Joke Of the Day

[Jernemies]

Three guys were prowling sands of a desert, and they were thirsty. suddenly they saw an oasis. they went there and saw an empty pool with a diving board. "it's magic", said a person who had suddenly appeared behind the guys. "if you jump in, and say out loud where do you want to land in, it will fill with it. give it a try, i'll let you try once." said and done, the first guy climbed on, jumped, and said "coca-cola", and landed in coca-cola. the second guy jumped, and said "chocolate", and landed in soft chocolate. the third guy also wanted to try, and climbed aboard. just when he was about to jump, he slipped down, and screamed "oh sh*t!".