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09-09-2008, 04:12 PM

oh, we should limit ourselves to our own jokes? kayz, let's think...

According to Physics, you'd have an infinite weight at the speed of light and thus not able to accelerate anymore. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris doesn't care a darn thing about Physics, so he is able to move faster than light.

Oh, I just have to link this, it is the epic awesomeness

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Chuck Norris jokes - by Zabobula - 09-07-2008, 11:17 PM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by sadbhav - 09-08-2008, 08:01 AM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by Scorpion - 09-08-2008, 11:25 AM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by Zanshin - 09-08-2008, 11:32 AM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by ~Dome~ - 09-08-2008, 11:50 AM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by Silverthorn - 09-08-2008, 01:08 PM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by sadbhav - 09-09-2008, 09:39 AM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by Azriel - 09-09-2008, 09:55 AM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by Zabobula - 09-09-2008, 11:26 AM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by sadbhav - 09-09-2008, 12:05 PM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by Lauli - 09-09-2008, 12:18 PM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by Silverthorn - 09-09-2008, 12:24 PM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by sadbhav - 09-09-2008, 12:31 PM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by Lauli - 09-09-2008, 12:36 PM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by Zabobula - 09-09-2008, 02:12 PM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by Silverthorn - 09-09-2008, 04:12 PM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by Zabobula - 09-10-2008, 02:29 AM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by sadbhav - 09-10-2008, 10:38 AM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by Zabobula - 09-11-2008, 02:20 AM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by sadbhav - 09-11-2008, 09:41 AM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by Zabobula - 09-11-2008, 03:56 PM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by Hypermodder - 09-11-2008, 03:26 PM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by sadbhav - 09-12-2008, 10:29 AM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by Zabobula - 09-12-2008, 01:16 PM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by Hypermodder - 09-13-2008, 01:25 AM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by Scorpion - 09-13-2008, 11:58 AM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by Silverthorn - 09-13-2008, 02:17 PM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by Zabobula - 09-14-2008, 06:38 PM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by sadbhav - 09-15-2008, 11:18 AM

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RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by sadbhav - 09-17-2008, 10:57 AM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by Zabobula - 09-17-2008, 07:10 PM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by sadbhav - 09-18-2008, 10:19 AM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by Zabobula - 09-18-2008, 01:42 PM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by sadbhav - 09-19-2008, 10:26 AM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by Zabobula - 09-19-2008, 11:53 PM

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RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by Zabobula - 09-20-2008, 07:00 PM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by Drahcir - 09-20-2008, 07:24 PM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by Zabobula - 09-20-2008, 07:53 PM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by Drahcir - 09-21-2008, 01:05 AM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by Zabobula - 09-21-2008, 04:30 AM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by sadbhav - 09-22-2008, 06:09 AM

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RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by sadbhav - 09-25-2008, 06:12 AM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by Zabobula - 09-25-2008, 02:10 PM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by sadbhav - 09-26-2008, 07:33 AM

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RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by Gad - 09-27-2008, 03:12 PM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by Silverthorn - 09-27-2008, 04:12 PM

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RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by Drahcir - 09-27-2008, 06:13 PM

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RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by Zabobula - 09-28-2008, 12:35 AM

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RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by sadbhav - 10-02-2008, 08:52 AM

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RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by Zabobula - 10-02-2008, 05:24 PM

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RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by Handertaker - 10-03-2008, 04:50 PM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by Zabobula - 10-04-2008, 10:19 PM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by Drahcir - 10-04-2008, 10:38 PM

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RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by Handertaker - 10-05-2008, 05:42 PM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by Zabobula - 10-05-2008, 11:50 PM

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RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by Silverthorn - 10-07-2008, 01:10 PM

RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by Zabobula - 10-09-2008, 07:40 PM

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RE: Chuck Norris jokes - by Zabobula - 11-03-2008, 12:31 AM

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