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04-08-2012, 04:07 PM
As everybody here write only dramatic things, I have been trying to make mine more like a comedy.
Julian was an evil human who was creating his army to become the ruler of many countries and maybe the ruler of the entire world. He lived in some mountains by some people; he lived in any lost village by some other, etc but none known where he was really hidden.
Many countries had their special forces who saved peoples from attacks of Julian’s solders. In one of the training camp of martial arts, there were three friends called Woody, Dennis and Davis. One day they were selected to develop a secret mission to kill Julian.
For that they receive a letter which contained mission details. Woody took the letter under the door of their room and said: “Hey guys! A letter! ”
-Let’s see what’s in it,-said Dennis and Davis in the same time.
On the envelope was written: “From: Government”! Their breath stopped. “Any order for disqualification! What could be it?!” Those ides was turning around their mind. Slowly Davis opened the envelope and started reading with half-voice. After completing reading, they were shocked and they needed 2-3 minutes to understand the context.
Tomorrow morning they started preparing. Before they left, Dennis said:
-Where are the keys?
Woody and Davis searched in their pockets, all around the room but they couldn’t find anything. It was a big problem. How they could lost. Dennis put his hand into his pocked just because of stress that had captured them and suddenly he touch a metal thing.
-What’s that metal here?-and put it out,-…seems these are keys,-said with a stupid smile on his face.
First thing that they should do was to go to monks to learn more about Julian. They were walking in a path in a forest when they saw 8 or 9 peoples.
-I’m sure they will help us to find any small hotel to sleep tonight,-said Woody.
When they come closer, Dennis, Woody and Davis said to them: “Hi guys! Can you help us to find a hotel?”
But they didn’t noticed knifes and clothes of them, so they didn’t understand that strangers were all bandits.
-Listen guys, “A hotel”,-said one of bandits and they laughed.
-Give us all money you have, if you want to be unharmed,-ordered one of bandits with his strait voice.
-What are you talking about?-asked the wonder-stricken Woody.
-Why are you so dumb?-said another bandit, while some of them became furious while some other laughed.
-Let’s give them a good hiding so they will understand!
In that moment our guys started running and running until bandits disappeared.
Walking about for about an hour and they arrived in a small town. Night had come and they needed a hotel to sleep. They asked someone to show them any hotel and he told that “Tiger” one of the best hotels was pretty close. Guys arrived to the hotel and were praising it by walking it from outside. But when they went inside, they learned they hotel was full of people. When they went outside, they asked somebody for a hotel and he showed they that just some meters away, there was another hotel called “Red Leaf”.
-That is what I call a good hotel,-said Woody while getting closer to the Red Leaf.
-Obviously this is better,-said Davis,-look its yard, flowers, trees, everything is perfect.
-We were lucky that we didn’t join that foolish “Tiger” hotel,-said the determined Dennis,-you could see that hall, and it was like built 100 years ago. And that dirty yard which sucks.
-Hello! We want a room only for tonight,-said the happy Woody to the reception.
-Eh, sorry, here is not any free room,-came the cold answer from the reception.
And the poor guys went out and started walking on the street. While walking near to “Tiger” hotel, somebody went out of hotel building, called them and said that there was a free room, because somebody canceled staying in hotel.
They run in it, happy as they found at least a bed to sleep.
Tomorrow morning they left the hotel, to continue their mission. They walked all day and in evening they arrived in monk’s temple. They were very tired, so monks said to them that learning about Julian would started tomorrow morning. While going to sleep, Dennis noticed something like a tiny pool with a weird liquid in it. “It should be any kind of thermal water, it would help me to relax, so I am waking up early in morning to stay in it, but I will not tell about this to Woody and Davis, because they may hog it beforehand then me”, Dennis was thinking.
Tomorrow, early in morning Dennis went to the “pool” and he was ready to enter in, when a voice came from the back:
-Don’t even think to enter there,-it was a monk.
-Why?-asked the wonder and the shocked Dennis.
-It would damage a lot your skin, we use for several things but we never touch it.
-Ok, I just wanted to put my foot in it to what was it, but I never thought to enter in,-said Dennis, even monk had understood everything.
Later Monks were learning them about Julian.
-Well, finding his location is hard but we have been making some magic stuff and we have found his location,-said one of monks.
-Well, can you show us the location here in this map?
-Yes, sure. Here in these mountains.
-What?!-said the disappointed guys,-We thought you have found the exact location!
-The exact location?-smiled monks,-The second thing that you should know,-continued one of them,-is that Julian use some small clones, which we call them “Justin”. The real Julian is huge, while Justin is roughly as tall as us.
