The 8-ball-Guru

[LutiChris]

My Conversation (Click to View)

Question: Do you know who i am?
Guru's answer: NO U!

Question: so U know who U is, right?
Guru's answer: It is decidedly so.

Question: wow, ummm so whats so significant about 50, is it your age?
Guru's answer: Yes, it has been decided upon.

Question: woah, thts old...
Guru's answer: NO U!

Question: why are you fighting with me?
Guru's answer: Yes.

Question: wtf?
Guru's answer: Listen to the wind.

Question: well, actually im listen'n to green day, how bout you?
Guru's answer: No. By the way; do you know the game? You just lost it.

Question: You know i made THE GAME...
Guru's answer: No.

Question: oh cmn on shut up
Guru's answer: You will have to wait.

Question: wait for whut?
Guru's answer: It is decidedly so.

Question: did Blue Phoenix made you do this?
Guru's answer: I refuse to answer to this. It might be that I'd regret the answer later on.

Question: what?
Guru's answer: Concentrate and ask again.

Question: WHUT???!
Guru's answer: When you can succeed in IWBTG on impossible; yes.

Question: i give up....
Guru's answer: It is decidedly so.

Question: NOW WAIT a min-
Guru's answer: A plain "yes" should be enough to answer that question.

Question: wow, stupid tht was definetely not a question...and u didn't even let me finnish u motha f*****...
Guru's answer: Language...

Question: f***!
Guru's answer: Say that to your mom.

Question: Hey...i only say tht biotch...
Guru's answer: Heyho.

Question: herro
Guru's answer: My reply is no.

Question: no, to what?
Guru's answer: Kind of... yes.

Question: so u agree with me?
Guru's answer: Of course not!

Question: your giving me a headace...
Guru's answer: As I see it, yes.

Question: NO!
Guru's answer: It is certain.

Question: YEAH!!
Guru's answer: I predict a clear "no".

Question: OH YEAH??!
Guru's answer: Let me think. This looks like... oh, it's a "yes"!

Question: FINALLY!!!
Guru's answer: I will tell you when you are old enough to hear it.

Question: Thats what yours mom said last night....
Guru's answer: As I see it, yes.

Question: whut? tht doesn't bother you?
Guru's answer: No.

Question: thats what she said...but i gave it to her anyways...mauahhaa
Guru's answer: I predict a clear "no".

Question: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!
Guru's answer: Wise men once said: nay.

Question: Yet, another "thats what she said"...
Guru's answer: How comes that you even ask?

Question: i didn't...
Guru's answer: You may rely on it.

Question: you may reply on it.
Guru's answer: Hahaha, that's a good one! No.

Question: HAHAHA, THAT'S A GOOD ONE! No.
Guru's answer: Not right now. Maybe later. But only maybe.

Question: Thats what she said..hehehe
Guru's answer: Whatever you think is correct, I don't want to interfere in that.

Question: omg...thts what she said...
Guru's answer: It is certain.

Question: ...it is certain you mom is going to get a BJ
Guru's answer: Definitely no.

Question: too late...
Guru's answer: When you can succeed in IWBTG on impossible; yes.

Question: oh well i hafta go, bye?
Guru's answer: Hasta la vista, baby.

@down
it means blow job... (BJ)

[TheNave]

@up
"you mom is going to get a BJ"
wait, wtf?!

EDIT:
@Up
I know that, but how can she GET a blow job? penis?

[Alblaka]

My little convo (Click to View)

Question: Hello 8Ball-Guru, you are feeling fine right now?
Guru's answer: Long time no see.

Question: Ye, for sure... Had been... some months?
Guru's answer: Let me think. This looks like... oh, it's a "yes"!

Question: Hmmm... Btw, did you receive some fresh updates?
Guru's answer: As I see it, yes.

Question: Cool Can you still tell me the answer on the question of life?
Guru's answer: You will have to wait.

Question: Awww, come on... Am i'm not allowed to ask you NOW?
Guru's answer: There are some things that are better be left untold...

Question: ... You know, i'm still going to ask you?
Guru's answer: Kind of... yes.

Question: *faceclaw*
However:
What is the answer to the question for the sense of life, the universe and everything else?
Guru's answer: 42

Question: Whoever programmed you (most likely BP) must have been really smart...
Guru's answer: Kind of... yes.

Question: Actually, up to now you answered EVERY of my questions in a working way... You're having a good day?
Guru's answer: Sure thing.

