new admin and new-city.
1)You go home and watch horrors all the night.
2)You destroy new-city.
3)You go back to the beginning of this thread.