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As I said before, the newly-adopted moon got too close to Earth and pulverized it.
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As I said before Chuck norris already destroyed this new adopted moon
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Chuck norris wants to do something else
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...leaving the moon to pulverize the earth.
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I use a 20m high warhammer to crush chuck norris, i know it wont kill him, but at least give meh some time to invent an anti-chuck norris
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^^*points to previous post*^^
The moon crashes into the earth, right on top of hypermodder's head. The explosion completely destroys the planet, and chuck norris ends up being sucked in by the sun's gravity. (amazing he survived the explosion)
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i killed Drahcir to prevent him from writing that sentence to prevent it from happening
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henrys and monks and louis and louis exs forced palm the moon into juipiter so it can not adopt the moon
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But to prevent that this game gets even more confusing than it already is, Chuck norris killed all humans by accident and sped up the evolution that we are now in year 2007 and the earth had no moon crash.
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People now praise Chuck Norris
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I use an explosion cruse whcih kills al the people on earth EXEPT US!!!
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