Ramond's RPG Adventure v2.0

[Ramond]

SirFrog: Come on guys, we've wasted a lot of time here already. There's nothing.
Blue Phoenix: True. Our primary destination should still be snorbet kingdom. But I'd say let's try to get back to Heaven.
Bamboori: What for?
Blue Phoenix: Spider Leg tell you anything? It's starting to smell rotten. *vomits*
SirFrog: I propose asking around in England. Maybe somebody knows of an alternate way back.
Bamboori: It's agreed!

Shortly after they start moving, SirFrog intercepts the walk.

SirFrog: Wait!
Blue Phoenix: What?
SirFrog: Holy crap, I completely forgot. We're wanted by the bandits there.
Bamboori: But we took down their leader and then they didn't look for us anymore... or did they?
snorsorbet: Well, I guess we'll just need to risk that.

And the group leaves the little sleepy town towards England. After a little while they see wads of smoke rising into the sky.

Blue Phoenix: What the heck is that...

After a few dozen more minutes towards the village, they sense chaos ensuing. Shortly before they enter England, they can already smell the smoke... fresh smoke.

Blue Phoenix: What the HOLIEST sh*t on earth is that?!

The group hurries into the city centre and see many buildings engulfed in a horrendous fire. Masses of people are fighting each other with weapons, tools and throwing fruits.

Bamboori: What is this I don't even
Blue Phoenix: And you shouldn't even! We shouldn't get caught in this riot-

A tomato hits Blue Phoenix in the face.

Blue Phoenix: That's it! WHO WAS THAT?!
SirFrog: No, Phoenix! Don't-

SirFrog tries to hold Blue Phoenix back, but he rages into the chaotic battle, using non-lethal force.

SirFrog: I feel like facepalming.
Nave: We should seriously get going. Blue Phoenix, stop acting so childish!
SirFrog: Actually, I think this is serious.

Blue Phoenix returns to the group after somebody smeared applesauce onto his face.

Phil: Meoow meow!
snorsorbet: Translation: We need to stay focused!
Simon: He's right. We need to do something about this!
SirFrog: No, it'd cost too much time. And we can't do anything about it!
Blue Phoenix: We'll see...
Bamboori: I guess we can't ask anybody anymore...?

The group looks around.
Simon sees an empty lane leading south without any people battling. Blue Phoenix spots a probably pregnant woman who is attacked by four bandits. SirFrog discovers that the tavern is on fire. Nave senses more danger in the northern and eastern parts of the city centre. Bamboori notices that a group of dozen villagers with a variety of tools and torches in their hands is gazing at them and not looking very happy or satisfied; rather vengeful.

Blue Phoenix: I seriously wonder what has happened here the last two hours.

...what to do? Waiting may cost you.

Book of Knowledge

(Hints of Interest: -)

Bamboori - HP: 97/97, MP: 7/7 (Arrows: magic 1, normal 13)
SirFrog - HP: 76/76, MP: 101/101
Blue Phoenix - HP: 67/67, MP: 9/9
Nave - HP: 79/79, MP: 90/90
snorsorbet - HP: 83/83, MP: 50/50
Phil - HP: 63/63, MP: 5/5
Simon - HP: 82/82, MP: 2/2

LFE Kingdom (Click to View)

(obviously made by Blue Phoenix)

It's dawn. (8:45 AM)
The sun's first rays of light fill the outside with color and life.