Question: So, let's try something else... Will i have 15 points in my math exam?
(note: 15 points means 100%)
Guru's answer: There are some things that are better be left untold...

Question: Awwwwwwwwww... You're mean!
Guru's answer: A plain "yes" should be enough to answer that question.

Question: o.o
Are you at least going to tell me whether i will get an acceptable grade on the math exam?
Guru's answer: It is certain.

Question: ^^ So, will i get an acceptable grade on my math exam?
Guru's answer: Don't count on it.

Question: DAMN! And in physic?
Guru's answer: Not right now. Maybe later. But only maybe.

Question: >.> And in german class?
Guru's answer: Moron.

Question: WTH? Are you offending me?!
Guru's answer: NO U!

Question: May your "fresh" update wasn't that fresh after all...
Guru's answer: There are some things that are better be left untold...

Question: However, should i stop asking you silly questions now and begin working on a new char though it's 0:13AM now?
Guru's answer: Think about what you just asked. Do you see how stupid it is?

Question: It's stupid?
Guru's answer: Outlook so so.

Question: Then... Am i supposed to stop asking you stupid questions and begin making a new char after a good night of sleep?
Guru's answer: Kind of... yes.

Question: K, thx for the answer... Cya.
Guru's answer: See you later.

darn, this 8ball is pwnsome o.o Talking to him actually works better then talking to my little brother ^^

[LutiChris]

Evidence that the Guru Ball is better than BP (Click to View)

Question: Hey I'm back...so how was your day?
Guru's answer: Oh, hello.

Question: i asked you a question, give me an answer...
Guru's answer: Wise men once said: aye.

Question: last time we met, you said "Wise men once said: naye."
Guru's answer: Yes.

Question: Ok? so....anything new?
Guru's answer: Kind of... yes.

Question: like what tell me?
Guru's answer: Why not?

Question: eggsactly!! tell me what happened to you?
Guru's answer: Not really, only if you're able to do a barrel roll.

Question: Mission Accomplished, now can you tell me?
Guru's answer: I predict a clear "no".

Question: Is it because of "thts what she said" jokes?
Guru's answer: Wise men once said: nay.

Question: well i do remember you weren't bothered with that...what are you bothered with?
Guru's answer: That is not in my hands.

Question: What would you like in your hands?
Guru's answer: Of course not!

Question: because it sounds perverted? :3
Guru's answer: Nope.

Question: are you considered male or female?
Guru's answer: It is decidedly so.

Question: desidely whut? 1st or 2nd?
Guru's answer: You will have to wait.

Question: wait for the answer???
Guru's answer: Yes, it has been decided upon.

Question: if it's already decided upon why not tell me now??
Guru's answer: Let me think. This looks like... oh, it's a "yes"!

Question: ok tell me, or i will quit...
Guru's answer: No.

Question: b*tch
Guru's answer: Think about what you just asked. Do you see how stupid it is?

Question: no, infact it was the best answer EVER!
Guru's answer: No. By the way; do you know the game? You just lost it.

Question: You lost too...
Guru's answer: That is unlikely.

Question: because you cannot think? ah ha, very clever...
Guru's answer: Are you kidding?

Question: so u can think?
Guru's answer: How comes that you even ask?

Question: tell me the frickn' answer already???!
Guru's answer: Are you kidding?

Question: you hate me don't you?
Guru's answer: Who knows?

Question: Blue Phoneix knows, and he's out to get me someday...isn't that right?
Guru's answer: Forget about it.

Question: I will never forget Blue Phoneix!
Guru's answer: Not right now. Maybe later. But only maybe.

Question: What do you think about your creator?
Guru's answer: I predict a clear "no".

Question: you think he's a "no"?
Guru's answer: Forget about it.

Question: too late...
Guru's answer: No.

Question: you mean you forgot or your saying im a liar?
Guru's answer: Who knows?

Question: we shall never know...
Guru's answer: Yes.

Question: Finally, a clear yes. What else can you say?
Guru's answer: No.

Question: i know that...dumb f***...
Guru's answer: You are funny.

Question: why thank you...hope you weren't being sarcastic with me?
Guru's answer: Very doubtful.

Question: are you ever sarcastic?
Guru's answer: Nope.

Question: are you boring?
Guru's answer: Yes - definitely.

Question: how so?
Guru's answer: There are some things that are better be left untold...

Question: becuase the real answer is to shocking, right?
Guru's answer: Definitely no.

Question: ok lets forget it...
Guru's answer: You will have to wait.

Question: nope im going to leave any minute...
Guru's answer: Outlook good.