After they learned some more techniques, they started going to mountains that they believed to find Julian. The first night captured them inside a forest. Even that they were prepared to sleep in forest. So they put some foods and other things out. After eating they were just ready to sleep, when a wind started and a strange noise was running in their ears. They had turned off the fire so they couldn’t see anything. Consternation had entered in their body. Thousand of thought were coming in their mind and the most horror idea was that noise would have something related to Julian. Fear had roped their mouths so they couldn’t say any word to each-other. They were imagining how death could be. After some minutes noise stopped, but even that they were not relaxed. Davis answered with a tiny voice if other was sawing anything. The answer was “No”. After about 10 minutes they switched on the electricity light and saw nothing strange around. They were walking around to see anything, when suddenly wind started and that scary noise came again. They noticed that some of their papers were blocked in a tree and it was just their noise. What a feel, passed through them. How could they be that stupid, to be scared from just some papers? Without saying any word they slept.
Tomorrow they were climbing the mountain, when they saw a black person with a mask.
-It’s Julian,-said Davis.
-Let’s go and make him an ambush,-said Woody.
And they started running until they arrived somewhere in the path, where they thought Julian would come. And the black person was walking in that path, when our guys stormed on him.
They was hitting him and shouting “Die Julian!” until they killed him.
-We completed the mission! We killed him! We are heroes!
They took the body to show it to monks in temple. Along they were discussing:
-Well, monk talked about clones, but as we didn’t saw any other clone, which means this is the real Julian,-said Davis.
-I’m sure that monk’s information is too old,-said quietly Dennis.
-Yea, as we saw there is not any clone, so clones do not exist anymore,-said Woody.
And so they arrived in monk’s temple.
-We have killed Julian!
-What?-said the suspicious monk who was outside.
-Yes, we will show to you his body.
-I don’t believe. Are you sure that he is not a clone? Is he that huge?
In that time a lot of monks heard the discussion and went out to see what was happening. Guys put the body in the land.
-Why are you so moron? This is just a Justin. Julian is huge! Did you listen? “Huge”!-said one of the annoyed monks,-Now go and don’t do bullshits.
Guys left the temple without saying a single word.
After some days they were noted that in a cave, there were people who were going in and out and some Justin too. They understood that it was Julian home. They observed it for some days and one night they came pretty close the cave. They were staying hide, when they noticed a huge person going out the cave. It was black, with red eyes and very tall. They understood that he was Julian! How tremendous he was!
After looking on him, a horrible voice came in their ears:
-Who is there? Whoever you are, I will kill you, - and he started coming toward them.
Woody, Dennis and Davis were terrified and started running away. Julian was following them. They entered into a cave. Julian was turning around to understand their direction. He noticed a cave and it was exactly the cave that guys entered in. Julian went in the cave. After walking around it, he noticed the hidden guys.
-It’s over!-he shouted,-I will not let you to leave alive.
-We are dead now.-said the desperate Woody,-I think it’s time to tell to each-other any secrets that we have been keeping.
-Well, if you remember that day Woody, that you money was disappeared…I stole them,-said Davis.
-This is not important anymore Davis, I have already forgive you…Those girls that you have known in internet…it was me all that time. I was kidding with both of you,-said Woody.
-I would totally forgive you if we would not die. I have had a secret relationship with your girlfriend Davis for about 2 or 3 months,-said Dennis.
-I don’t care about her since a long time. Also I don’t care anymore about that girl in internet-said Davis.
In that time Julian was creating a huge purple ball in his hands.
-Die!-he shouted.
And the big ball left his hands. But in fact it didn’t go that far. A rock was just some meters in front of Julian and ball hit it. The ball made a huge expose in front of Julian face after it hit the rock. After some minutes our guys put up their heads to see what happened. They noticed that Julian was not there anymore. They walked to the place that Julian was shooting the ball. All Julian body was destroyed. His arms, legs, head, body and blood were all around.
-It’s he really dead?-said Dennis.
-Are we still alive?-said the wonder Davis.
-Yes, we are really alive, this rock saved us,-said Woody.
They took some of his body parts as a proof that they really “killed” Julian. First thing was to go to monk’s temple as soon as possible because in the morning his army would go out to find Julian. After arriving there they showed parts of body and described him to monks. Monks accepted that they really had “killed” Julian. Anyways they told to monks the way Julian become dead and how lucky they were.
Later they received some awards from government for completing such important and impossible mission, even they told the truth of their “bloody battle”.
After some days:
-Davis, you have some money to give me,-said Woody.
-What money?-wondered Davis,-Oh, now I remember, you idiot were kidding me all the time in internet. Also you Dennis must pay for what you have done.
-I thought you didn’t care about her, as you said there in the cave,-said Dennis,-And you Woody are an idiot internet user.
