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Bamboori (65 ATK) attacks Butch (?? DEF)! (HIT Roll: 15, DMG Roll: 9, CRI Roll: 10)
He deals 46 critical physical damage!
Butch (?? ATK) attacks Bamboori (41 DEF)! (HIT Roll: 13, DMG Roll: 5)
He deals 38 physical damage!
Bamboori is down!
Simon: Well, guys, you put up a good fight... except Nave
Nave: Oh shut up already.
Sparksy: *pants* I see you've improved. Not bad.
Butch: For a moment there I thought you could have had us. After Sparksy went down...
Sparksy: Come on, now, Butch, we're the unbeatable duo! *laughs* Anyhow, let's have some bread and wine water.
SirFrog: I'll light up a fire.
And so the whole group sits around a campfire in the middle of the day. They share a few epic stories about legendary adventurers and their destiny.
Sparksy: Oh, by the way. Have you by chance split up with your paladin?
Simon: Our paladin?
SirFrog: Yeh, Drahcir was his name. He was lured into a trap by some bandits back in England. Damn, I kinda miss him. He paid his life for our escape, and we don't even know what's happened to him.
Simon: Drahcir?
Blue Phoenix: Yep, it happened shortly before you met us in the tavern.
Sparksy: Then I might be able to help you. Me and Butch have been around at a few places this morning, and we've actually recognized his face, or at least we thought we did. I would've thought he'd actually be with you in the group, so I discarded the possibility that it actually was him. Now I'm actually pretty sure it must have been him.
Bamboori: Really? *jumps up*
Sparksy: Relax. He's not in any immediate danger, although you might be able to miss him if you don't hurry.
Blue Phoenix: Can you tell us more? Where is he, and what is he doing?
Butch: You won't like it. We've spotted him in a town named Laneesh. But not as a free man. He was among others in a line-up at a slave market.
SirFrog: So that's it! Those bandits sold him... for a bunch of money, I'd bet.
Blue Phoenix: Have you talked to him?
Sparksy: No, slaves aren't allowed to be spoken to when on the market, and we didn't want to draw attention. Furthermore, we were already behind schedule, and as has been said, we weren't sure it was him at all.
snorsorbet: Wait, you guys have a schedule? I thought you were adventurers.
Butch: *laughs* Yeah, but Sparksy really knows what he's doing. He's got his contacts and also needs to complete missions in a certain timeframe. So we need to move around quickly.
Sparksy: But right now, we can't afford not to have a good talk and brunch with... old colleagues of ours. *grins*
Nave: We get it. Say, how was his status? Was he hurt?
Sparksy: He had a few scars and bruises, but I think he was very competent otherwise.
Bamboori: Okay, and how do we get to Laneesh?
Butch: Go back to Norway, then just follow the path heading towards England, but take the first left. That path leads you directly to Laneesh.
SirFrog: Thanks. Well, I think we should get going then. An old friend needs our help.
Blue Phoenix: Yep. Let's roll!
Sparksy: Also, that's a nice cat you got there. What's his name?
snorsorbet: Oh, you wouldn't understand.
Sparksy: Try me.
snorsorbet: Пурпурныйкошка.
Sparksy: Purplecat?
snorsorbet: ...yes, that's the direct translation. How'd you know?
Sparksy: I've studied the language of snorbets back in my younger times. So, I conclude you're both snorbets, then?
snorsorbet: Yeah, we are, in fact.
Blue Phoenix: Well then, here our paths split again. But I bet we'll meet again someday.
Butch: You can count on that.
Sparksy: Call us Sparksy...
Butch: ...and Butch.
Sparksy: The unbeatable duo.
Butch: We're looking out for numero uno.
Sparksy: When you cross the line... your nuts are mine.
Butch: Sparksy...
Sparksy: ...and Butch.
Butch: The unbeatable duo.
Sparksy: See ya!
And the duo disappears in a flash.
Nave: Guess they're even further behind schedule now. Haha!
snorsorbet: I don't really trust them, but he knows about the snorbets.
Blue Phoenix: Is that a good sign?
snorsorbet: It might be.
Purplecat: Meow!
Blue Phoenix: Let's roll.
Bamboori gains 154 EXP.
Nave gains 122 EXP.
Your Quest Logbook has been updated!
Where to go? (Check map; your current position is the Norway Den cave.)
Book of Knowledge
(Hints of Interest: -
Stat poins left: -
Skill points left: -)
Bamboori - HP: 104/104-38, MP: 8/8 (Arrows: magic 0, normal 33)
SirFrog - HP: 82/82, MP: 115/115
Blue Phoenix - HP: 75/75, MP: 10/10
Nave - HP: 85/85, MP: 103/103
snorsorbet - HP: 97/97, MP: 57/57
Пурпурныйкошка (Purplecat - Phil) - HP: 83/83, MP: 8/8
Simon - HP: 89/89, MP: 3/3
Gold coins: 583
It's midday. (1:27 PM)
The sun is brilliantly hovering high in the sky.