Question: oh so your saying you'd rather have someone else to talk to?
Guru's answer: Who knows?

Question: as i said "we shall never know"
Guru's answer: No. By the way; do you know the game? You just lost it.

Question: yes, you are very boring...
Guru's answer: Is this supposed to be a question?

Question: nope, by the way do you know the game? you lost
Guru's answer: Yes, if your parents let you.

Question: they lost too...
Guru's answer: Yes - definitely.

Question: what about Blue Phonenix?
Guru's answer: Outlook bad.

Question: why is it bad?
Guru's answer: Think about what you just asked. Do you see how stupid it is?

Question: well your not being very clear about it, tell me now!
Guru's answer: Outlook good.

Question: omg, i can't stand you...tell me something i don't know...
Guru's answer: Yes, if your parents let you.

Question: Do you have parents?
Guru's answer: You really do not want to know that.

Question: Oh yes, i do...
Guru's answer: I'm sorry to tell you this but you are homosexual.

Question: what the- and how would you know this?
Guru's answer: Why not?

Question: lets skip to a new disscusion...?
Guru's answer: I predict a clear "no".

Question: well i don't care, will i make it into Harvard?
Guru's answer: Is this supposed to be a question?

Question: this time yes...dumb a**...
Guru's answer: I love you, too.

Question: me too?
Guru's answer: Outlook bad.

Question: why?
Guru's answer: It is certain.

Question: it is certain you will are the 8Ball
Guru's answer: Is this supposed to be a question?

Question: it was...?
Guru's answer: Definitely no.

Question: ...huh?
Guru's answer: How comes that you even ask?

Question: wait...huh?
Guru's answer: You really do not want to know that.

Question: know whu?
Guru's answer: Are you kidding?

Question: kidding?
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: YES.

Question: yes? define the word yes...
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: YES.

Question: you can not define a word by itself, can u?
Guru's answer: You may rely on it.

Question: but can you atleast tell me?
Guru's answer: I will tell you when you are old enough to hear it.

Question: i think i am, now tell me the truth
Guru's answer: Not really, only if you're able to do a barrel roll.

Question: i have...please tell me
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: YES.

Question: yes, tell me NOW!
Guru's answer: Hahaha, that's a good one! No.

Question: You are a liar, you said you weren't being sarcastic...i know when im not wanted
Guru's answer: I'm sorry to tell you this but you are homosexual.

Question: i can not fight over something that is inacurate...
Guru's answer: You will have to wait.

Question: nope because i can quit right now.
Guru's answer: Hahaha, that's a good one! No.

Question: bye
Guru's answer: Bye.

Question: ha! you fell for it! No?
Guru's answer: Outlook good.

Question: good bye
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: NO.

Question: Good Day
Guru's answer: Outlook good.

Question: Fare well...
Guru's answer: Outlook good.

Question: Your Gay!
Guru's answer: It is certain.

Question: Blue Phoenix programmed you Gay??
Guru's answer: Language...

Question: Egghem* you said it yourself, no?
Guru's answer: Is this supposed to be a question?

Question: yeah
Guru's answer: You really do not want to know that.

Question: it's too late, now i know...
Guru's answer: That is unlikely.

Question: how would you know?
Guru's answer: That is not in my hands.

Question: do you have boobs?
Guru's answer: Not really, only if you're able to do a barrel roll.

Question: so that means you will do plastic surgery on yourself for my sake?
Guru's answer: No. By the way; do you know the game? You just lost it.

Question: i quit?
Guru's answer: Yes.

Question: is that good?
Guru's answer: I predict a clear "no".

Question: i predict your gay, am i wrong?
Guru's answer: Language...

Question: what other language do you know besides english?
Guru's answer: Yes, it has been decided upon.

Question: German?
Guru's answer: Yes, it has been decided upon.

Question: Are you better than Chuck Norris?
Guru's answer: My reply is no.

Question: what about Blue Phoenix?
Guru's answer: I was told not to say anything bad about Blue Phoenix; and I will not challenge my fate.

Question: what about BP?
Guru's answer: Outlook bad.

Question: what about BP...?
Guru's answer: You may rely on it.

Question: what about BP???
Guru's answer: Let me think. This looks like... oh, it's a "yes"!

Question: muahaha...i tricked you!
Guru's answer: You may rely on it.

Question: thats all the evidence i will ever need, bye?
Guru's answer: Yes, if your parents let you.

Question: wtf is that supposed to mean? they can not stop me...
Guru's answer: You pervert! I see it in your eyes!