And so they continued quarreling.
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Three heroes
Julian was an evil human who was creating his army to become the ruler of many countries and maybe the ruler of the entire world. He lived in some mountains by some people; he lived in any lost village by some other, etc but none known where he was really hidden.
Many countries had their special forces who saved peoples from attacks of Julian’s solders. In one of the training camp of martial arts, there were three friends called Woody, Dennis and Davis. One day they were selected to develop a secret mission to kill Julian.
For that they receive a letter which contained mission details. Woody took the letter under the door of their room and said: “Hey guys! A letter! ”
-Let’s see what’s in it,-said Dennis and Davis in the same time.
On the envelope was written: “From: Government”! Their breath stopped. “Any order for disqualification! What could be it?!” Those ides was turning around their mind. Slowly Davis opened the envelope and started reading with half-voice. After completing reading, they were shocked and they needed 2-3 minutes to understand the context.
Tomorrow morning they started preparing. Before they left, Dennis said:
-Where are the keys?
Woody and Davis searched in their pockets, all around the room but they couldn’t find anything. It was a big problem. How they could lost. Dennis put his hand into his pocked just because of stress that had captured them and suddenly he touch a metal thing.
-What’s that metal here?-and put it out,-…seems these are keys,-said with a stupid smile on his face.
First thing that they should do was to go to monks to learn more about Julian. They were walking in a path in a forest when they saw 8 or 9 peoples.
-I’m sure they will help us to find any small hotel to sleep tonight,-said Woody.
When they come closer, Dennis, Woody and Davis said to them: “Hi guys! Can you help us to find a hotel?”
But they didn’t noticed knifes and clothes of them, so they didn’t understand that strangers were all bandits.
-Listen guys, “A hotel”,-said one of bandits and they laughed.
-Give us all money you have, if you want to be unharmed,-ordered one of bandits with his strait voice.
-What are you talking about?-asked the wonder-stricken Woody.
-Why are you so dumb?-said another bandit, while some of them became furious while some other laughed.
-Let’s give them a good hiding so they will understand!
In that moment our guys started running and running until bandits disappeared.
Walking about for about an hour and they arrived in a small town. Night had come and they needed a hotel to sleep. They asked someone to show them any hotel and he told that “Tiger” one of the best hotels was pretty close. Guys arrived to the hotel and were praising it by walking it from outside. But when they went inside, they learned they hotel was full of people. When they went outside, they asked somebody for a hotel and he showed they that just some meters away, there was another hotel called “Red Leaf”.
-That is what I call a good hotel,-said Woody while getting closer to the Red Leaf.
-Obviously this is better,-said Davis,-look its yard, flowers, trees, everything is perfect.
-We were lucky that we didn’t join that foolish “Tiger” hotel,-said the determined Dennis,-you could see that hall, and it was like built 100 years ago. And that dirty yard which sucks.
-Hello! We want a room only for tonight,-said the happy Woody to the reception.
-Eh, sorry, here is not any free room,-came the cold answer from the reception.
And the poor guys went out and started walking on the street. While walking near to “Tiger” hotel, somebody went out of hotel building, called them and said that there was a free room, because somebody canceled staying in hotel.
They run in it, happy as they found at least a bed to sleep.
Tomorrow morning they left the hotel, to continue their mission. They walked all day and in evening they arrived in monk’s temple. They were very tired, so monks said to them that learning about Julian would started tomorrow morning. While going to sleep, Dennis noticed something like a tiny pool with a weird liquid in it. “It should be any kind of thermal water, it would help me to relax, so I am waking up early in morning to stay in it, but I will not tell about this to Woody and Davis, because they may hog it beforehand then me”, Dennis was thinking.
Tomorrow, early in morning Dennis went to the “pool” and he was ready to enter in, when a voice came from the back:
-Don’t even think to enter there,-it was a monk.
-Why?-asked the wonder and the shocked Dennis.
-It would damage a lot your skin, we use for several things but we never touch it.
-Ok, I just wanted to put my foot in it to what was it, but I never thought to enter in,-said Dennis, even monk had understood everything.
Later Monks were learning them about Julian.
-Well, finding his location is hard but we have been making some magic stuff and we have found his location,-said one of monks.
-Well, can you show us the location here in this map?
-Yes, sure. Here in these mountains.
-What?!-said the disappointed guys,-We thought you have found the exact location!
-The exact location?-smiled monks,-The second thing that you should know,-continued one of them,-is that Julian use some small clones, which we call them “Justin”. The real Julian is huge, while Justin is roughly as tall as us.
