Steal one thing from the person above you

[Shane]

You can't steal time .

Sure I can. What tells time? Clocks. So I can steal those, thus "stealing" time out of somebody's sight - they won't be able to see what time it is on a clock if it's stolen. I have to mention that English is my second language, so my sentences may be senseless.

And why did you go without food for seven days?

There was no money to buy food, and the only things that there was to eat was things that I don't eat.

Stealing water? Good thing I don't drink water

I steal your freezer.