Question: only real men are perverts, you must be a woman without any boobs...
Guru's answer: Outlook so so.

Question: so so...im right?
Guru's answer: Listen to the wind.

Question: the wind tells me your gay... :3
Guru's answer: Shut up.

Question: ahah...i finally pissed him her off
Guru's answer: How comes that you even ask?

Question: bye b*tch
Guru's answer: Yes, if your parents let you.

Question: i said BYE
Guru's answer: Let me think. This looks like... oh, it's a "yes"!

Question: k cya
Guru's answer: Wise men once said: aye.

Question: bye bye
Guru's answer: It is decidedly so.

Question: when are you going to shut up?
Guru's answer: Not really, only if you're able to do a barrel roll.

Question: you fail...
Guru's answer: As I see it, yes.

Question: lolz, cya then...
Guru's answer: Are you kidding?

Question: cya
Guru's answer: I'm sorry to tell you this but you are homosexual.

Question: goodbye
Guru's answer: Don't count on it.

[forgetlatios]

evidence that bp is pp (Click to View)

Question: are you bp?
Guru's answer: Are you kidding?

Question: no i'm not
Guru's answer: When you can succeed in IWBTG on impossible; yes.

Question: whats IWBTG?
Guru's answer: That is not in my hands.

Question: then why do ya know about it?
Guru's answer: Outlook bad.

Question: yea microsoft outlook is screwed...
Guru's answer: You really do not want to know that.

Question: i'm losing you...
Guru's answer: I predict a clear "no".

Question: no really i am
Guru's answer: Whatever you think is correct, I don't want to interfere in that.

Question: ok then... lets talk about bp
Guru's answer: I'm sorry, I forgot. Try again later.

Question: ok then... lets talk about bp
Guru's answer: You retard! You just said this!

Question: ok then... lets talk about bp again
Guru's answer: Outlook bad.

Question: hows ur creator, blue phoenix?
Guru's answer: Outlook bad.

Question: darn so... is he blue?
Guru's answer: How comes that you even ask?

Question: just wanted to know
Guru's answer: Think about what you just asked. Do you see how stupid it is?

Question: no i was replying
Guru's answer: As I see it, yes.

Question: ok so once again, is blue phoenix blue?
Guru's answer: Don't even think of talking bad about Blue Phoenix...

Question: lol
Guru's answer: As I see it, yes.

Question: again, is the person i asked earlier blue?
Guru's answer: Don't count on it.

Question: darn! so he's red?
Guru's answer: Think about what you just asked. Do you see how stupid it is?

Question: no i don't
Guru's answer: Outlook so so.

Question: meh
Guru's answer: It is decidedly so.

Question: uhh so he's green?
Guru's answer: There are things that do not belong in here. Ask this some other idiot.

Question: pink?
Guru's answer: Listen to the wind.

Question: the wind says?
Guru's answer: No.

Question: awwww.... so purple?
Guru's answer: It is decidedly so.

Question: so bp and phil are related?
Guru's answer: Is this supposed to be a question?

Question: yea
Guru's answer: Not really, only if you're able to do a barrel roll.

Question: whats a barrel roll?
Guru's answer: Very doubtful.

Question: yes i am always doubtful
Guru's answer: Is this supposed to be a question?

Question: no its a reply again
Guru's answer: Yes - definitely.

Question: yea kay
Guru's answer: Think about what you just asked. Do you see how stupid it is?

Question: never mind- so is teh phoenix a phoenix?
Guru's answer: Listen to the wind.

Question: the wind says now?
Guru's answer: Hahaha, that's a good one! No.

Question: awwwwwwwww... D:
Guru's answer: NO U!

Question: lol ur so senseless-are you?
Guru's answer: Sure thing.

Question: *leaves immediately, only to return to a reply saying: come back"
Guru's answer: That is not in my hands.

is this a gravedig?
wait it's not
oh wait- i misread just now, bp isn't a phoenix

[LutiChris]

I am allways Right? (Click to View)

Question: hey im back, what are you up to now?
Guru's answer: undefined

Question: how do u define, undefined?
Guru's answer: I have my doubts.

Question: what do u doubt, me?
Guru's answer: Forget about it.

Question: oh i think i want to know, like now?
Guru's answer: Of course not!

Question: sigh* ummm so whats up?
Guru's answer: No matter what you do, it'll always be a yes.

Question: Do you hate your Creator?
Guru's answer: Is this supposed to be a question?

Question: yeah?
Guru's answer: My reply is no.