(in honor to Phil, whose RPG char I now renamed)
(also thanks to Nave for the new name)
He deals 46 critical physical damage!
Butch (?? ATK) attacks Bamboori (41 DEF)! (HIT Roll: 13, DMG Roll: 5)
He deals 38 physical damage!
Bamboori is down!
Simon: Well, guys, you put up a good fight... except Nave
Nave: Oh shut up already.
Sparksy: *pants* I see you've improved. Not bad.
Butch: For a moment there I thought you could have had us. After Sparksy went down...
Sparksy: Come on, now, Butch, we're the unbeatable duo! *laughs* Anyhow, let's have some bread and wine water.
SirFrog: I'll light up a fire.
And so the whole group sits around a campfire in the middle of the day. They share a few epic stories about legendary adventurers and their destiny.
Sparksy: Oh, by the way. Have you by chance split up with your paladin?
Simon: Our paladin?
SirFrog: Yeh, Drahcir was his name. He was lured into a trap by some bandits back in England. Damn, I kinda miss him. He paid his life for our escape, and we don't even know what's happened to him.
Simon: Drahcir?
Blue Phoenix: Yep, it happened shortly before you met us in the tavern.
Sparksy: Then I might be able to help you. Me and Butch have been around at a few places this morning, and we've actually recognized his face, or at least we thought we did. I would've thought he'd actually be with you in the group, so I discarded the possibility that it actually was him. Now I'm actually pretty sure it must have been him.
Bamboori: Really? *jumps up*
Sparksy: Relax. He's not in any immediate danger, although you might be able to miss him if you don't hurry.
Blue Phoenix: Can you tell us more? Where is he, and what is he doing?
Butch: You won't like it. We've spotted him in a town named Laneesh. But not as a free man. He was among others in a line-up at a slave market.
SirFrog: So that's it! Those bandits sold him... for a bunch of money, I'd bet.
Blue Phoenix: Have you talked to him?
Sparksy: No, slaves aren't allowed to be spoken to when on the market, and we didn't want to draw attention. Furthermore, we were already behind schedule, and as has been said, we weren't sure it was him at all.
snorsorbet: Wait, you guys have a schedule? I thought you were adventurers.
Butch: *laughs* Yeah, but Sparksy really knows what he's doing. He's got his contacts and also needs to complete missions in a certain timeframe. So we need to move around quickly.
Sparksy: But right now, we can't afford not to have a good talk and brunch with... old colleagues of ours. *grins*
Nave: We get it. Say, how was his status? Was he hurt?
Sparksy: He had a few scars and bruises, but I think he was very competent otherwise.
Bamboori: Okay, and how do we get to Laneesh?
Butch: Go back to Norway, then just follow the path heading towards England, but take the first left. That path leads you directly to Laneesh.
SirFrog: Thanks. Well, I think we should get going then. An old friend needs our help.
Blue Phoenix: Yep. Let's roll!
Sparksy: Also, that's a nice cat you got there. What's his name?
snorsorbet: Oh, you wouldn't understand.
Sparksy: Try me.
snorsorbet: Пурпурныйкошка.
Sparksy: Purplecat?
snorsorbet: ...yes, that's the direct translation. How'd you know?
Sparksy: I've studied the language of snorbets back in my younger times. So, I conclude you're both snorbets, then?
snorsorbet: Yeah, we are, in fact.
Blue Phoenix: Well then, here our paths split again. But I bet we'll meet again someday.
Butch: You can count on that.
Sparksy: Call us Sparksy...
Butch: ...and Butch.
Sparksy: The unbeatable duo.
Butch: We're looking out for numero uno.
Sparksy: When you cross the line... your nuts are mine.
Butch: Sparksy...
Sparksy: ...and Butch.
Butch: The unbeatable duo.
Sparksy: See ya!
And the duo disappears in a flash.
Nave: Guess they're even further behind schedule now. Haha!
snorsorbet: I don't really trust them, but he knows about the snorbets.
Blue Phoenix: Is that a good sign?
snorsorbet: It might be.
Purplecat: Meow!
Blue Phoenix: Let's roll.
Bamboori gains 154 EXP.
Nave gains 122 EXP.
Your Quest Logbook has been updated!
Where to go? (Check map; your current position is the Norway Den cave.)
Book of Knowledge
(Hints of Interest: -
Stat poins left: -
Skill points left: -)
Bamboori - HP: 104/104-38, MP: 8/8 (Arrows: magic 0, normal 33)
SirFrog - HP: 82/82, MP: 115/115
Blue Phoenix - HP: 75/75, MP: 10/10
Nave - HP: 85/85, MP: 103/103
snorsorbet - HP: 97/97, MP: 57/57
Пурпурныйкошка (Purplecat - Phil) - HP: 83/83, MP: 8/8
Simon - HP: 89/89, MP: 3/3
Gold coins: 583
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It's midday. (1:27 PM)
The sun is brilliantly hovering high in the sky.
(in honor to Phil, whose RPG char I now renamed)
(also thanks to Nave for the new name)
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