Atheism - ? I agree..

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Religion:
Oh sh*t!

Taoism:
sh*t happens.

Buddhism:
If sh*t happens, it's not really sh*t.

Islam:
If sh*t happens, it's the will of Allah.

Protestantism:
sh*t happens because you don't work hard enough.

Judaism:
Why does this sh*t always happen to us?

Hinduism:
This sh*t happened before.

Catholicism:
sh*t happens because you're bad.

Hare Krishna:
sh*t happens rama rama.

T.V. Evangelism:
Send more sh*t.

Atheism:
No sh*t.

Jehova's Witness:
Knock knock, sh*t happens.

Hedonism:
There's nothing like a good sh*t happening.

Christian Science:
sh*t happens in your mind.

Agnosticism:
Maybe sh*t happens, maybe it doesn't.

Rastafarianism:
Let's smoke this sh*t.

Existentialism:
What is sh*t anyway?

Stoicism:
This sh*t doesn't bother me.

someone else please continue this arguement, its only A-MAN, Kashif and me :P