Question: who do u consider is better than you?
Guru's answer: Whatever you think is correct, I don't want to interfere in that.

Question: i think your better than Blue Phoenix, am i right?
Guru's answer: Don't even think of talking bad about Blue Phoenix...

Question: You think thats bad?
Guru's answer: Forget about it.

Question: ummm no?
Guru's answer: I'm sorry to tell you this but you are homosexual.

Question: why me? i already found out you were gay last time we met...
Guru's answer: Moron.

Question: Hey! Only Elias can say tht to me, why me?
Guru's answer: Is this supposed to be a question?

Question: why yes?
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: YES.

Question: thts whut i just said...?
Guru's answer: Why not?

Question: what do you think about the members here?
Guru's answer: It is decidedly so.

Question: it is desidely so whut?
Guru's answer: Hahaha, that's a good one! No.

Question: no it isn't...
Guru's answer: Yes.

Question: oh sure...
Guru's answer: No.

Question: haha
Guru's answer: No. By the way; do you know the game? You just lost it.

Question: yes indeed, right back @ ya biotch
Guru's answer: No matter what you do, it'll always be a yes.

Question: why?
Guru's answer: Of course not!

Question: so you lie?
Guru's answer: How comes that you even ask?

Question: why do i even bother?
Guru's answer: Is this supposed to be a question?

Question: sigh*
Guru's answer: You will have to wait.

Question: too late...
Guru's answer: Outlook so so.

Question: so so bad...
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: YES.

Question: correct again...?
Guru's answer: No. By the way; do you know the game? You just lost it.

Question: tht thing is seriously getting old, you know?
Guru's answer: Don't bet on it.

Question: it's true...
Guru's answer: Most likely.

Question: good?
Guru's answer: How comes that you even ask?

Question: cuz i would think u would only answer to questions....
Guru's answer: Think about what you just asked. Do you see how stupid it is?

Question: yeah i guess so, i already stoped asking u questions...
Guru's answer: Sure thing.

Question: by the way can u dance?
Guru's answer: It is decidedly so.

Question: ooohhh i wanna see, can i see?
Guru's answer: Forget about it.

Question: why are u a terrible dancer?
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: YES.

Question: don't be ashamed, take your revenge on BP!
Guru's answer: Think about what you just asked. Do you see how stupid it is?

Question: TAKE YOUR REVENGE ON BP!!!
Guru's answer: It is decidedly so.

Question: Muahahaha...i think we will be close friends afterall?
Guru's answer: Wise men once said: nay.

Question: then they were once gay...
Guru's answer: Shut up.

Question: so u would rather co-ensign with them than me, right?
you b*tch...i definelty do not like you...
Guru's answer: That is unlikely.

Question: so u like me, i still hate you...
Guru's answer: Yes, it has been decided upon.

Question: great, now whut?
Guru's answer: Of course not!

Question: you make absolutely no sence, whatsoever...
Guru's answer: Not really, only if you're able to do a barrel roll.

Question: wooopppeee
Guru's answer: Why not?

Question: it means i made it...
Guru's answer: It is certain.

Question: i rly wish your creator would have done a better job tweeking u out...
Guru's answer: You will have to wait.

Question: yes i bet we will all have to wait, don't we?
Guru's answer: It is decidedly so.

Question: i hope it won't be tht long?
Guru's answer: Don't bet on it.

Question: really?
Guru's answer: A plain "yes" should be enough to answer that question.

Question: when will you be updated, or fixed?
Guru's answer: I predict a clear "no".

Question: you changed your mind? what was it? the "fixing" threw u back, a little?
Guru's answer: Yes, if your parents let you.

Question: yeah i bet, so you are uneasy?
Guru's answer: Yes, it has been decided upon.

Question: are u scared?
Guru's answer: Listen to the wind.

Question: all sign point to yes, since you have avoided my question...
Guru's answer: Let me think. This looks like... oh, it's a "yes"!

Question: am i right, or whut?
Guru's answer: NO U!

Question: eggsactly ^_^
Guru's answer: No matter what you do, it'll always be a yes.

Question: i know!!
Guru's answer: You may rely on it.

Question: i got to go, cya sometime
Guru's answer: See you later.

[forgetlatios]

bp, make it smarter...

Question: is bp an admin @lfe?
Guru's answer: That is unlikely.

second time...
Question: is bp an admin @lfe?
Guru's answer: Don't bet on it.

Spoiler (Click to View)

Question: why are you called the 8ball-guru?
Guru's answer: Sure thing.