After they learned some more techniques, they started going to mountains that they believed to find Julian. The first night captured them inside a forest. Even that they were prepared to sleep in forest. So they put some foods and other things out. After eating they were just ready to sleep, when a wind started and a strange noise was running in their ears. They had turned off the fire so they couldn’t see anything. Consternation had entered in their body. Thousand of thought were coming in their mind and the most horror idea was that noise would have something related to Julian. Fear had roped their mouths so they couldn’t say any word to each-other. They were imagining how death could be. After some minutes noise stopped, but even that they were not relaxed. Davis answered with a tiny voice if other was sawing anything. The answer was “No”. After about 10 minutes they switched on the electricity light and saw nothing strange around. They were walking around to see anything, when suddenly wind started and that scary noise came again. They noticed that some of their papers were blocked in a tree and it was just their noise. What a feel, passed through them. How could they be that stupid, to be scared from just some papers? Without saying any word they slept.
Tomorrow they were climbing the mountain, when they saw a black person with a mask.
-It’s Julian,-said Davis.
-Let’s go and make him an ambush,-said Woody.
And they started running until they arrived somewhere in the path, where they thought Julian would come. And the black person was walking in that path, when our guys stormed on him.
They was hitting him and shouting “Die Julian!” until they killed him.
-We completed the mission! We killed him! We are heroes!
They took the body to show it to monks in temple. Along they were discussing:
-Well, monk talked about clones, but as we didn’t saw any other clone, which means this is the real Julian,-said Davis.
-I’m sure that monk’s information is too old,-said quietly Dennis.
-Yea, as we saw there is not any clone, so clones do not exist anymore,-said Woody.
And so they arrived in monk’s temple.
-We have killed Julian!
-What?-said the suspicious monk who was outside.
-Yes, we will show to you his body.
-I don’t believe. Are you sure that he is not a clone? Is he that huge?
In that time a lot of monks heard the discussion and went out to see what was happening. Guys put the body in the land.
-Why are you so moron? This is just a Justin. Julian is huge! Did you listen? “Huge”!-said one of the annoyed monks,-Now go and don’t do bullshits.
Guys left the temple without saying a single word.
After some days they were noted that in a cave, there were people who were going in and out and some Justin too. They understood that it was Julian home. They observed it for some days and one night they came pretty close the cave. They were staying hide, when they noticed a huge person going out the cave. It was black, with red eyes and very tall. They understood that he was Julian! How tremendous he was!
After looking on him, a horrible voice came in their ears:
-Who is there? Whoever you are, I will kill you, - and he started coming toward them.
Woody, Dennis and Davis were terrified and started running away. Julian was following them. They entered into a cave. Julian was turning around to understand their direction. He noticed a cave and it was exactly the cave that guys entered in. Julian went in the cave. After walking around it, he noticed the hidden guys.
-It’s over!-he shouted,-I will not let you to leave alive.
-We are dead now.-said the desperate Woody,-I think it’s time to tell to each-other any secrets that we have been keeping.
-Well, if you remember that day Woody, that you money was disappeared…I stole them,-said Davis.
-This is not important anymore Davis, I have already forgive you…Those girls that you have known in internet…it was me all that time. I was kidding with both of you,-said Woody.
-I would totally forgive you if we would not die. I have had a secret relationship with your girlfriend Davis for about 2 or 3 months,-said Dennis.
-I don’t care about her since a long time. Also I don’t care anymore about that girl in internet-said Davis.
In that time Julian was creating a huge purple ball in his hands.
-Die!-he shouted.
And the big ball left his hands. But in fact it didn’t go that far. A rock was just some meters in front of Julian and ball hit it. The ball made a huge expose in front of Julian face after it hit the rock. After some minutes our guys put up their heads to see what happened. They noticed that Julian was not there anymore. They walked to the place that Julian was shooting the ball. All Julian body was destroyed. His arms, legs, head, body and blood were all around.
-It’s he really dead?-said Dennis.
-Are we still alive?-said the wonder Davis.
-Yes, we are really alive, this rock saved us,-said Woody.
They took some of his body parts as a proof that they really “killed” Julian. First thing was to go to monk’s temple as soon as possible because in the morning his army would go out to find Julian. After arriving there they showed parts of body and described him to monks. Monks accepted that they really had “killed” Julian. Anyways they told to monks the way Julian become dead and how lucky they were.
Later they received some awards from government for completing such important and impossible mission, even they told the truth of their “bloody battle”.
After some days:
-Davis, you have some money to give me,-said Woody.
-What money?-wondered Davis,-Oh, now I remember, you idiot were kidding me all the time in internet. Also you Dennis must pay for what you have done.
-I thought you didn’t care about her, as you said there in the cave,-said Dennis,-And you Woody are an idiot internet user.
And so they continued quarreling.