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Once upon a time there was some crazy dude who fell into a pit and died.
And the worst part about it, he left the oven on and burned his waffles.
Since no one cared about him or his waffles, the house burned down due to the explosion in the bathroom. (that's where he keeps his oven)
A villager happened to walk by and found the crazy dude lying in the pit. He also noticed that the house was on fire.
To take advantage of the situation, he pulled out his phone and took a picture.
Unfortunately, his phone turned into a light bulb.
Outraged by this discovery, he threw his pesky bulb inside the fire and caused yet another miraculous explosion.
And the rest of the house came tumbling down on the crazy dead dude.
The crazy dead dude happened to be the clown of Ireland who was known for being crazy.
He lost his job because he was just way too crazy. To pay off his rent he sold his wife and kids to a local merchant.
Instead of paying the rent he decided to buy some waffles and an oven to match his wall decorations in his bathroom.
Because he sold his wife and kids he became lonely. So with the left over money he had, he bought himself a duck.
This duck did not like this crazy dude because he would chase him around the front lawn.
So late last night, the duck came up with a simple plan. He would dig a hole right next to the front door.
So when the crazy dude woke up (to take his mourning commute to his out house), he would fall straight into the pit and die a lonely crazy death.
No one would come to his rescue because they just didn't care about that crazy dead dude.The duck's expression gave birth to a happy smile.
So to conclude the happy story of the duck, both he and the villager ate some lovely crazy dude and lived happily ever after with the merchant and his kids.
The
End
And the worst part about it, he left the oven on and burned his waffles.
Since no one cared about him or his waffles, the house burned down due to the explosion in the bathroom. (that's where he keeps his oven)
A villager happened to walk by and found the crazy dude lying in the pit. He also noticed that the house was on fire.
To take advantage of the situation, he pulled out his phone and took a picture.
Unfortunately, his phone turned into a light bulb.
Outraged by this discovery, he threw his pesky bulb inside the fire and caused yet another miraculous explosion.
And the rest of the house came tumbling down on the crazy dead dude.
The crazy dead dude happened to be the clown of Ireland who was known for being crazy.
He lost his job because he was just way too crazy. To pay off his rent he sold his wife and kids to a local merchant.
Instead of paying the rent he decided to buy some waffles and an oven to match his wall decorations in his bathroom.
Because he sold his wife and kids he became lonely. So with the left over money he had, he bought himself a duck.
This duck did not like this crazy dude because he would chase him around the front lawn.
So late last night, the duck came up with a simple plan. He would dig a hole right next to the front door.
So when the crazy dude woke up (to take his mourning commute to his out house), he would fall straight into the pit and die a lonely crazy death.
No one would come to his rescue because they just didn't care about that crazy dead dude.The duck's expression gave birth to a happy smile.
So to conclude the happy story of the duck, both he and the villager ate some lovely crazy dude and lived happily ever after with the merchant and his kids.
The
End
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