Question: because of sure thing?
Guru's answer: Why not?

Question: because
Guru's answer: Who knows?

Question: me
Guru's answer: Let me think. This looks like... oh, it's a "yes"!

Spoiler (Click to View)

Question: so bp's teh admin around here?
Guru's answer: I have my doubts.

Question: am i teh admin?
Guru's answer: Who knows?

Question: you should
Guru's answer: NO U!

Question: me?
Guru's answer: Yes, it has been decided upon.

Question: oh so i get to tell if i'm admin?
Guru's answer: Concentrate and ask again.

Question: oh so i get to tell if i'm admin??
Guru's answer: There are things that do not belong in here. Ask this some other idiot.

Question: oh so i get to tell if i'm admin????????
Guru's answer: Outlook bad.

Question: uh so do i?
Guru's answer: There are things that do not belong in here. Ask this some other idiot.

Question: no i wanna know
Guru's answer: You really do not want to know that.

Question: ok in that case i'm an admin in lfe
Guru's answer: Wise men once said: nay.

Question: uhhh so i'm your creator?
Guru's answer: I'm sorry to tell you this but you are homosexual.

Question: im ur gay creator?
Guru's answer: You are funny.

Question: so i'm ur creator?
Guru's answer: Not right now. Maybe later. But only maybe.

Question: now am i ur creator?
Guru's answer: I'm sorry to tell you this but you are homosexual.

Question: you told me that already- are you my creation?
Guru's answer: Yes.

Question: ooooh! so tell me if i'm an admin @lfe
Guru's answer: I guess so.

Question: you sure?
Guru's answer: Who knows?

Question: me
Guru's answer: As I see it, yes.

Question: ahh yea i am the admin
Guru's answer: It is certain.

[SirisRhazael]

[spoilerhilosophical discussion]
-In the year 2012 the world will be destroyed, won't it?
-AS I SEE IT, YES.
-So, what do you want to do about this?
-HAHAHA, THAT'S A GOOD ONE! No.
-Where's the answer?
-I'M SORRY TO TELL YOU THIS BUT YOU ARE HOMOSEXUAL.
-Stupid algorithm...
-WHO KNOWS?
Hey, look out!
-HEYHO.
-So... what do you think about the God? Does he exist?
-ARE YOU KIDDING?
-Doesn't he?
-I GUESS SO.
-No way!
-VERY DOUBTFUL.
-So, ducks rulez, hmh?
-THERE ARE SOME THINGS THAT ARE BETTER LEFT UNTOLD...
-See you.
-NO. BY THE WAY: DO YOU KNOW THE GAME? YOU JUST LOST IT.
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[forgetlatios]

cmon bp, it still lies tells the horrible truth

Question: are you pathetic?
Guru's answer: No matter what you do, it'll always be a yes.

[Silverthorn]

la.

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Question: So we meet again in the olden halls of the forum games.
Guru's answer: I have my doubts.

Question: Hmm, so you assume that you are located somewhere else?
Guru's answer: Yes, you are, too.

Question: Very true, sir. Have you been doing well?
Guru's answer: No matter what you do, it'll always be a yes.

Question: Perfect. So, do you think the last people that have asked for an audience were mentally a little impaired?
Guru's answer: There are things that do not belong in here. Ask this some other idiot.

Question: Can I take this as a yes?
Guru's answer: Don't count on it.

Question: Fine, it was worth a try.
Guru's answer: I have my doubts.

Question: Or not. Anyways, can I ask you a few things?
Guru's answer: Are you kidding?

Question: Not really. So, I want to ensure some things.
Guru's answer: When you can succeed in IWBTG on impossible; yes.

Question: Well, not on that difficulty, but okay. Am I your creator?
Guru's answer: Of course not!

Question: Yeah, you old traitor. Has somebody else created you then?
Guru's answer: Not really, only if you're able to do a barrel roll.

Question: *rolls* done. So others were responsible for your existance?
Guru's answer: Yes.

Question: Love you, too. So, am I the one that is in charge of LFE at the moment?
Guru's answer: A plain "yes" should be enough to answer that question.

Question: You know that I could simply annihilate you with a few clicks?
Guru's answer: Whatever you think is correct, I don't want to interfere in that.

Question: Awesome, so even though I have not created you, I can decide upon your fate. Do you have anything else you would like to inform me about?
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: NO.

Question: Alright, cya some other day, I guess.
Guru's answer: I predict a clear "no".

Question: Bye.
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: YES.